Random JRPG News Thread

[Reinhardt]

I don't understand how Koei can make each next pc port worse and worse?

 

[Jacob]

Real PC RPGs are for... nerds. Go play Maddun.

 

[YES!]

I just want people to know that even though I am very, very retarded

Try not to be too shocked, but you're actually doing a very good job at letting us know. Might be the only thing you're good at!

Do you accept or not?

 

[LESS T_T]

Fans of Dragon's Dogma and Devil May Cry get their hopes up.

Either of them will be disappointed.

Wait, it's Capcom. Maybe both will be.

 

[Tehdagah]

Bet Capcom renamed Deep Down to Dragon's Dogma 2.

 

[Hyperion]

Very possible. Itsuno originally announced he was working on a new project in January of this year, and Capcom resubmitted for Deep Down's trademarking on February 9th. Could also just be that he's trying to salvage that trash heap into something playable and make the company some money back.

 

[Hobo Elf]

I just want people to know that even though I am very, very retarded

Try not to be too shocked, but you're actually doing a very good job at letting us know. Might be the only thing you're good at!

Do you accept or not?

Yeah, we all accept that you're a retard.

 

[YES!]

I just want people to know that even though I am very, very retarded

Try not to be too shocked, but you're actually doing a very good job at letting us know. Might be the only thing you're good at!

Do you accept or not?

Yeah, we all accept that you're a retard.

The challenge I presented, you fucking coy pussy. And please continue to deepen my ties to retardation as the more retarded I am the even more super retarded you will be when I fucking totally decimate you in the challenge. And the sweeter it will be seeing the numbers that prove it in your signature.

 

[Hobo Elf]

I just want people to know that even though I am very, very retarded

Try not to be too shocked, but you're actually doing a very good job at letting us know. Might be the only thing you're good at!

Do you accept or not?

Yeah, we all accept that you're a retard.

I am the even more super retarded

We get it, jeez!

 

[YES!]

I just want people to know that even though I am very, very retarded

Try not to be too shocked, but you're actually doing a very good job at letting us know. Might be the only thing you're good at!

Do you accept or not?

Yeah, we all accept that you're a retard.

I am the even more super retarded

We get it, jeez!

Please answer. At least be man enough to accept the challenge or decline.

 

[Hobo Elf]

I just want people to know that even though I am very, very retarded

Try not to be too shocked, but you're actually doing a very good job at letting us know. Might be the only thing you're good at!

Do you accept or not?

Yeah, we all accept that you're a retard.

I am the even more super retarded

We get it, jeez!

Please answer. At least be man enough to accept the challenge or decline.

What challenge?

 

[Reinhardt]

I just want people to know that even though I am very, very retarded

Try not to be too shocked, but you're actually doing a very good job at letting us know. Might be the only thing you're good at!

Do you accept or not?

Yeah, we all accept that you're a retard.

I am the even more super retarded

We get it, jeez!

Please answer. At least be man enough to accept the challenge or decline.

What challenge?

Oct is YES! month, will you be the person who rates the most posts YES!?

 

[YES!]

I just want people to know that even though I am very, very retarded

Try not to be too shocked, but you're actually doing a very good job at letting us know. Might be the only thing you're good at!

Do you accept or not?

Yeah, we all accept that you're a retard.

I am the even more super retarded

We get it, jeez!

Please answer. At least be man enough to accept the challenge or decline.

What challenge?

I see your memory and comprehension are as strong as your analytical abilities.

My favorite part of this is that we both love the fact that all these people side with you.

I have no interest in watching other people play video games. I've never watched a video game tournament. But without watching one I know for certain all the top players do not use a console or controller. I also don't need for you to admit you prefer consoles because of their simplicity and you prefer playing games with a controller because of your mind's. The fact you are a general console gamer posting on an rpg site should have been your first clue you are a whiffle ball player on a site for baseball players. I'm also certain you have no idea why the top competitive players do not use controllers. And I love that I not only know for certain they don't, without have ever watched them or read about them, but I know why too.

Would you be interested in a contest which will provide solid numbers on which of us is more stupid than the other? If you win I'll do whatever you say within reason and that does not cost me money. I'll leave the site, say you are smarter than me in my signature, send you a picture of my big blackish cock for you to masturbate to. Whatever you want. And vice versa. I know dumb kids have an issue leaving this site and would just make a new account so I would have you put the results of the competition in your signature. I just want people to know that even though I am very, very retarded you are far, far more retarded than I am and show in in every post of yours with numbers that prove it. And that you have a penchant for child porn.

Details will be the same as previously stated before with an impartial party setting it up. One point is lost every minute finished after the first to finish as time must be a factor.

Please reply with a yes or no.

 

[InD_ImaginE]

Man I usually imagine people in the Codex as normal functional being in real life with the shit game raging is more of hyperbolic kind of thing.

You manage to to give me a mental picture of a snobbish petulant raging man-child with these posts. Congratz

 

[Hyperion]

Turns out licking doorknobs does, in fact, cause autism.

 

[YES!]

Man I usually imagine people in the Codex as normal functional being in real life with the shit game raging is more of hyperbolic kind of thing.

You manage to to give me a mental picture of a snobbish petulant raging man-child with these posts. Congratz

I live to serve.

And how is wanting accurate numbers equivalent to raging? Isn't two people calling each other retard over and over far more childish than letting science decide who is the bigger retard? It seems like you are one of the kids who hates facts, and just wants to spew bleatings and say stupid and damn reality. I get called retard far too often on these forums to assume I'm not. If wanting the bigger retards than myself to know they are more retarded than I am with facts and numbers makes me retarded I am only acting in an accurate manner. Retards gonna retard, right?

Just like all you retarded children spewing your gibberish and shit taste and console filth on an a supposed elite rpg site. How is that not retarded? Why do you fucking morons post here when there are way bigger general gaming sites filled with idiots exactly like you with your shit console non-rpg tastes?

Again, I may be a full blown retard but you guys are far, far more retarded than I ever could be. If you can explain, like an intelligent adult why a bunch of kid console idiots should be able to ruin this site or why you all hate science and accurate numbers proving who is the bigger retard and prefer idiots just calling each other retard over and over, you prove my case. Any sane and reasonable person can clearly see I am right and you are all child retards posting on a site for a hobby you all dislike.

Science is real and is good. Embrace it you fucking retards.

 

[YES!]

Turns out licking doorknobs does, in fact, cause autism.

I would agree with you but in a couple minutes I will complete my nightly ritual of rolling a wooden stick on my leg as I listen to loud noises in a room with a strobe light before going to work and killing everyone for not letting me finish my work and then give a Pollack squiggle dot picture to a lady I saved and have no romantic interest in. If that makes my an autist I am guilty as charged.

 

[InD_ImaginE]

I'll humor you. This might be just a baiting shit post, but I'll humor you.

"jrpg is shit lololol, fuck off you degenerates you shouldn't post here on MY esteemed ELITE rpg site."

Guess what roqua, we don't care. You like to drink beer more than wine? We don't care. You think your spreadsheet simulator with graphic is the TRUE RPG GOODNESS? We don't care.

People are calling your retardation not because we like jRPGs or somesuch, but because only someone who is a total loser or retard would rage like a child about people liking it.

"WHY WOULD YOU POST HERE RUINING A SUPPOSED ELITE RPG SITE. EXPLAIN LIKE AN INTELLIGENT ADULT WHY SHOULD YOU RUIN THIS SITE REEEE"

Because we enjoy posting here.

First,RPG codex is one of the less moderated site in gaming side of the internet where a lot of SJW non sense and basically fascist moderators are running rampart. RPG Codex provide atmosphere you would not get anywhere else, and is one of the main attractions for lot of the site's members. It even appeals to you. Your petulant raging posts should net you a ban if you are in any other gaming forums.

Secondly, RPG Codex is an open site for practically everybody. We have an arguably more active discussion for political things in GD compared to actual RPG discussion. Hell we have metric shit ton of shit posts all round the site too. And guess what? The site creator (DU, and in extension, the mods) are welcoming, even facilitating those discussions in the form of sub-forums. Just like where we are in JRPG SUB FORUM.

If anything JRPG is tangentially connected to the RPG as sub-genres rather than the whole GD and Public library sub-forum. So I would suggest you take your crusade to address the more urgent matter of THIS ESTEEMED RPG SITE IS DISCUSSING OTHER THINGS WHICH ARE NOT RELATED TO RPG AT ALL. The people in GD would welcome you warmly. You might even fit well in there.


"I MIGHT BE A RETARD BUT ALL OF YOU ARE BIGGER RETARD THAN I AM. LET'S PROVE IT WITH A TEST, IF YOU DON'T AGREE YOU HATE SCIENCE"

So what? You have something to prove? Do you need to prove something? In whatever test you could provoke, if you win, so what? "I AM RIGHT, YOU GUYS ARE RETARD AND SO IS YOUR JRPG, GIT FROM CODEX!"

Guess what roqua, a taste or hobby is not reflective of whether you are a retard or, in this case, a well rounded human being. And if you think otherwise, please provide at least 10 published scientific studies with at least 50 citations because you just love science so much. People are not humoring you because THEY HATE SCIENCE LOLOLOL, they ignore you because responding to such challenge is a waste of time. While I don't doubt there is basement dwellers or total losers among the members of the codex, those who are normal in their life knows it and doesn't need to prove it over some silly video games to strangers they meet in the internet.

Closing words:
I just wasted minutes of my life responding to your shit posts. If you are really serious about your rage here, I can't say anything. I do have friends who will do the same over anime waifu or hollywood movies. And most of them are good people. But my advice? Try to enjoy the world more. Life isn't only about your one singular hobby and you habit of posting about it in the internet. There are more important things in life.

 

[Reinhardt]

Any news other than Roqua being Roqua?

 

[Hobo Elf]

I see your memory and comprehension are as strong as your analytical abilities.

My favorite part of this is that we both love the fact that all these people side with you.

I have no interest in watching other people play video games. I've never watched a video game tournament. But without watching one I know for certain all the top players do not use a console or controller. I also don't need for you to admit you prefer consoles because of their simplicity and you prefer playing games with a controller because of your mind's. The fact you are a general console gamer posting on an rpg site should have been your first clue you are a whiffle ball player on a site for baseball players. I'm also certain you have no idea why the top competitive players do not use controllers. And I love that I not only know for certain they don't, without have ever watched them or read about them, but I know why too.

Would you be interested in a contest which will provide solid numbers on which of us is more stupid than the other? If you win I'll do whatever you say within reason and that does not cost me money. I'll leave the site, say you are smarter than me in my signature, send you a picture of my big blackish cock for you to masturbate to. Whatever you want. And vice versa. I know dumb kids have an issue leaving this site and would just make a new account so I would have you put the results of the competition in your signature. I just want people to know that even though I am very, very retarded you are far, far more retarded than I am and show in in every post of yours with numbers that prove it. And that you have a penchant for child porn.

Details will be the same as previously stated before with an impartial party setting it up. One point is lost every minute finished after the first to finish as time must be a factor.

Please reply with a yes or no.

Maybe.

 

[Abu Antar]

YES! Take your grumpiness to another thread and let this be an update thread. I don't mind if you want to vent, but let's keep this on topic.

 

[Archibald]

Could some moderator spilt off this shit into retardoland? Couple of pages ruined for no reason.

 

[YES!]

responding to such challenge is a waste of time

But calling each other retard over and over isn't? Posting on a supposed rpg site by people who are general gamers isn't? This is child reasoning. You believe your childish retard behavior is okay because most of the people are child retards. Any challenge to the rpg-hating child retards means the flaw is in the challenger. You should be free to be retarded children spewing shit on a site about a hobby you do not enjoy and any challenge to the status quo means you're right and the challenger wrong. You make unreasonable demands as proof of some stupid shit when my goal is completely reasonable proof of my level of retardation compared to you kids' level.

Your cultism and advocacy indoctrination has not prepared you well for challenging adults with your kid motives and retard minds,

Maybe.

I need a yes or no. Do you have questions that when answered will push you into on side or another?

YES! Take your grumpiness to another thread and let this be an update thread. I don't mind if you want to vent, but let's keep this on topic.

I remember when this site was normal and threads were about what they were about and took the turns they took. There was no NAZI autist demand to keep on topic or pay the price. People said things and that was what the thread was about. No icons, no facebook, no weird shit. Just people that liked rpgs talking. Now it is indoctrinated cult children being NAZIs. Fuck you, fuck your whore mother, and fuck tyranny.

Could some moderator spilt off this shit into retardoland? Couple of pages ruined for no reason.

Fuck your split. Man up and accept life you fucking piece of shit. You ruining the spot of this thread a thinking adult could have used with your gibberish. You should be moved to retardoland and permabanned for being a fucking pussy and a bitch.

 

[Hobo Elf]

Do you have questions?

Yeah, do you think western cuck developers will ever manage to make a RPG game as good as a japanese jrpg? I know, I know. It's very unlikely, maybe even impossible, but is there anyone out there who you think might have a chance at achieving such glory?

 

[yes plz]

i've heard that 'planet escape: tormentors' or something was a pretty good western faux jrpg.