*redacted*

[Cassidy]

There is a draw between options 7 an 1.

Therefore, whoever posts the first vote for either option will break it.

To be a hero or to be a stereotypical villain?

 

[Baltika9]

To be a stereotypical hero or to be a stereotypical villain?

Fixed it for ya. And I'll flop to 7, since there are not enough villain LPs around here.

 

[Cassidy]

*redacted*

 

[Baltika9]

BC. Time to start up some cults. Mindrape incoming.

 

[m4davis]

CC

 

[Esquilax]

He was a fool to bargain with us. Now it's time to kill these motherfuckers.

CA

 

[Monty]

B
A

 

[oscar]

AC. Time to fund this colonisation.

 

[Smashing Axe]

CA

 

[newcomer]

CA

 

[Stygian Lurker]

BC

 

[GameOver]

CA. Kill 'em all.

 

[ScubaV]

BC

 

[Azira]

CA

 

[Anabanana]

He was a fool to bargain with us. Now it's time to kill these motherfuckers.

CA

Hell yeah.

 

[Tigranes]

I doubt CA will work, if for the simple reason that he won't give us a gift that can kill him on the spot.

AC

 

[Cassidy]

*redacted*

 

[newcomer]

6

 

[oscar]

6. Nice one morans

 

[Baltika9]

6. Hopefully, we get possessed.

 

[Anabanana]

4. Since it's functionally equivalent to 6 anyway, so might as well get more entertainment out of it.

 

[ScubaV]

Never go full retard, let's go 75% retard. 5

 

[UncleJimb0]

[Edit: Noticed something, but Cass fixed it. Nunya damn biznss]

This is awesome.

2) Seems like the only option with a realistic chance of 'survival' (if such a term can be applied when our protagonist is a "deathless one") would be to retreat and, if possible, try to f--- Narackamous up later. If we're trying to be evil a sense of self-preservation might be more effective than trying th Incredible Hulk route. Also, if we are a similar being to this sorcerer who just pwnd us hard, and we have the ability to collect innocent little ghost souls that are somehow 'priceless'...then maybe we should go back to our 'friends' and the natives and get to work being Dark Lord, Jr. Maybe Saruman can tangle with Sauron later down the line.

 

[Cassidy]

UncleJimb0 , my mistake: I swapped names. Fixed.

Also there will be permanent consequences from picking up derp options again and again.

 

[UncleJimb0]

Sounds like a hint to me, bros.
Go for 2! Go for 2!

 

[Bloodshifter]

4 its 6 in disguise