Bumvelcrow
Somewhat interesting
How well I succeeded is another matter, but I am fairly confident that terse and dry wouldn't have turned out any better.
While your enthusiasm is obvious, it was a little too gushing, particularly at the beginning, and could probably have done with a second voice to give some perspective. It could have been press release, and the effect was to immediately make me suspicious and raise my defences. Fortunately, getting past that your writing style calmed down a bit and there was enough humour and detail to make it an enjoyable read, particularly when the game itself appears to be such a fascinating prospect.
to all concerned.