Diggfinger
Arcane
Grimoire changed my life. When Cleve finally accomplished this massive accomplishment that took years of hellish madness—even though Robert Sirotek himself was scheming against him the whole way—I had no choice but to reprioritize everything.
I stopped drinking, got in shape, actually went and learned the names of my neighbors. Instead of throwing old ladies down the stairs and then choking out any that survived, I would help them with their groceries. When a customer contacted me with a complaint, instead of sending him or her dick pics, I would profusely apologize and ask how I could be a better person. Usually they would say, just stop sending dick pics, and that would be a big improvement.
Every day was met with sunshine and birds chirping. I would wake up at 6a instead of noon, with blood flowing in my veins instead of alcohol, and just thank God Almighty for waking up in this beautiful world, in which something as godly as Grimoire was released.
Granted, I have now officially spent more time playing Vendetta Raven's Cry and Arcania, than I have spent playing Grimoire. That is some compelling evidence, your honor. But ever since I have started drinking constantly again, it's really hard to concentrate on a masterpiece like Grimoire. I mean, do you expect me to think? I, like, am an adult, and have a job and responsibilities. I just want to "have fun" when I play a game. Why do they call them GAMES if they are NOT FUN LOL.
So it only makes sense that I would put Grimoire on the back burner, as I am not sound of mind. If I am playing Fallout 4, and I shoot another Raider, and his leather chaps are ++++ versus my leather chaps, then, there you go. That's enough decisions for me!
Sorry, but without dick-pics this post is not convincing