In Progress RPGCodex Fails at Escort Missions: An Interactive LP of Convoy

[Azira]

What good is gratitude in a place like this? Surely, this cannot be one of those "well, since you declined a reward, I'll just reward you even bigger" choices, can it?

Reward!

 

[Nevill]

Eh. No proper way to play a pirate.

Alright, let's take a reward for our whiteknighting.

 

[Alex Heartnet]

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[Nevill]

Yes. Take the woman.

Can you sell crew at shops?

 

[Gondolin]

Accept them.

 

[Alex Heartnet]

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Wow you goons actually made a good decision for once

Which direction are we going again? I forgot.

Stem Bolt Convoy is 186 KM Northeast

Booster Goofball = 65 KM Northeast

The milkbar is 284 KM Northwest. What kind of bar serves milk, anyway?

And the Ethanol Chemist is 221 KM to the Northeast.

 

[Nevill]

Poppy looks a bit fragile. How many slots for stuff does she have?

Booster Goofball is closest and on the way to . Go there.

 

[Gondolin]

Booster Goofball is closest and on the way to . Go there.

Yep.

 

[Alex Heartnet]

Poppy looks a bit fragile. How many slots for stuff does she have?

Good question. I guess we'll find out once the shooting starts
or when we get back to a camp.

As always, taking the highway is the best bet.

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Uh oh. The ! is over in Raider territory. The game might actually take the first step to becoming more difficult if we survive this.

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My favorite part of this game is how often some variant of 'shoot him' comes up as a dialogue option.

This game lets you be a horrible bastard. You goons haven't see the half of it yet.

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[Gondolin]

Might as well talk to him.

 

[Grimgravy]

Talk. We got the junk part to swap for his good part. Might as well use it.

 

[Alex Heartnet]

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I don't know either.

You goons are doing an excellent job of showing me content I have never seen before.

 

[Grimgravy]

Whacha doin?

 

[Nevill]

You goons are doing an excellent job of showing me content I have never seen before.

You always hit him over the head, didn't you?

I suppose we don't need his name. Ask him what he is up to.

 

[Alex Heartnet]

You always hit him over the head, didn't you?

No, seriously. I have not seen most of these encounters at all.

Some content was added after I stopped playing the game. That is what you goons keep running into.

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[Nevill]

We saw it. What of it?

 

[Grimgravy]

Yup. Saw it.

 

[Alex Heartnet]

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It would of probably been easier to just conk him on the head

 

[Nevill]

When a creep who is obviously cray-cray asks you if you want to see his 'space rocket', you'd better step back and ready the gun.

Nope, I'll pass.

 

[Grimgravy]

Sure. Let's look. We've got an thruster upgrade for him.

 

[lightbane]

Goons? I believe you're in the wrong forum, friend. Here you're not forced to pay for the privilege of being able to interact with the forum (or having a custom avatar, or accessing old threads, or being able to swear...).
Anyway, I say we play along.

 

[Alex Heartnet]

Goons? I believe you're in the wrong forum, friend. Here you're not forced to pay for the privilege of being able to interact with the forum (or having a custom avatar, or accessing old threads, or being able to swear...).

Well now that I know that is annoys you goons...

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Where's the option to shoot him?

 

[Gondolin]

Swap that shit.

 

[Nevill]

Where's the option to shoot him?

I will oblige. Tell him that this ain't a rocket and watch him go full psycho, leaving us no choice but to defend ourselves. And collect a bit of scrap.

 

[lightbane]

Swap it and hope he doesn't notice.