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[Maxie]

now name me 10 potato rpg games

The Witcher 1
The Witcher 2
The Witcher 3
The Witcher 4
The Witcher 5
The Witcher 7
The Witcher 8
The Witcher 8 Extreme Beach Volley
The Witcher 9
The Witcher 1 remake

 

[Reinhardt]

now name me 10 potato rpg games

The Witcher 1
The Witcher 2
The Witcher 3
The Witcher 4
The Witcher 5
The Witcher 7
The Witcher 8
The Witcher 8 Extreme Beach Volley
The Witcher 9
The Witcher 1 remake

you stopped reading at "potato"? keyword was "rpg"

 

[Shaki]

New dev interview:


- Main protagonist starts on Polish side, but then becomes a muscovite.
- This unlocks muscovite special ability tree. Such as walking on all fours, biting attacks and fecal matter projectiles.
- You can marry some selected female NPCs but it always ends up with a divorce.

BTW: When will we find out Geralt's pronouns for Witcher 4? KUR/WA

Witcher 4

Geralt: I prefer to stay neutral... but when i see filthy uneducated white male kmets mess with my beloved LGBTQ+ community, elf minorities and pocs... my blood boils with rage.
Geralt: Steel for racist white incels! Silver for gender surgery!
Geralt: *drinks estrogen potion*

Yennefer (race swapped): You're late for your dick flattening, worm. And give me all your orens.
Geralt: Yes, Yennefer, my queen! I will simp for you forever. Take all my money!

Sapkowztztyky: *cums*

Damn, ruskies do love to constantly write their fag/tranny fanfics.

Must be really sad that Witcher didn't include any trannies and gay sex, unlike the proud russian Pathfinder rpgs. Don't worry, you'll have a lot of opportunities for man-on-man adventures irl, after you get your draft notice.

 

[Ol' Willy]

And then you woke up, discovered you're still a Serb and wept

 

[GrafvonMoltke]

Russian and Polish game design are day and night apart. Polish like to chase popular American esthetics, love to imitate Hollywood from x-2 years ago, love wokery, virtue signaling etc. Tho every Polish game has Polish Toilet-Cleaning agressively balding young guy as Protagonist. Polish games are very uninspired, very lazily put together and soulless. They look, feel and play like American games but made in Poland. Poland is sunflower, America is their SUN

Russians like to make insanely ambitious, borderline feature creep, janky games with TONS of soul, inspired by American culture from x-2 decades ago combined with Russian ethos and way of thinking

There you go

Big words for someone with an avatar from a Polish game.

 

[Ol' Willy]

Witcher didn't include any trannies and gay sex

 

[Spectral Pontifex]

Cant wait to play as young russgoblin patriot defending his shithole

 

[Ol' Willy]

Based polacks!

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[Justicar]

Witcher didn't include any trannies and gay sex

 

[Justicar]

Witcher didn't include any trannies and gay sex

Meanwhile in reality the face of russgoblin "liberator"

 

[JarlFrank]

Apparently, this is the main protagonist:

Apparently he ages over the course of the game. Do you think that should result in stats decreasing, The Frozen Throne style?

Man, not only his beard but also his coat becomes gray with age!

 

[Serus]

Apparently, this is the main protagonist:

Apparently he ages over the course of the game. Do you think that should result in stats decreasing, The Frozen Throne style?

Man, not only his beard but also his coat becomes gray with age!

Poor quality, the colour faded after few times in a washing machine. A known problem in this era.

 

[The Wall]

New dev interview:


- Main protagonist starts on Polish side, but then becomes a muscovite.
- This unlocks muscovite special ability tree. Such as walking on all fours, biting attacks and fecal matter projectiles.
- You can marry some selected female NPCs but it always ends up with a divorce.

BTW: When will we find out Geralt's pronouns for Witcher 4? KUR/WA

Witcher 4

Geralt: I prefer to stay neutral... but when i see filthy uneducated white male kmets mess with my beloved LGBTQ+ community, elf minorities and pocs... my blood boils with rage.
Geralt: Steel for racist white incels! Silver for gender surgery!
Geralt: *drinks estrogen potion*

Yennefer (race swapped): You're late for your dick flattening, worm. And give me all your orens.
Geralt: Yes, Yennefer, my queen! I will simp for you forever. Take all my money!

Sapkowztztyky: *cums*

Damn, ruskies do love to constantly write their fag/tranny fanfics.

Must be really sad that Witcher didn't include any trannies and gay sex, unlike the proud russian Pathfinder rpgs. Don't worry, you'll have a lot of opportunities for man-on-man adventures irl, after you get your draft notice.

damn, is there any more butthurt people in the world than potatos?

How's your "second army in the world" doing?

Ugh, single-handedly defeating LGBTQ Armies of NATO painted in Blue-Yellow colors?

 

[Reinhardt]

Apparently, this is the main protagonist:

Apparently he ages over the course of the game. Do you think that should result in stats decreasing, The Frozen Throne style?

Man, not only his beard but also his coat becomes gray with age!

each regiment had its own colors.

 

[Lord_Potato]

Apparently, this is the main protagonist:

Apparently he ages over the course of the game. Do you think that should result in stats decreasing, The Frozen Throne style?

Man, not only his beard but also his coat becomes gray with age!

He got a nice red uniform from the Poles he initially served. Once he joined the Russian side he quickly got enrolled into the grey mobik masses.

 

[Reinhardt]

Apparently, this is the main protagonist:

Apparently he ages over the course of the game. Do you think that should result in stats decreasing, The Frozen Throne style?

Man, not only his beard but also his coat becomes gray with age!

He got a nice red uniform from the Poles he initially served. Once he joined the Russian side he quickly got enrolled into the grey mobik masses.

red uniform is actually one of the moscow regiments iirc.

 

[The Wall]

Despite all the Butthurt, I still like Polish people. Even retard incels from this Forum

I hope we have many quality RPGs from Russia and Poland in coming years. And let's pray for Geralt of Rivia dick's safety in Witcher 4
/Log Out

 

[Camel]

I simply hope the game offers an alternative path to becoming a "Russian patriot" and lets you keep on cooperating with the Poles and aiding Władysław IV Vasa in taking the throne in Moscow. Thus achieving a non-canonical, yet possible in the context of early 17th Century ending.

Probably not, since the project is cofunded by the Russian state.

Since we don't get enough historical RPGs I hope this one won't suck anyway.

It’s as possible as a Polish studio making a game about Four tank-men and a dog or the Polish First Army of Ludowe Wojsko Polskie helping to liberate Warsaw from the Germans alongside the Red army in 1944.

 

[Space Satan]

This thread was worth it simply because of
RUSGOBLIN SHIT SHITTY GAME WILL FAIL CURSE YOU DAMN ORCS MUH NATO WRONG REPRESENTATION OF GLORIOUS POLAKIA WE ARE NOT JEWS OUR BLOOD IS PURE SHITTY ART SHITTY GAMEPLAY MCHANICS NO OPEN WORLD RUSSIA IS A THIRD WORLD YOU ALL DESERVE TO BE KILLED CAN WE PLAY AS A POLE BASTARD RUSSIANS KILL YOU KILL YOU KILL YOUR CHILDREN MONGOLOID SHIT PTU I SPIT ON YOU ARE WE ARE WHITE NO MIXING WITH JEWS THAT IS ALL A LIE HOW MUCH WINGED HUSSAR ARMOR WILL COST LGBT IS NOT AS BAD IN PRACTICAL TERMS

 

[Lord_Potato]

This thread was worth it simply because of
RUSGOBLIN SHIT SHITTY GAME WILL FAIL CURSE YOU DAMN ORCS MUH NATO WRONG REPRESENTATION OF GLORIOUS POLAKIA WE ARE NOT JEWS OUR BLOOD IS PURE SHITTY ART SHITTY GAMEPLAY MCHANICS NO OPEN WORLD RUSSIA IS A THIRD WORLD YOU ALL DESERVE TO BE KILLED CAN WE PLAY AS A POLE BASTARD RUSSIANS KILL YOU KILL YOU KILL YOUR CHILDREN MONGOLOID SHIT PTU I SPIT ON YOU ARE WE ARE WHITE NO MIXING WITH JEWS THAT IS ALL A LIE HOW MUCH WINGED HUSSAR ARMOR WILL COST LGBT IS NOT AS BAD IN PRACTICAL TERMS

To tell the truth there is not much info revealed about the game (despite it being in development for a considerable time) so people engage in happy shitposting.

 

[Ryzer]

This thread was worth it simply because of
RUSGOBLIN SHIT SHITTY GAME WILL FAIL CURSE YOU DAMN ORCS MUH NATO WRONG REPRESENTATION OF GLORIOUS POLAKIA WE ARE NOT JEWS OUR BLOOD IS PURE SHITTY ART SHITTY GAMEPLAY MCHANICS NO OPEN WORLD RUSSIA IS A THIRD WORLD YOU ALL DESERVE TO BE KILLED CAN WE PLAY AS A POLE BASTARD RUSSIANS KILL YOU KILL YOU KILL YOUR CHILDREN MONGOLOID SHIT PTU I SPIT ON YOU ARE WE ARE WHITE NO MIXING WITH JEWS THAT IS ALL A LIE HOW MUCH WINGED HUSSAR ARMOR WILL COST LGBT IS NOT AS BAD IN PRACTICAL TERMS

To tell the truth there is not much info revealed about the game (despite it being in development for a considerable time) so people engage in happy shitposting.

Actually, there is a pretty big press kit (100MB) about it on the website but nobody bothered to download it (including myself, not because I don't want to but because I have a shitty bandwidth).

 

[Reinhardt]

happy

 

[Üstad]

Nice setting but I'm sure it'll be suck. Kingdom cum deliverance also sucked , they just have wrong idea about combat.

 

[Modron]

Nice setting but I'm sure it'll be suck. Kingdom cum deliverance also sucked , they just have wrong idea about combat.

Found the Cuman.

 

[Lord_Potato]

To tell the truth there is not much info revealed about the game (despite it being in development for a considerable time) so people engage in happy shitposting.

Actually, there is a pretty big press kit (100MB) about it on the website but nobody bothered to download it (including myself, not because I don't want to but because I have a shitty bandwidth).

I checked the press kit.

It's 19 files altogether. 5 pieces of 3d art (just static png files), 7 pieces of concept art, 6 wallpapers (actually 2 wallpapers with young and old playable character, in 3 resolutions each) and a 50 Mb, 22 seconds long video presenting several animations of the main character.

No screenshots of an actual game, even of the most basic things, like inventory management or character screen. No screenshots of actual locations. Or combat. Or exploration.

But! I did some digging and found a film with some leaked in-game footage. Frankly speaking, looks like a poor man's Assassin's Creed with very stiff animations. It's either very early in development or a cash-grab. If I had to bet money on one of these options, I'd put them on the cash-grab.