Vapourware Scam Citizen - Only people with too much money can become StarCitizens! WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

[Brzęczyszczykiewicz]

 

[Deathsquid]

To be fair, it's a bit of a litmus test of dumbness. Are you a man dumb enough to have paid 1K for this? We got you a bridge to sell!

 

[Deathsquid]

To be fair, it's a bit of a litmus test of dumbness. Are you a man dumb enough to have paid 1K for this? We got you a bridge to sell!

Yeah but like Deathsquid, there's shit like this

Well fuck me I guess then

 

[fabrulana]

It sucks that I paid $60 to this project. From the Kickstarter site (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cig/star-citizen):

• No Pay to Win

 

[RoBoBOBR]

No Pay to Win

it's true though - pay or not, you can't win

 

[Deathsquid]

It sucks that I paid $60 to this project. From the Kickstarter site (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cig/star-citizen):

• No Pay to Win

You win if you didn't pay. See? It's true. [No pay] is one cluster.

Oh yeah and totally reasonable response to that video?

 

[Grotesque]

 

[Deathsquid]

Why do those vids always have those creepy emoticons?

 

[J_C]

The funny thing is that by the time this game gets released in 2025 (I know I'm overly optimistic), its graphics will be considered dated.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

game gets released

overly optimistic

 

[Deathsquid]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Star-Cit...683121?hash=item2aaa69be31:g:ypwAAOSwVA5aLxdC

1100 GBP. What the actual fuck.

Also it's some kind of "luxury yacht"? Who gives a fuck in a space game?

Also it doesn't exist in the game.

Also there is no game.

What the fuck

 

[DarKPenguiN]

The next step will be CIG creating yet another shell company to provide 'low monthly financing' to their customers with less than stellar credit- At 24% apr no doubt.

This shit is well past insane and I really do expect to see game companies financing pixels in the near future.

 

[Alfgart]

SC subreddit is in full meltdown after bind culling has been delayed AGAIN, pushed to 3.3 (it was supposed to come out in 2.6). It's so fun to watch this trainwreck

 

[AN4RCHID]

The worse one was FPS AI getting delayed

 

[Zarniwoop]

This shit is still going?

P.T Barnum was right, there really is one born every minute.

 

[Zarniwoop]

To be fair, it's a bit of a litmus test of dumbness. Are you a man dumb enough to have paid 1K for this? We got you a bridge to sell!

A VIRTUAL bridge though. But you have to pay $1000 just to see it, and another 17 to buy it.

Also it will only virtually exist in the virtual world that will totally exist* real soon¬

*Scam Productions Inc. is under no legal obligation to realese any virtual world. For illustration purposes only.

¬Scam Productions Inc. reserves the right to revise release date. Including to "Never"

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Why do those vids always have those creepy emoticons?

Possibly a means of psychological condition for the cultists.

 

[Infinitron]

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Can you imagine if they spent as much on development as they did on cinematic trailers and sales videos for their ships?

 

[Deathsquid]

Meantime Bind Culling, a feature that was supposed to come out in 0.0026 and that has been promised every patch since, has been pushed back to the patch after the next.

What does this "bind culling" do? Why it's only supposed to help the game run at more than 15 frames per second by not RENDERING OBJECTS YOU CAN'T FUCKING SEE.

 

[thesheeep]

Meantime Bind Culling, a feature that was supposed to come out in 0.0026 and that has been promised every patch since, has been pushed back to the patch after the next.

What does this "bind culling" do? Why it's only supposed to help the game run at more than 15 frames per second by not RENDERING OBJECTS YOU CAN'T FUCKING SEE.

Didn't they supposedly hire well-paid professionals with experience in development?
Viewport culling is like the first thing you would implement in an engine, way before stuff like animations

 

[TalesfromtheCrypt]

Well you do all of that before you start designing and modeling massive amount of ships in order to sell them to the whales.

6-7 years after development began all they have is some nice 3D assets in a barely functioning game engine. Everything else is missing, broken or plays like shit, like the space combat.

And moneys running out, at least if their „soft“ refusal of any refunds and their increasingly aggressive sales tactics are any indication.

I would love to see this blow up just to enjoy the massive drama. Problem is, these fraudsters will probably release some barely working, shitty MVP and continue development using the Early Access model. This would mean a slow, agonizing death over several weeks or months, funny enough but not as entertaining as a sudden, complete crash.

 

[Grotesque]

 

[Big Wrangle]

I want this game to come out just to finally see a part 2 of Mandalore's Star Citizen vid.

 

[Dexter]