Screenshot thread

[Heresiarch]

Today I play a professional skiier.

A doggie!

OMG...is this the same skiing game I've played like 22 years ago? I still remember some games on that console, there's one in which you shoot asteroids and spaceships...

 

[tuluse]

Quit quoting walls of pictures



Also, how can you not recognize SkiFree

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

Almost Elsweyr

Looks like shit, what is it?

Paranormal Activity in TGV.

Careful Sam, don't wan't to loose the grip here.

Peace and love indeed.

Tossing some coins helped to surpass the problem.

Weeee!

Damn Syrians, time for some cold justice.

Prepare to meet your 40 virgins.

<Holds breath>

Capitalism at it's best. Damn Che Guevara.

The ghosts of Georgia still haunts the world.

Time to move inside das Boot.

See you at the party Sam!

Intense moment with two guards looking for his buddy. "Just don't sneeze, k' ? "

Time to end the spreading of propaganda through television.

"You better aim good little soldier, real good"

Che Fujara wannabe was captured, but the democracy is still in danger. Time to execute fifth freedom.

"It's a bomb!", "A bomb?!?!?". No problem.

America World is safe once again.

Are you playing Poundora Tomorrow on PS2?

I got a bundle fodder game called Redshirt (probably from a Groupees bundle) and installed it because star trek. I didn't know anything about it until I got through some menus and determined it was actually Facebook in space. I put as close an approximation to myself as possible in my profile to see what kind of people would actually use a fantasy space-themed Facebook that they have to pay for. Then I found out it's actually a singleplayer simulation of using Facebook, and all the users and posts on it are computer generated. The design of the user interface made my head hurt, and my avatar looked like he was wearing an invisible arm cast.

It gave me the "aspiration" to start a relationship with a boy named Fif Hasoh. I did that and then immediately dumped him for a gay tentacle monster.

The "aspiration" is called "There... are... four... likes," so why the hell is the objective to get three? Wouldn't it make sense to get five instead because of the TNG episode it's referencing?

Composing a message to your fellow consists of selecting automatic phrases, so you can't be racist as far as I'm aware...

I flirted with my tentiez.

Stil waitin 4 him

bbbbbbbbazinga!!!

Looks interesting, will try it out!

 

[Jedi Exile]

Holy shit, ESO looks even uglier than Skyrim (vanilla and in low resolution).

 

[Surf Solar]

Jesus christ zz, is is so hard to remove the image tags from your quote?

 

[Excidium]

Holy shit, ESO looks even uglier than Skyrim (vanilla and in low resolution).

It looks good with graphics on high, but has really shitty animations. Like, even for Bethesda standards.

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

Jesus christ zz, is is so hard to remove the image tags from your quote?

bro sry i wont do dat again

 

[Crooked Bee]

PoPoLoCrois status: won, yay!

Spoiler

Attack of the Clones

OMG another clone attack

You suck at haiku, old man

I cannot into Bushido

No u

 

[Excidium]

Are you playing in the wrong aspect ratio or what, the pixels look distorted.

 

[Crooked Bee]

Are you playing in the wrong aspect ratio or what, the pixels look distorted.

Nah, it's all PPSSPP's fault.

Like spekkio said a few pages back, it's basically impossible to find the settings that would make the pixels look right with the PPSSPP, even at 2x the native aspect ratio. Must be some kind of crappy scalers/filters it uses by default.

 

[sexbad?]

Holy shit, ESO looks even uglier than Skyrim (vanilla and in low resolution).

It looks good with graphics on high, but has really shitty animations. Like, even for Bethesda standards.

Strange, those screenshots make the character models look actually good, or at least better than anything in Oblivion/Oblivion with guns/Skyrim. I was thinking maybe Bethesda actually hired some modeling/rigging talent, but I guess I was wrong!

I actually couldn't care less so I'm not going to look up videos of the game, but it sounds sad.

 

[Excidium]

The chargen looks like the best part of it.

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

Yeah... a really good-looking woman for a redneck.

Come on, bitch, wake me up when I'm gonna stick my cock into ye.

 

[balmorar]

Holy shit, ESO looks even uglier than Skyrim (vanilla and in low resolution).

It looks good with graphics on high, but has really shitty animations. Like, even for Bethesda standards.

Strange, those screenshots make the character models look actually good, or at least better than anything in Oblivion/Oblivion with guns/Skyrim. I was thinking maybe Bethesda actually hired some modeling/rigging talent, but I guess I was wrong!

I actually couldn't care less so I'm not going to look up videos of the game, but it sounds sad.

The textures are on medium because i couldn't find option for high. Maybe comes later or something but the game will be fucking expensive so i will never know.

 

[felipepepe]

This is the story of a boy and his robot.

He lived in imaginary happy-favela-land, where even frogs are cute and hug you under a rainbow.

Also, football with giant monsters. I wonder what he represents...

Ah.... MUCH SUBTLE.

Mr. Monster just sleeps and walk around most of the time, but turns into angry flaming ogre when he eats frogs... I wonder what's behind this...

Bastard killed my ex-president?

Forget the kiddy games; I've become death, destroyer of worlds.

Ah, so the frogs were in fact booze, and that's when the monster gets evil... k'.

Wait, so I was in fact hugging Jack Daniels bottles instead of frogs? You seem to be making stuff as you go, game...

Now, Mr. Drunken Monster, meet the abyss.

And that's Papo & Yo, a mexican game where the child with abusive drunken father solves his issues by retreating into a magical imagination land... and killing his father's "representation". Third-worldian equivalent of self-help indie games, I see.

 

[Excidium]

Fuck that is one weird game.

 

[sexbad?]

Fuck that is one weird game.

its actually really really basic

 

[Excidium]

Whatever you mean by basic

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

Do I even need to say that it looks like ass?

 

[felipepepe]

Do I even need to say that it looks like ass?

Only if you're fishing for a dumbfuck tag. The game is very pretty, and has some nice artistic elements in the visual design.

 

[sexbad?]

PaPo & Yo looks great when you turn off half the shitty post processing filters. The low detail bloom, SSAO and sun shafts absolutely ruin it, but the art style is fucking amazing.

Whatever you mean by basic

It's just a bunch of really simple puzzles and don't-fall-down-small-gap platforming.

There is also a Simon Says at a point later on.

 

[Excidium]

I mean the visuals are weird. From looking at those screenshots.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

It's mostly floating platforms.

Very pretty floating platforms, though.

 

[Damned Registrations]

 

[RK47]

Sims 3