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Splinter Cell: Blacklist.

 

Due Sex

 

No country for old Ironsides.
(SC: Blacklist)

 

What is this? It looks hilarious.

 

Nobody Lives Forever. Great shooter.

 

You mean 'Great mix of shooter and stealth'.

Also, just finished it, and it feels fucking good.

 

It's early in the morning for me, so forgive the crankiness, but please get the name of the game right next time. No ONE Lives Forever.

(Love the username, BTW.)

 

You know what also is a great Shooter?

"Allo Comat Transformed" you basically play this Super Soldier called Roman his name is Jim-117 and he fights the aliens called The Convergence.

 

Hmm...
Never tried combat path with alcomats, actually.
Is it viable?

 

Yes, it is but first you have to need to have over 10 ‰ of alcohol in your blood.

 

Broken Age

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Quite right sir

 

The Agent of Kalkin...

On our way to deliver some goods to a priest, our party comes across a suspicious looking man. He turns and runs when he spots us. We give chase, but I have a sneeking suspicion he is leading us into something...



We chase him into a small area near some ruins. He turns.

Battle begins!


This is no mere messenger.

He summons several of these ugly bastards that have 4 attacks per round each!



There are several of them; this could be tough.




I decide that I have to kill the conjurer first. Everyone within melee range attacks the conjurer while Cilla blesses the party.




The "Messenger" goes down surprisingly quickly in the first round. In the meantime these blue bastards hit hard and often. I better get these under control.

After a failed attempt to charm person, I decide on trying Ego Whip.




Luckily these blue bastards are self-loathing creatures. This one below is left alone for two rounds as the party melees through the other two.

Time to finish it.






Victory, and a reward for our insect friend. K'ratchek is a badass.



The conjurer is carrying some leather armour, a bone sword, a scroll of Fire Shield worth 12,000(!) and an unknown scroll called "Messenger's Scroll"


...better save that shit!


Who was this guy? Who is Kalkin? What does this "unknown" Messenger Scroll do?

to be continued...


This game is awesome.

 

One year later...

 

This looks like you are using a non-native aspect ratio.

 

Battle of Moscow. Man, I actually felt pretty bad killing all those Soviet conscripts All those poor guys facing massive armies of panzers and elite infantries, just trying to protect their capital



Battle of Stalingrad. It wasn't so bad as it was described in the history, though I've heard the DLC scenario of this fight is a really epic and chaotic fight. This huge map also made me really fascinated in the landscape of eastern Europe. In fact it made me want to visit it!



FINALLY!



...yet the very scenario (Kursk) that brought me all these nice toys to play with is fucking filled with anti-tank guns and combat engineers hiding in fortifications starting level 7 entrenchment. My panzers can barely move around with all those rivers and fortifications while those fortified AT and infantries take forever to kill even with artillery fire + strategic bombing and by turn 2 the Soviet tanks start to pour out everywhere and I must finish this scenario with only 11 turns WHAT THE

 

Yeah, playing on 1920x1080

 

Let's Play Tomb Raider - Underworld

Final update!

57 pics of strong wymyn inside (open) 57 pics of strong wymyn inside (close)

It's hammertime!






More talk about Natla's G-spot:




When suddenly!



Egotistic emo chick again. And Lara's rapist too!



An epic duel seems inevitable!




When suddenly!







Seeing such shameless betrayal, Lara goes aggro:



But her special smashing attack requires a long cool-off:



Natla takes advantage of this and avoids the encounter entirely:



Fast forward a bit. It's scuba diving time! In the Antarcitca, no less!





Iluminati wus here:



Electricity is very effective underwater:




There's some climban in this level:



But mostly linear, boring hammerin - you can one-shot most of the enemies:





Suddenly - the inevitable capture-during-a-FMV!








"Serpent"? OMG, it's strapon rape time!



When suddenly!




The Goth Chick Rises!







It looks like the power of feminism finally convinced our heroines to join forces!



The Goth Chick stays behind to fight the misogyny:



And Lara continues to face the treacherous Winged Lesbo:



Guess what...












OMG! It turns out that stimulating Natla's G-spot requires the usage of some gigantic dildo!












By the power of the Moew-Moew, this climax will be prevented!





Some hammering



Flying stone - chillin'



And misogyny fighting



Later, Lara realizes that relying only on short-range combat isn't gonna win this battle















The massive dildo goes flaccid right away:



But feminism hasn't won just yet!







Bot grrls are fine:




But are they going to overcome their past differences?




At least for now, the feminism has won...

Thanks for reading!

 

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2008 GOTY, hands down tits up.