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[Crooked Bee]

Japanese developers, why you so naughty?

 

[spekkio]

Adolf the Christian strikes again...

 

[Baron Dupek]

Adolf, Klaus... I did nazi that coming.

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Sorry, couldn't resist.

Pinochestein 3D GL edition

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Cool start - prison break. Can't go wrong with that. Better than amnesia crap.

Allright, fuck that. I got Brootal Doomp flashbacks here.
Vedict - might tigger TBS and else, I guess? Other than that - not fun to play.

Time for different barrel.

 

[spekkio]

^
GTFO with this decline popamole. Archimedean Dynasty FTW.

 

[deuxhero]

 

[Blonsky]

Not sure, the game says Dungeon Siege 3 but it dosent look like it has anything to do with Dungeon siege.

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Here they are, for the first time in the jiggly room, miss doublebarrel and miss swingapole.

A men needs saving.

Decisions, decisions..

I mourn that mule and the first two parts of this game.

And these are the guys in control of the Automatons.
This wont end well.

Combat aint that bad but camera is a nightmare.

No, no you wont.

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

"This bucket of polygons will never get past the first stage."

 

[Riskbreaker]

Heretic: Shadow of the Demonic Killer Chickens

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[Essegi]

CUT!

Game title, please. And it is good?

As zwanzig_zwoelf said, Battle Brothers (i haven't put titlle cause on bottom left of screens there's the site :p). Yeah, it's good. Being early access it still hasn't loads of content. But it's full of incline. And there's a demo.
Here's the thread: http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/inde...tegy-rpg-now-available-on-early-access.89524/

 

[Darth Roxor]

Talk about an angry nod mob.

 

[Alienman]

Interesting sculpture there Ash. That tortoise must have left an impression

 

[ghostdog]

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[pippin]

The Aquanox girl looks so much like a girl I knew during university it's almost creepy.

In Mount and Blade Warband, Napoleonic Wars, deathmatch is a proper word to describe the levels of violence reached during combat. Boys become men, and men become dead, through gunpowder, bayonet and sword.
Sometimes, this is too much to bear. Not only for humans. Because of this, an equine friend decided he had way too much of this prussian crap and decided to take a relaxing boat trip.

 

[spekkio]

Uukrul's Exoddus:

Dark Heart of Abe:

 

[A horse of course]

I've read about all the Gun spinoffs of the series, but never tried them (Survivor for PS1 was apparently horrible)

Don't bother:

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If the game actually let you save (you have to play through the entire game in one sitting, which is approximately 2hrs in a best-case scenario) it would at least be a brainless tie-in to blow some time on when you're bored. The story is garbage, the characters are absent any sort of charm, and there are zero waifus except for the horrible VA of a character's depressed mother. There are no puzzles, just locked doors and keycards. As it is, you're pretty much forced to try and speedrun the game (unless you want to kill yourself, save the guns you picked up, and restart from the beginning, possibly choosing a slightly different route this time around), which destroys any chance of the game achieving a modicum of atmosphere. The game does have continues when you die, but these are unlikely to be much use since on normal difficulty you're only going to die from running out of heavy ammo (for hunters or faster bosses) and if there's no more in the area, you're fucked either way. Also, re-entering an area randomizes the enemies that appear, so if you ran into a couple of dogs the first time, you might get hunters or lickers the next. I thought it worth noting, though, that Hunters actually match what they're supposed to do in the lore, which is stalk and kill people - they have an INCREDIBLY annoying move which allows them to leap over your head and land directly in front of wherever you're running.

 

[spekkio]

and there are zero waifus

 

[A horse of course]

Resident Evil: (Gun) Survivor 2: Code Veronica

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Uh...I finished? I think? I checked a guide and all I really missed was a secret boss at the end. It's about 20 minutes long (if you're good/lucky. But you'll probably die on a couple of runs before that). Unlike Survivor 1 or Dead Aim, the controls are like a PS1 Doom clone - move and shoot, with the gun centered and no manual aiming. Basically, you blow through a bunch of repurposed areas from Code Veronica's first half, usually following arrows to one end of the map to grab a key, which opens a nearby biohazard door and lets you access the boss. The fly in the ointment is that Nemesis from RE3 is activated after a couple of minutes, and will chase you with his one-hit-kill attack until you're dead or reach the boss room. Wasting time by accessing side-rooms will usually grant you much-needed health or gems (to activate the secret boss at the end). Each level is about 2-5 minutes long and there are five to beat in one sitting. Once that's done, credits roll and you can either play the monster-rush/time-attack side activities or replay the main game to get better scores and unlockables. Canonically, the writers (assuming this game had any) sidestep any conflicts by simply revealing that everything is nightmare whilst Claire is incapacitated...and that she is also dreaming that she is incapacitated and having a nightmare, when in reality she's incapacitated somewhere else and dreaming of being incap...whatever. Anyway, it stinks. The whole series sucks, honestly, apart from Dead Aim, which feels like they made a partial attempt at turning it into a proper game rather than an arcade port.

Also, I have no idea why Dead Aim is called Gun Survivor 4 since afaik there are only three RE: GS titles.

 

[Gerrard]

Dis potato writing...

It's your fault for playing in the inferior language.

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Remember when they said they improved the translation? They lied.

 

[DraQ]

Dis potato writing...

It's your fault for playing in the inferior language.

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Remember when they said they improved the translation? They lied.

 

[bozia2012]

Ed123 Damn son, Dead Aim opening was gud. Dat bass.

 

[Astral Rag]

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[Gerrard]

Ha ha oh wow, I don't even remember this. I'm pretty sure "He's directed by his instinct, he thinks with his huge, black cock!" is one line that is missing from the English version, or it would've caused much butthurt.

How's that for multicultural representation?

 

[CryptRat]

 

[Astral Rag]

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