Dawkinsfan69
Dumbfuck!
Playing Tyranny:
Any thoughts?
So me and a friend was playing Ghost Recon: Wildlands and came across this:
Jungle, skinned bodies hanging upside down in trees. Odd drum-like music playing in the background... where have I seen this before?
This thing looks a bit out of place. Could be that the drug-lords bought a UFO from Area 51 or something, they do seem to have a lot of cash and connections here.
We found some strange glowing liquid on some plants. Tasted like liquorice. We decided to follow the liquid since it formed trail... like a BLOOD trail.
Whatever we were following ripped the throat out of this UNIDAD soldier. Looks like he died in a lot of pain.
Time to investigate further. The heat sensor didn't pick anything up, but we kept hearing strange clicking sounds from the trees... and those god damn drums.
Suddenly we spotted something shimmering in front of us. We opened fire and it roared at us. Soon all hell was unleashed. I called in militia reinforcements as this would get real nasty quick.
The fire fight lasted long into the night. The "thing" kept throwing spears at us and our militia was cut down by some kind of strange blue plasma. They stood no chance.
Eventually my friend got the beast down as I was dying... It got down to its knees and activated something... something that caused an incredible explosion that took out the remaining militia and my friend. (Yes, I'm speaking from the afterlife)
Seriously though. It was really well done and I wish the whole game was like this actually. It felt like we were being hunted in the jungle. The segment also had all the cool music from the movie which just add to the awesomeness. Man, what a thrill this mission was.
So me and a friend was playing Ghost Recon: Wildlands and came across this:
Jungle, skinned bodies hanging upside down in trees. Odd drum-like music playing in the background... where have I seen this before?
This thing looks a bit out of place. Could be that the drug-lords bought a UFO from Area 51 or something, they do seem to have a lot of cash and connections here.
We found some strange glowing liquid on some plants. Tasted like liquorice. We decided to follow the liquid since it formed trail... like a BLOOD trail.
Whatever we were following ripped the throat out of this UNIDAD soldier. Looks like he died in a lot of pain.
Time to investigate further. The heat sensor didn't pick anything up, but we kept hearing strange clicking sounds from the trees... and those god damn drums.
Suddenly we spotted something shimmering in front of us. We opened fire and it roared at us. Soon all hell was unleashed. I called in militia reinforcements as this would get real nasty quick.
The fire fight lasted long into the night. The "thing" kept throwing spears at us and our militia was cut down by some kind of strange blue plasma. They stood no chance.
Eventually my friend got the beast down as I was dying... It got down to its knees and activated something... something that caused an incredible explosion that took out the remaining militia and my friend. (Yes, I'm speaking from the afterlife)
Seriously though. It was really well done and I wish the whole game was like this actually. It felt like we were being hunted in the jungle. The segment also had all the cool music from the movie which just add to the awesomeness. Man, what a thrill this mission was.
After the different houses eventually decided to kill themselves instead of the greenskins and undead, the Brotherhood of Butthurt finally decided to step in to end this war once and for all.
The hounds are charging, but get slaughtered quickly. Nestled in the center of the front, the Brotherhood stands firm while the Mercenaries that decided to pit themselves against our might stupidly charge ahead to get slaughtered. Their Sergeant is the first to fall. The strange mushrooms we plundered from a goblin-camp are hopefully going to come in handy.
After the initial clash of meat and metal, our Brothers Leif, Heinrich and Reinhold were quick in dismantling the enemy shieldwall with their long-axes and greatswords. Even the famed helmet Heinrich was donning did not protect him from receiving a terrible blow to the head, striking him down. The enemy arbalesters were quickly taken apart by our own archers, but not before Brother Haribert took a bolt to the heart. But the centerfold was held, and our allied fources quickly flanked the enemy.
Only a few brave knights and the most resolute of soldiers are still standing, but it is only a matter of time before they will get completely surrounded.
With the last knight dying in the midst of corpses of his own men, it was the Brotherhood of Butthurt that won this fight, and the war. The fallen will be honored, and Heinrich will never do calculus again.
Except for the 300 armour helmet, the loot was shit.
It begins again.
Meanwhile in Overlord II