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  • Shadowheart is 2/10, and the drow is a tranny

  • You've come too late, I don't see it. I already fucked them both.

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Bester

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I'm deeply convinced shadowheart was intentionally made ugly as part of the agenda to make you accept the unacceptable, to get you comfortable with the uncomfortable, because she's just too ugly to watch without revulsion. This is part of the whole "body positive" agenda where nothing is too ugly, or you're a bigot.

In the same way, that female Drow NPC has a male face to get you comfortable with having sex with post-op transvestites.

I'd like to know if any single person agrees or am I just on an entire plane of existence of my own now.
 

Quillon

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shadowheart is a fucking supermodel compared to other female characters across the industry in current timez and the percentage of players who got the drow as a companion must be very low for her to be an effective tool for some agenda
 

Zed Duke of Banville

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JarlFrank

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Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
she's just too ugly to watch without revulsion
She's better than a bear or a mind flayer (female devil is hotter though). At least you can get her a (slightly) better haircut as the game progresses.
That's the whole point. Make all other romance options so utterly revolting that the sub-par woman looks like a supermodel in comparison.
 

Tse Tse Fly

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I find her make up and haircut combined together really off-putting, makes her look like some cheap roadside harlot, very bad taste. All cosplays of her look similarly godawful, why do all these hoes even bother, if her design is just plain bad.
 

Fedora Master

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Shadowheart is a demure non-entity with barely any personality to speak of. She's not Sharran material at all even if you go through with her "wish".

But precisely because she's a non-character the nerds love her. Perfect waifu. Always mild-mannered and does what she's told.
 

9ted6

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I don't see how even the biggest degenerates find the Voldemort-looking frog lady who brags about cucking you hot.
 

jackofshadows

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Nice troll thread, keep up the good work.

The issue with SH though is her lesbo VO actress who tried as hard as she could to not to appeal to the men.
 

9ted6

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Nice troll thread, keep up the good work.

The issue with SH though is her lesbo VO actress who tried as hard as she could to not to appeal to the men.
The writers already had that covered.

Shadowheart: I love you protagonist, I'll follow you wherever you go.
also Shadowheart: By the way that hunky elf is hung like a horse, go away so I can have some alone time with him.
 

Yosharian

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I'll keep saying it, use a hair mod and she is a much more attractive character
 

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