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  • Shadowheart is 2/10, and the drow is a tranny

  • You've come too late, I don't see it. I already fucked them both.

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Tyranicon

A Memory of Eternity
Developer
Joined
Oct 7, 2019
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that hunky elf is hung like a horse

Maybe the druid mastered wildshaping only a part of his body. Pretty useful if you ask me.
 

Shaki

Arbiter
Joined
Dec 22, 2018
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1,588
Location
Hyperborea
Shadowheart is a gotcha from the writer cuck squad, she's a classic elf waifu, acting all shy, only companion that you can't actually fuck until act 3, only relatively "normal" looking female in the party. Then once you commit to the romance, last act it's just cuck squad laughing at you for falling for their trap, again and again, as you keep learning that your elf waifu lost her virginity to a tranny, she is into orgies, she likes fucking bears and cucking you, etc.

Larian just took inspiration from Owlcat with their Camellia thing (you want a classic white-looking waifu rather than simping for demons, furries, faggots, niggers or whatever? HAHA WATCH THIS SUCKER), they just were a little more subtle with it and changed murderous degeneracy to sexual degeneracy.
 

Gahbreeil

Learned
Joined
Feb 9, 2021
Messages
787
Location
Asarlaíocht
Actually, I remember that Shadowheart needs to join a lesbian menage a trois in order to change alignment to good.
 

Bester

⚰️☠️⚱️
Patron
Vatnik
Joined
Sep 28, 2014
Messages
11,285
Location
USSR
Ugly? Please share a picture of the last "woman" you fucked

BG3 fanboyo apologists: NO IT'S A LIE, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL NPCS!

Meanwhile BG3:

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9ted6

Educated
Joined
Mar 24, 2023
Messages
686
Shadowheart is a gotcha from the writer cuck squad, she's a classic elf waifu, acting all shy, only companion that you can't actually fuck until act 3, only relatively "normal" looking female in the party. Then once you commit to the romance, last act it's just cuck squad laughing at you for falling for their trap, again and again, as you keep learning that your elf waifu lost her virginity to a tranny, she is into orgies, she likes fucking bears and cucking you, etc.

Larian just took inspiration from Owlcat with their Camellia thing (you want a classic white-looking waifu rather than simping for demons, furries, faggots, niggers or whatever? HAHA WATCH THIS SUCKER), they just were a little more subtle with it and changed murderous degeneracy to sexual degeneracy.
Is there a romance in the game that isn't literally cucked? That seems like the main writer fetish.
 

Konjad

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Shadowheart was the only really likeable companion because she was so average and everyone else was trash. And I love BG3, but this is probably the weakest part of the game, I really didn't enjoy companions.

Anyway, the only good romance in RPGs was Risen 2 Patty anyway. Everything else was always too cringe.
 

just

Liturgist
Joined
Feb 6, 2019
Messages
1,311
Shadowheart is a gotcha from the writer cuck squad, she's a classic elf waifu, acting all shy, only companion that you can't actually fuck until act 3, only relatively "normal" looking female in the party. Then once you commit to the romance, last act it's just cuck squad laughing at you for falling for their trap, again and again, as you keep learning that your elf waifu lost her virginity to a tranny, she is into orgies, she likes fucking bears and cucking you, etc.

Larian just took inspiration from Owlcat with their Camellia thing (you want a classic white-looking waifu rather than simping for demons, furries, faggots, niggers or whatever? HAHA WATCH THIS SUCKER), they just were a little more subtle with it and changed murderous degeneracy to sexual degeneracy.
Is there a romance in the game that isn't literally cucked? That seems like the main writer fetish.
minthara
yeah yeah, b-but shes a drow, drows are whores, orgies, blabla
she settles down with you and when a chick settles down her past ceases to exist
 
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Lhynn

Arcane
Joined
Aug 28, 2013
Messages
9,871
Could not touch any of the women in the game. Laez is the only one that was palatable personality wise, but shes so fucking ugly I could not do it bros.
The fucking skeleton would ask why I wasnt with anyone and there was no option to tell him that everyone was a fucking abomination and that no self respecting man could ever love them.
 
Joined
Dec 17, 2013
Messages
5,293
Wait, so in this game, you get fucked by a bear, or fuck a manctopus, and Shadowheart is the one that gets your goat? Damn vatniks...
 

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