Looks like Calcilmo won't miss this toy one bit...
Lab's up top.
There we go....
Hm... I can't carry the stone. What to do?
I know. Let's just make a copy. I grab a roll of paper and charcoal.
And start rubbing one out.
Followed by a quick escape down the drain.
Whee
What? You've never seen anyone water-slide before?
A forest of pussy awaits down south, yes?
Shut up and translate already.
Why? Does it have rape inside?
What? What's true? There was rape?
OK. But what's Twilight? Is that a shitty vampire romance flick?
Ah.
Guess I'll see you there. Karliah hands me a blade as a reward.
This is probably one of the best one-handed sword for general engagements. Absorbing 25 Health and Stamina per hit is going to swing any fight in your favor though I think the charges maintenance can be a bit on the high side.
And so we head to Riften to clear Karliah's name.
Damn, I came too early for the gang bang? Dammit.
It's tense. Dirge, the Flagon's bouncer hasn't noticed anything amiss yet. The tension is high. Karliah stopped momentarily after walking past Dirge. Suddenly in one swift motion, she disrobes and squats down.
Hey, you okay?
"I'm...fine. I just...need a moment," her voice faded into a slight whisper as streams of golden liquid formed a pool beneath her.
Take your time, girl. Take your time.
Delvin is not one easy to convince, he askes what's inside the journal that got Brynjolf so flustered up.
"He didn't need to pick the lock," was all Karliah said.
Brynjolf's stepped forward and inserted his key, the lock clicks open and...
The treasure room is stripped bare of anything of value.
Save for a few red apples. Yum.
Brynjolf does the best he can to calm Vex down and instruct the rest of the guild to search for Mercer. But I doubt they're going to find him. He's not that foolish.
Well, if it ain't obvious by now, Mercer was the one who killed Gallus. And he tried to kill me too.
Also, Gallus, Karliah and Mercer were Nightingales.
And finally, yes, I've confirmed both intrigues against the Thieves Guild, namely the Goldenglow and Honningbrew Meadery is engineered by Karliah alone.
So what do we do now? Sit and wait?
Sounds like a lead. I'm off.
Gate's locked up tight.
Oh, there's his gardener. Hey faggot, want a blow job?
I'll come in your face.
Alright, nearly there...
Hmm... that mechanism. I fired an arrow at it.
Ramp's down.
Let's go.