Skyrim: Rape of Requiem (mf/ff/oral/anal/forced/preg)

[RK47]

Remember that boat we sunk?

Spoiler

Dispatching two daedras in ten seconds. Guess I can take on the world now.

Two Daedric warhammers. Jesus. These things weight a ton. Not gonna bother heading into the shrine. Probably rape inside.

Anyways, it's payback time. I nearly forgot about this quest. Just off the coast of Solitude.

Trip was uneventful, just a bunch of trash bandits.

Nearly forgot, the Daedric artifact, Mehrune's Razor is a dagger. Obviously not an ideal end-game weapon since dagger has no specialized perk in the One Handed tree, but it does have 1% chance to instantly slay anything it hits. Might be worth it to slap on a follower.

Anyways, on to the ass kicking. I like this dungeon. Nice architecture.

 

[abnaxus]

Half-assed quest, that. Not even an option to pretend to work with the scoundrels or to rat them out to the authorities.

 

[RK47]

Cold Kills

Spoiler

Found a decent shield finally.

Thanks for the adventure, lizard.
Having nothing much left to do in Solitude, I decided to settle loose ends elsewhere.
Windhelm, in particular has a murderer on the loose.

Not much to follow up on.

Mind if I do some investigation of my own?

Castle Windhelm.

I return to the scene of the crime. It appears they've moved the body.

Odd. Was she running away from her assailant with that much blood pouring out of her?

A check with the local tender of the dead reveals that the victim's wounds were caused by a particular type of blade.

There's nothing else to do here. Time to follow the blood trails.

Trail stops at this house. It's locked. I can't pick it.

She wasn't killed by the murderer. The civil war took her. Though her last name does remind me of someone I should know, but I can't quite place it.

Alright, I'll talk to her then. I head out for the Shatter-shield's residence. Strangely, I have the key to this house.

"Anyone home?"

A body. But there's no one else in the house. Could it be?

It seems to be Tova. But why? No signs of mutilations. The letter on the ground might provide some clue.

Nilsine.

I did this.

 

[RK47]

Murderer

Spoiler

No time for regrets. I've a murderer to catch.

The trail of blood stops at this house. Tova's key fits the lock.

No one's here. But the blood stained chest caught my eye.

A stack of pamphlets and a journal.

Seems like the killer is stalking this Viola or wants to stop the circulation. I flip through the journal.

A necromancer is on the loose.

Hm..

Ugh.

That settles it.

A second journal lies on the altar.

I leave the foul room and search a small shelf on the other end of the hall.

Lots of brochures, but upon closer inspection, an amulet lies below the pile.

A jade skull inscription. A nearby shelf holds several curved blades.

Embalming tools, of course. I leave the house confident that I've found the murderer's hiding place - but there's no name to pin on. I better ask the steward, perhaps he knows more of this necklace.

Right, time to visit that antique dealer.

A skull amulet as an heirloom? Seriously?

No. Not yet. Perhaps after the investigation. The shopkeeper mentions that this amulet tends to belong to court mages. Hmm. Doesn't Castle Windhelm has one?

Strange place to leave your necklace at. But the house does seem securely locked. Could it be this 'Wuunferth' is behind the murders?

Anyway, you have quite a collection here. You mentioned a tour?

Great, show me around then.

Why is it called the book of Fate?

Really? Let me see...

It's... blank?

A likely story.

But... it's a fork?

Whatever. What about this lute?

Oh, what does it do? Summon a dragon?

Right.

Thank you for your time, Calixto. How did you assemble all this collection anyway?

Oh, where's your sister?

Ah. I see. Farewell, Calixto.
With that, I'm sure who the culprit is. I just need to make sure.

Well, I've heard you dabbled in necromancy.

So you're from Winterhold, eh? Lost an amulet recently? A necromantic amulet perhaps?

Wuunferth denies owning the amulet and he's willing to prove it by helping me catch the real killer.

Alright. This better not be a set up.

This is a very powerful amulet. It increases the wearer's magicka but reduces their health and stamina regeneration.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

MOAR

 

[RK47]

Shhh... good things cum to those who wait...

 

[Major_Blackhart]

MOAR!

 

[RK47]

Killing for an Art

Spoiler

It's dark. You are likely to be raped by a knife.

The murders can't possibly be committed by Wuunferth, although the background fits. The amount of blood leading to that abandoned house convinced me it's someone without magical training who committed the murder. It was too clumsy.

As for him evading arrest for so long, I can only blame the Stormcloaks being more concerned with the war than murders happening in their city.

As I walk past the cemetery into the marketplace, I can hear a cry for help.

One of the stall owners of the market is doing a late night closing - someone is chasing her. I fired a light spell at their direction, catching the killer by surprise.

I knew it. It fits. The embalming tool collection. Your presence at the scene of the crime. And your sudden interest in purchasing the amulet. Your amulet. Whether you killed your sister or not does not matter. My only surprise was you being so brazen to put your murder weapons on full display. Are you going to come quietly?

Didn't think so.

Take this trash away.

Jorleif hands me a bag of coin and thanked me for a job well-done.

A well deserved training and rest later...

I seem to have stumbled upon a company of a writer.

Oh, what's your later work?

Solitude, eh? This is gonna be a high risk delivery. I'll take it.

I'm sure I'm still a wanted fugitive in Solitude, but as long as I remain unseen, the guards won't be a worry.

A dose of invisibility potion should do the trick. Let's hope none of the guards patrol inside the Bard's College.

No problems at all.

Hey, I'm here for a delivery. Also, are you open for application?

Oh, do tell.

How do we do that?

So this is where I come in.

Then that is where I will go next, after I make this delivery.

I make a quiet tour in the college before setting off.

Seems like a bunch of artfags if you ask me. Still, some employment is nice, work's all dried up at Windhelm.

To Dead Man's respite I go, I ran out of Solitude side gate and make my way to the carriage.

... I surrender. This arrow.

Adventure awaits.

 

[RK47]

Alright gonna just highlight the dungeon finale.
I find that most draugr fights were easy now that I have mastered the Dawnbreaker.
If you guys still want to see a screen-by-screen walkthrough before the exciting parts - do tell. I don't mind doing that.
I'd probably just record the run and just re-cap the early parts again.

 

[agentorange]

i knew that guy was the killer

these quests are pretty fucking boring. just connecting dots, and there are like three dots at most, and a dotted line is already drawn between them. mmo quest structure.

 

[RK47]

i knew that guy was the killer

these quests are pretty fucking boring. just connecting dots, and there are like three dots at most, and a dotted line is already drawn between them. mmo quest structure.

Find Cassius Cossades is harder.

 

[kazgar]

Alright gonna just highlight the dungeon finale.
I find that most draugr fights were easy now that I have mastered the Dawnbreaker.
If you guys still want to see a screen-by-screen walkthrough before the exciting parts - do tell. I don't mind doing that.
I'd probably just record the run and just re-cap the early parts again.

Where the blue dude come from?

 

[RK47]

Spirit of the bard that haunts the crypt. Apparently King Olaf did something bad to him. Imprisoned him or something.
I'll do the dungeon screen caps tonight to clarify.

Due to his fame, Olaf was eventually named High King of Skyrim. However, his reign, which started in 1E 420 and lasted 32 years, saw its share of controversy. Notably, the bard Svaknir wrote a scathing verse decrying him as a fraud and a tyrant. Olaf responded by imprisoning the bard and destroying every copy of the verse which could be found.

 

[RK47]

Congrats, you are now a bard and murderer

Spoiler

So,what does that mean?

Let's just make up shit as we go along. Improvise!

I'm just gonna hit (Persuade) motherfucker.

Shit. This is tricky. The guards will attack me on sight. OK, I'll meet you at the castle tonight. MIDNIGHT.

 

[DarthBehemoth]

This LP is rapidly depleting my sanity meter RK47...
And I don't mind it one bit... MOAR

 

[RK47]

This LP is rapidly depleting my sanity meter RK47...
And I don't mind it one bit... MOAR

Bro, you have no idea how late i slept every night.
The first time I tested the Estrus shout, I thought the timer meant seconds. Of course I set the animation to 20 seconds. Cause default 6 seconds is too short.
So the tentacles come out and 20 seconds are up.
A minute passed....
AAaaaaaAaaaaaaahh



Something's wrong.
Yeah.
I know.
But... it's.. it's good?
Ahh ahhh ahhh ichauuu~ *tentacles spreads PC's legs'*

Should we fap?
I don't know.
You're still watching instead of stopping..
The townspeople are gathering around her.
O.
My.
God.
Steamchat LundB. Nao.
Iyaaa iaaaaaaaaa *tentacles enters and exits repeatedly*



There's liquid coming out of her...
Damn I missed it.
It's starting again. See ! See!
...we are having a boner.
OK guise. That's enough.
Yes. Let's fap.
15 minutes later...

It seems we have discovered the problem.
Yes. Damn Japanese modder.
No you did not pay attention, Steve
Shut up RK
Let's see... 60 'seconds' my ass.. It's 60 times.
But it was good.
No it isn't.
It wasn't?
It's 2 am and we have to work tomorrow.
D'OH!

 

[RK47]

All that Work...

Spoiler

After a night of orgy and hard partying with bottles of spiced wine...

Looks like we're a bard. What the hell does a bard do anyway?
That's what I was wondering when I completed this initiation. I was excited. I never really thought about it much. I guess I'll travel around a lot and sing, huh?

But no. That would be too interesting and out of the norm for Bethesda.

I ran out of Solitude, resisting the urge to murder them on the spot and boarded the first carriage out to Riften.
A feeling of ennui overwhelm me once more. That's when I stumbled upon a heavily armored woman muttering something about the damnable thieves guild.

Excuse me, mind telling me about the Thieves' Guild?

Somehow, I am inclined to agree with her. The Dark Brotherhood had Astrid, and the Thieves' Guild had Mercer Frey. A company of assassins and thieves aren't exactly the ones that you'd rely upon to watch your back.

"I agree completely," I replied without reservation.

"Why are you here in Riften?"

"Well you're fortunate you're dealing with an expert on Dwemer ruins. Tell me where it is, and I might just be able to get it back for you."

A look of doubt is written across her face, but she senses my determination and relented.

"It's no trouble, Mjoll. I live for the danger."

She's right though, the Dwemer ruins is no joke. It took the three of us, me, Kharliah and Brynjof to defeat a Colossus, the same monster that nearly killed Mjoll. I'm gonna need some muscles. And I just know where to get them.

Show me your ruthlessness.

With two of these initiates in tow, I ride to Mzinchaleft.

A bandit camp surrounding the ruins tells me there will be more within.

We dispatch them with no trouble.

It appears they are trying to get deeper into the ruins as well. Too bad we ruined their party.

The Dwemer spider-bots is as annoying as remembered, nearly impervious to arrows, these little buggers go out with a bang, often hurting everyone in melee when it dies.

The steam-belching Sphere-bot is no joke, capable of breathing fire and packs a mean crossbow.

Thankfully, our collective might is enough to overcome these challenges.

That's some serious loot.

Entry to deeper level found.

Welcome to Falmer country. Or I affectionately call it, target range. The Falmers are a disappointing bunch, blind and nearly unarmored, a decent marksman can dispatch them from the shadows without too much trouble.

A pity that these mysterious ruins aren't filled with more lore of its past.

Caution must be taken however when the Chaurus shows up. One splash of its spit and it will impregnate you.

Their eggs are quite valuable as a reagent.

And finally, we found ourselves at the final chamber.

 

[LundB]

Should we fap?
I don't know.
You're still watching instead of stopping..
The townspeople are gathering around her.
O.
My.
God.
Steamchat LundB. Nao.
Iyaaa iaaaaaaaaa *tentacles enters and exits repeatedly*

Not sure whether to be proud or horrified that I'm part of that thought process.

 

[abnaxus]

A docking is in the air.

 

[Cassidy]

A docking is in the air.

Wouldn't be surprised if some Finn added a docking mod to Skyrimjob.

That is probably the final frontier for loverslab

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Dude, moar!

 

[RK47]

Dude, moar!

...
hang on
im taking medical leave.
because dragons raped me.

 

[RK47]

Job well done

Spoiler

Good job, now return to the Sanctuary. I have no more need of you.

Later, at Riften...

Nah, I don't think I need you. It'll make it too easy. Thanks for the offer anyway, Mjoll.

One of the bard's instrument is held in a cave just north of Riften. That's where I'm headed to next.

Looks like this is the place.

A dead body. Probably a victim.

I follow the passage behind the corpse.

Those bandits never stood a chance.

Backs turned on me.

Got the Lute.

Last one... hmmm.

Wait. Let's rape.

Assume the position, dog.

Not so tough now are you?

How does it feel to take it from the ass, huh?

The bandit gritted his teeth and grunts. His pride won't let him scream out.

I don't give a damn.

Going to turn in your destroyed ass for bounty.

Windhelm

Only a hundred? That's just sad. The guard decides to delay the execution for a moment, tormenting the captured bandit with a not-so-private moment.

Man, he looks pissed. When she finished, the drew her ax and kills him in one swing.

I still don't understand the justice system in Skyrim.

 

[RK47]

Does the Bears shit in the Woods?

Spoiler

The next instrument is located near Falkreath.

The city guard definitely came from China.

Feeling tired, I decided to rest at the inn before continuing my journey.

Morning comes and I feel ... frustrated,

This is so wrong.

I am like a man trapped in a body of a woman.

Hnnngh.

Sweet release.

I'll keep an eye out.

Three of what?

Hold still.

I'll do it. You stay here.

Spriggans somewhat odd opponents. They have no range attack save for their stamina draining attack. Their armor is pretty light, but they have very high regeneration.

It is highly unlikely that a single arrow would do the job, and they can invoke their powers to turn invisible for a short moment, making ranged combat slightly tricky.

But the lack of direct ranged damage is their undoing. Just stay calm and have a stamina potion ready in hand.

Found one of the dead hunters.

Fed a bear some iron.

That's the last one. But I better clear the cave of the spriggans.

Sometimes, spriggans can also cloak themselves inside a tree. Nasty surprise for melee characters.

Thankfully the Nightingale Blade is more than a match.

He gave me a shitty dagger.

 

[kazgar]

bonus LundB commentary!