Skyrim: Rape of Requiem (mf/ff/oral/anal/forced/preg)

[LundB]

I believe I was comparing Mjoll saying 'YOU SEEM LIKE ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE HERE I CAN TRUST' to the person who is in fact the boss of her hated Dark Brotherhood and Thieves' Guild to Hank confiding stuff about his hunt for Heisenberg to Walt.

 

[RK47]

Ghostbusters

Spoiler

The second instrument of the bards lies within this cave.

A pillar of light.

Upon closer inspection it looks like a pile of turd bathed in purple.

Looking up, it seems like the bodies came down from above. Big bad must be up there. My, my, I wish I can levitate.

A journal lies nearby.

Yeah, there's a Big Bad within to be put down.

Halldir's going down.

To keep stamina up in dungeons, I always consume a bottle. It'll work great for 900 seconds. If I'm still in the dungeon after it wears off, I drink another.

Murals of the wall look so familiar. Wasn't this in King Olaf's crypt as well?

Oh.

Not really hiding.

Find another line, seriously.

Heya, too!

Says who?

Draugr joins the party. Say hi to Mr. D.

Boom.

These ghosts are somewhat resistant to normal attacks, but fell down all the same to Dawnguard's nova.

The fear splash is also creating a great crowd control effect.

There goes a runner. Hmmmm. Come here big boy.



With that settled, simple puzzle mechanism ahoy.

See this rotatable pillar, kids?

Match it to the wall facing it.

This is too easy.

C'mon, hit me!

I'll do it first then!

Boom.

What.

And that's the end of Halldir's ambition.

And I got the drum.

 

[RK47]

Prawn Star

Spoiler

Dawn Star

Mmm...

Ahh...

Oh.

Back to business.

Yet another dead body at the entrance.

Sad tale.

This place looks awesome. Whoever thinks making a base out of ice caverns with cages and shit?

Spotted a skeleton, they're not as tough as their draugr cousins. And where there's skeletons...

There's necromancers. Soft, soft targets. The thief will have no problem dispatching them at all. Until they get detected and frost-bolted, that is.

As I make my way further inside grisly displays of their sacrificial circle comes into view.
And up ahead, a corridor lined with ice-wave pillars beckons.

Seems like a challenging hurdle, until you realize you can simply remove the soul gems and move on unopposed.

And... there goes her heart with a jolt. The Nightingale is still the best bow in the game so far.

Looks like this is the final chamber.

Necromancer combat routine is pretty terrible. The moment one of their comrades die, they'll raise it. Only to have it killed again by a sneak attack, crumbling it into dust. Then they'll start searching for you, putting up active ward - which drains their mana further.

I got wards too, you know.

Then I pop his mole.

Baka.

Another wasted life. A shame. I grab the last instrument and prepare for the journey back to Solitude.

 

[RK47]

No Country for Old Women

Spoiler

Solitude, I'm invisible again.

The bard's quest rewards no coin, but provides decent amount of skill points. Each instrument returned it will give you +1 skill progress towards every Mage or Warrior or Thief skills depending on the quest giver.

With that done, I leave the city in a hurry before the guards can arrest me.

To Whiterun!

Perhaps this is a worthwhile quest to undertake.

That settles it then. So I can just travel there and get the sap?

How do I get the sap then?

I'll get it done.

Later...

It's night. Witches are about. I better take them out fast and quiet.

There's one. She saw me. Too late.

Another one.

There's the Hagraven... Now, they're good spellcasters but their armor is abysmal as their human counterparts. So no problems here. One orcish allow, charged with the Nightingale's 45 elemental damage will send its soul to Sithis.

Problem solved.

 

[RK47]

The Gardener

Spoiler

Alright, I'll be back with the sap.

My journey starts from Windhelm. I head southwards.

Where the landscape gets warmer.

The Eldergleam Sanctuary is a cave littered with a wild array of faunas. I think I'll pick some herbs after I'm done.

Nice place.

There's even some pilgrims about. Now what's so dangerous about this place?

Yeah. That's the tree? The Eldergleam?

I've got it right here.

I just need the sap. Don't worry, I'm not here to kill it.

She's right though, giant roots block my path up to the tree. I draw the Nettlebane.

As I make a small cut on the giant roots, it rises up and opens a path for me.

Sorry, this is gonna sting a bit. I made a small cut and make my way down.

Only to be ambushed by a spriggan.

Looks like you're angry.

Play nice.

The poor pilgrims were slaughtered.

These spriggans will pay for what they've done.
I brushed off the guilty pangs before making way back to Whiterun.

There's no tangible reward from helping Danica restore the Eldergleam, but she will now provide Master training on Restoration Magic. It's one of the best magic tree - just not very offensive in a sense.

Later at the Bannered Mare...

Oh noes, I dropped the nettlebane... aah forgive me Eldergleam... don't wrap that root around me...ahhhh...ahhh.....Eldergleammm.. I ...ooooh.

CAN'T I HAVE SOME PRIVACY?!

 

[RK47]

But I'm just delivering

Spoiler

As I shopped around the marketplace of Whiterun I noticed that the smithy is actually a woman. I decided to stop by and have a chat about Whiterun.

So you work the smithy here? All day long?

Oh? What is it?

Sure. No problem.

Dragonsreach is probably one of the biggest castles out there in Skyrim. Probably second only to Castle Dour?

They sure look busy. Wonder what's up?

Whoa calm down, I'm just here to deliver the swo-

Yeah, seriously. I can't even say that.

Wait, Jarlness, I'm just here to deliver. Oh to the hells with it - Yeah I was there nearly got my head chopped off when the lizard appeared.

You can't arrest me. Not even Solitude can.

Great. Okay, the Imperials captured Ulfric, and was about to execute him - when the dragon attacked.

I think he's shitting. Or thinking. Or both.

Guys, don't over-react. I've been adventuring for months since that day, no dragons came. What could possibly change that?

No one's listening to me anymore.

Yeah, about this sword-

Motherfucker.

Alright, what is it, top hat?

The ruins next to Whiterun? Sure sure.

Yeah, sure fine. No problems. I've got 100% success rate on retrievals. I made a point to pass the sword to the Steward before leaving Dragonsreach for Bleak Falls Barrow.

I spotted the Housecarl instructing her men to head to Riverwood on the way out.

They're over-reacting. Ah well. Bleak Falls, here I come.

 

[abnaxus]

Bro are you on Skyrim binge

 

[RK47]

Fetch, like a dog.

Spoiler

Bandits. They're so dead.

With my newfound stealth training and marksmanship, the chance of being detected is nearly zilch.

Hm?

Oh boy. Come here you ugly motherfucker.

Too much burrito.

At least it's dead.

No buddy, I blew it up. Now you owe me. Where's that golden claw you stole from Riverwood?

You're the tard here.

Pity, I wanted to fuck him.

I sneaked past all the sleeping draugrs. Why bother killing them all? They're just gonna slow me down. The quicker I get this done, the sooner I get paid.

Course, some chose not to stay asleep and fight.

It's okay, my sword arm needs practice too.

Nuked.

What's a random ice troll doing here? Sigh. Eat this.

Swinging sharp dongs. How quaint.

Would you like some hot sauce with that?

At last, the door to the final chambers appear before me. The claw fits.

There's that drum again...

Every time I look at this glowing runes.. I seem to *know* its meaning. Yet I can't seem to use it.

This one's no different. But no time to ponder, I hear a crack behind me. Someone's waking up.

Go back to sleep, Ted.

That was too easy.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

MOAR

 

[RK47]

 

[kazgar]

Spoiler

Currently up to just after the third death/second totally random death and having to repeat all that shit is getting annoying to watch, must've been worse to play

 

[RK47]

I took medical leave yesterday for that.

 

[Hirato]

I think Irileth kept getting killed by the dragon, triggering every single one of those game overs.

 

[RK47]

I think Irileth kept getting killed by the dragon, triggering every single one of those game overs.

Seriously? Is that even possible?

 

[Hirato]

I think Irileth kept getting killed by the dragon, triggering every single one of those game overs.

Seriously? Is that even possible?

I dunno, but it's the best explanation I have.

 

[RK47]

You are an hero

Spoiler

And that's how I become Dragonborn. By absorbing a dead dragon's body.
Considering the considerable amount of help I needed from the guards and Irileth, I shouldn't travel alone too often.
But for now, let's celebrate. We killed a dragon.

Pair of dark dudes seem to be arguing with the guards.

Something up, gentlemen?

Who are you looking for?

Why?

Doesn't sound like a friendly search party at all. Oh well off to Dragonsreach I go.

It wrecked the watchtower, a few of the guards were killed, but it's dead.

Irileth? What about me?! Your men called me 'Dragonborn!'

When that lizard died, I absorbed something from it. It turned into bones.

The greybeards? Who?

Okay, what do they wa-

Please pull your pants back up.

Yeah I heard. But I thought it's just the Nord way of cheering victory.

So, I'm a hero now, right?

Gee thanks.

I suppose I'll visit these 'greybeards' when I feel like it. But a Thane, eh? Starting to like this city.

Oh hi. You're my housecarl?

So what does being a Thane mean?

I hope you're happy being dragon's bait, Lydia. Things are going to get worse.
Oh well, let's head to an inn to celebrate our victory.

 

[RK47]

Dem Colored People

Spoiler

As I retreat to the comfort of the inn, I recall the Redguard's description and realized that the Bannered Mare's tavern wench actually matches it.

Excuse me, did you know some Alik'r warriors are looking for you?

Huh?

Okay, calm down. I follow her to her room.

Put that down before you get hurt.

Okay, maybe I'll help you. But tell me the whole story.

Okay, suppose I want to help you, what do I do?

You mean I gotta kill all of them?

Where do I find them, I understand that the guards of Whiterun barred their entry so finding them in the city is improbable.

Alright. I'll do it. First thing in the morning.

Later...
A short browse of the marketplace reveals a bargain.

This is perfect for those dragon battles. Now for the Alik'r prisoner.

Yeah, yeah. I decide to approach the prisoner and ask him for directions to Kematu, his leader.

Look just tell me what it'll take for you to spit me his location.

Deal.

Off to Swindler's Den...

Time to pop some moles.

 

[RK47]

New Money in Town

Spoiler

Time to head back after a job well done. My lust is satiated and I helped a fellow woman in need. Like I'm gonna let six pairs of testicle bang her. The nerve.

Oh hello there, a lonely traveler..

What are you selling?

Drug dealers are the worst, now give me everything you got.

You look angry. And for a drug-dealing scum like you, I have a special place for your soul.

The black soul gem glowed brightly. I snatched the six-pack of skoomas from his satchel bag and rode on.

Well, you owe me, sister. Hm. I'm starting to get purse-heavy. Wonder if I should take Jarl Balgruuf's offer for housing...

5,000 gold? That's a steal!

I bought all the furnishings.

This looks promising. No more barrels to stash my goods. I'm living the high life now. Thane of Whiterun.

I pluck the garlic and elven ears hanging from the ceiling. These will go well with my alchemy brew. A few brews later, I step out to greet my neighbors.

Ah? Why are you so obsessed over an old sword?

I assume you know where it is located?

Why hire them when you can have the Thane of Whiterun do it for you?

Deal. Here we go then.

There's the place. This should be over in no time.

 

[Shadenuat]

Seriously? Is that even possible?

Do you have any dragon mods installed? Cause most popular ones give them homing instant kill abilities. I remember one of them looks like meteor shower, is homing and gets you anywhere, and can one-shot any low level character. Maybe there's some of these buggy abilities slipped into your build?

 

[RK47]

Probably. Never mind. I'll just bring an army next time we face off a dragon.

 

[RK47]

Hate

Spoiler

Let my enemies fear my magick.
It appears we're done for the day.
Time for a drink and some rumor mongering.
I'm in no rush to head to the Greybeards.

Strange indeed. Perhaps I'll pay the Jarl a visit later.

It would be my pleasure, Jarl Balgruuf.

What a rude child. Your father sent me to speak to you.

Something is definitely wrong with this boy. There's no innocence behind his words. All that pours out from his mouth is pure, vile hatred. Why, child? Why do you hate your father so much? What has he done to you? Was he a Cloaked Figure?

How do you know these things?

Where is this Lady?

Child, where is this door?

I grow uneasy. Someone, or something has implanted such terrible seeds of mistrust in his mind that he can no longer reconcile.

A foul magic is at work methinks. I must find this door and...

I've been waiting for someone more fit to carry out my will.
The child is spirited, but lacks... agency.
Regrettably, I cannot reach your plane so directly.
But I forgive you for not knowing who I am. Few hears my whispers anymore.

Who... are you?

I am Mephala, the Lady of Whispers.
I tug at the web of connections between mortals.
Love, hatred, loyalty, betrayal.

Leave the boy alone. He doesn't deserve this.

Hush. The boy was good at sussing out secrets.
You, I expect to take a more active role.

W-what do you want me to do?

First, you must open this door.
A piece of my power has been locked away behind it, and even my eyes cannot see past the seals.

You...will let me keep this power?

Yes...I'd much rather it be in the hands of an ambitious and talented person such as yourself.
The whole of Whiterun is ripe with paranoia and tensions.
The Jarl's court is right to fear the power I hold behind this door.
The Jarl trusts few, and they will be his undoing.
The dark child knows of what I speak.
Let him guide your path.

Yes...Mistress.

How do I open the door?

Give..me..the..key.

I won't ... fail, Mistress.

The key... yes, the key!!

The power. Give me the power, Mistress.

Mistress...what is this?

Tell me...what to do.

Yes.....I shall.

Lydia, stay.

I must... go.

 

[RK47]

Dakishimetai

Spoiler

Sadia...beautiful Sadia. I require a boon. You and I ... are very close.

Ahhhh... yes. Sadia. My dear Sadia.

Mmmmm, I shall violate you.

We are one tonight.

Call my name, Sadia. Say my name as the tremors deep within your heart spread throughout your body!

Thank you, my love.

I will never...

ever..forget you.

Mmmmmmh.....hnnnghh....It needs...more....much,much...more.

 

[RK47]

The God of Death

Spoiler

Still. Not. Enough. Where else can I find more worthy sacrifice? Where?... Wait. Every city in Skyrim has a Hall of the Dead. Its keeper. Should be there.

Yes, I believe in Him. The God of Death. I know him well.

What is it?

I shall put them to rest. Rest assured.

Now you see it...

Now you don't.

Such a small trinket.

Andurs... I need your help. I am very needful tonight. I'm afraid I have no choice but to settle for you. There's no other man out there that I can find. Please. I beg of you. Come with me.

Yes....

YESSSSSS!!!!!!!

Thank you... Anders...

Indeed.

I love you.

Farewell.

Thank you... Mistress.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Serial killer tastic.
I especially love that fucking street preacher's ranting.

 

[Thor Kaufman]

I like your choice of music in the videos