Community So Crooked Bee made a bet with Chris Avellone...

[Grotesque]

Some years ago, I read that water was more expensive than wine in Australia.
Anyway, Australian wine is a joke.

 

[Whisky]

Why do you live in a fucking dry county?

It's a South Australian thing. I went there once and vowed to never ever set foot in that state ever again.

But isn't South Austrailia the wine-growing region? What the fuck.

 

[Spectacle]

Why do you live in a fucking dry county?

It's a South Australian thing. I went there once and vowed to never ever set foot in that state ever again.

But isn't South Austrailia the wine-growing region? What the fuck.

Maybe they used to have problems with local hobos drinking all the wine, leaving nothing for export?

 

[UnknownBro]

Missing opportunity here, just saying. Just drink those bottles and show us the aftermath.

Edit: and invite Cleve.

 

[dag0net]

Don't think Cleve travels more than 30 yards from the bunker, you'd have to take the cockring to him.

 

[Western]

Some years ago, I read that water was more expensive than wine in Australia.
Anyway, Australian wine is a joke.

 

[Norfleet]

just look at how much better your dick looks if its circumcised.

But it looks the same when you have deployed it for action. The only difference is that when you're not deployed for action, it's not hanging out there getting all dry and itchy. Why would you want your thingus constantly hanging out there exposed getting all dry and itchy, constantly getting dragged and scraped against things, like your pants? There's a reason airplanes have retractable landing gear.

 

[Kem0sabe]

just look at how much better your dick looks if its circumcised.

But it looks the same when you have deployed it for action. The only difference is that when you're not deployed for action, it's not hanging out there getting all dry and itchy. Why would you want your thingus constantly hanging out there exposed getting all dry and itchy, constantly getting dragged and scraped against things, like your pants? There's a reason airplanes have retractable landing gear.

I have a different view on this always out there statement... "it's in a constant state of readiness".

My circumcised dick is like the U.S Marines, always ready to breach the tripolipussy beaches.

 

[A horse of course]

My circumcised dick is like the U.S Marines

Crawling with STDs

 

[Blaine]

These videos you make are boring.

All amateur videos made by Aussies and Britbongs seem boring at first, and tend to be about inane things like unboxing wines, taste-testing gummi worms from Poundland, or playing cRPGs, but they're an acquired taste.

 

[Norfleet]

I have a different view on this always out there statement... "it's in a constant state of readiness".

Banging against things, and probably accidentally discharging as a result.

Also, it should be noted that the process of DEPLOYING it is often considered erotic as well, something you can't do because you're always just hanging there like that. My sources tell me that watching it deploy is sexy, much in the same way that the process of drawing the knife is cooler than just having the knife hanging out there all the time. There's a reason why Hollywood loves the "dramatic gun cock", even when it is technically wrong: Because it looks COOL to READY IT FOR ACTION. Preferrably if you don't waste a perfectly good round doing it.

 

[Kem0sabe]

I have a different view on this always out there statement... "it's in a constant state of readiness".

Banging against things, and probably accidentally discharging as a result.

Also, it should be noted that the process of DEPLOYING it is often considered erotic as well, something you can't do because you're always just hanging there like that. My sources tell me that watching it deploy is sexy, much in the same way that the process of drawing the knife is cooler than just having the knife hanging out there all the time. There's a reason why Hollywood loves the "dramatic gun cock", even when it is technically wrong: Because it looks COOL to READY IT FOR ACTION. Preferrably if you don't waste a perfectly good round doing it.

Spoiler

 

[Infinitron]

Okay, this thread really needs a reboot.

 

[Blaine]

This thread never really needed serious replies to begin with.

Hey guys, let's get back on topic here. This is about Lord Avellone losing a bet he was pretty much guaranteed to lose. Should he receive counseling for gambling addiction? Discuss!

 

[Forest Dweller]

just look at how much better your dick looks if its circumcised.

But it looks the same when you have deployed it for action. The only difference is that when you're not deployed for action, it's not hanging out there getting all dry and itchy. Why would you want your thingus constantly hanging out there exposed getting all dry and itchy, constantly getting dragged and scraped against things, like your pants? There's a reason airplanes have retractable landing gear.

I have a different view on this always out there statement... "it's in a constant state of readiness".

Banging against things, and probably accidentally discharging as a result.

Also, it should be noted that the process of DEPLOYING it is often considered erotic as well, something you can't do because you're always just hanging there like that. My sources tell me that watching it deploy is sexy, much in the same way that the process of drawing the knife is cooler than just having the knife hanging out there all the time. There's a reason why Hollywood loves the "dramatic gun cock", even when it is technically wrong: Because it looks COOL to READY IT FOR ACTION. Preferrably if you don't waste a perfectly good round doing it.

Sounds like someone has some misconceptions about what it's like to have a circumcized dick.

 

[Darkzone]

Give the Wine to Crooked Bee, she made the bet and it is her call. Or make a contest where the prices are the cockrings from MCA. One competition would be to find the best hairstyle for DU.

 

[Crooked Bee]

Give the Wine to Crooked Bee, she made the bet and it is her call. Or make a contest where the prices are the cockrings from MCA. One competition would be to find the best hairstyle for DU.

I vote for the latter.

(I really do have enough wine & other kinds of spirits as it is )

 

[circ]

These videos you make are boring. Why not show your pet wombat instead? They are adorable creatures.

Yeah. Although instead of a wombat, I'd like to see DU fighting a kangaroo, with boxing gloves.

 

[dag0net]

With Rolf sketching a volleyball team in the background? Probably need a cork hat aswell, somebody standing upside down, some asian would-be immigrants drowning a few yards offshore. Should be filmed in the style of a cheap soap opera, with the entire cast standing around the edges of the room whilst some backwards native stands scratching himself in the centre.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Give the Wine to Crooked Bee, she made the bet and it is her call.

Yeah, we sorted out that it'd end up coming to me when this whole thing was being sorted out in the first place. So it's not like SURPRISE.

Or make a contest where the prices are the cockrings from MCA. One competition would be to find the best hairstyle for DU.

That will be our next MS Paint competition.

 

[made]

These videos you make are boring.

All amateur videos made by Aussies and Britbongs seem boring at first, and tend to be about inane things like unboxing wines, taste-testing gummi worms from Poundland, or playing cRPGs, but they're an acquired taste.

Just think about it, this could be DU.

 

[Grimlorn]

I'd like to report a problem with the forum - I clicked on a "News, Content and Feedback" thread about Avellone and it took me to the third page of some GD thread about DU's hair.

Male hair loss and womyn in games are the two most important issues on the Codex. Everything else is filler content.

Male baldness is sign of very high testosterone. Be proud.

Why are you informing us about it instead of Crooked Bee?

Oh I dunno...maybe because Bee might be a woman on a site full of aspergian misogynists and would rather avoid the ensuing shitshow? Just a guess.


P.S. DU, just shave it. The "No really, I'm not bald!" look doesn't suit anybody.

What are you talking about? The Codex treats Crooked Bee like a Queen.

 

[Darkzone]

Male baldness is sign of very high testosterone. Be proud.

Not quite. It is a sign that in certain regions of the skin the hair follicles have more beta receptors, which are much more sensitive to dihydrotestosterone than alpha receptors. Or that there is more percentage of dihydrotestosterone is in a bold man. But this is a complicated topic and sadly i don't know enough about it. But what i know is that Finasteride block this process and stop it and even reverse the baldness. But never store finasteride near a pregnant women, because the finasteride can influence the development of genitalia in a fetus.

 

[Norfleet]

Sounds like someone has some misconceptions about what it's like to have a circumcized dick.

Maybe. I don't have one. Is there someone who can attest to a before-and-after? Recent religious converts, perhaps?

But what i know is that Finasteride block this process and stop it and even reverse the baldness.

But why would I *WANT* to reverse my baldness? Thanks to baldness, I haven't had to have a haircut in over 40 years. The money I've saved on this alone is enough to pay for every computer I own!

 

[Blaine]

But why would I *WANT* to reverse my baldness? Thanks to baldness, I haven't had to have a haircut in over 40 years. The money I've saved on this alone is enough to pay for every computer I own!

All else being equal, most women (and gay men) will choose a man with a full head of hair over a bald man, especially if he's balding but chooses not to shave it, or tries to hide it with a comb-over or hairpiece. Shaved is one thing, but if you have a fucking tonsure or a bad wig, you'll look like an ancient old man. That isn't sexually enticing to anyone on the entire planet other than bizarre fetishistic outliers.

Other than that, being bald is great and pretty manly when coupled with a muscular physique and a beard, unless you have a weirdly-shaped head.