Community So Crooked Bee made a bet with Chris Avellone...

[Darkzone]

Don't forget us pasty young pencil necks who like to larp edgy anti heroes and warhammer 40K characters on the internet

Oh yes and the pesky larpers and warhammer 40k online gamers. Keyboard heroes that take off, when the things go tough. The nerds without a real life and women. These people are as dead as the old farts. Have you ever been on a party with Hell's Angels and female Stripers? Have you ever been stabbed, shot at or attacked by several gang members? Have you ever had this thought: This is it, i'm dead. Have you ever thought that Geralt the Witcher is modeled after you? This environment has not prepared you for a hard life or the end times (that will never come).
Warhammer 40k online. LOL. Playing at home with friends D&D Dark Sun, is for real men. [/joke]
Honestly i think that such an environment is something to aspire to. I would be lost in such an environment like Stallone in future in the film Demolition Man.

 

[hello friend]

Sounds like a nice place. Public drunks are degenerates and a menace.

C'mon, man.. Have a heart.

Nice correlation map Infi. Some alcoholics drink in public with friends, but most alcoholics drink alone and in private. And if you belong to the second group, then you know that you have a alcohol problem.

Getting drunk in private is awesome, you should try it.

DarkUnderlord you should do a wine tasting + review when you get out of there. It'll be fun.

 

[Necroscope]

 

[Black]

Wow, another balding white middle-aged guy.

 

[Kingston]

You should've drunk the wine or thrown the bottle at someone.

 

[Kz3r0]

Ugh, don't shave DU.

 

[himmy]

So are those two the official Codex wines now or what?

 

[Blaine]

It's time to shave it, DarkUnderlord. I'm not bandwagoning with the rest of the thread—I pressed Reply after watching ten seconds of the video, having read no other posts, specifically to post this sage advice.

You can't JUST shave it, though. Women despise twiggy bald white men. Grow out that beard, start lifting, and get some sun.

 

[Menckenstein]

Grow a skullet and always have a toothpick in your mouth.

 

[Blaine]

The only other viable option is to unironically wear a Franciscan monk's habit and transcribe 14th-century texts onto vellum with quill and ink as a hobby.

 

[fizzelopeguss]

He should have sent you a couple of bottles of minoxidil instead.

 

[Skunkpew]

I can see the Codex review already: Pillars of Eternity, the Citizen Kane of rpgs.

This video was posted in the wrong thread, can a moderator please move it to:
Totally Not Corrupt Professional Objective Gaming Journalism DRAMA

(No Doritos and Mountain Dew in the box?)

 

[agris]

It's time to shave it, DarkUnderlord. I'm not bandwagoning with the rest of the thread—I pressed Reply after watching ten seconds of the video, having read no other posts, specifically to post this sage advice.

You can't JUST shave it, though. Women despise twiggy bald white men. Grow out that beard, start lifting, and get some sun.

This is the one true way to be bald, the Bruce Willis way.

 

[Ninjerk]

You have to have the head shape for the Willis head.

 

[set]

first it was the female orgasm, then it was small breasts, now it's alcohol in your own home? What kind of horrible place is Australia?

 

[kazgar]

Henschke are more known for the hill of grace wine, which is comparable to the grange that DU mentioned in the video. So both are from good wineries, just not AAA blockbuster titles.

 

[sser]

You have very nice teeth, DU.

 

[Blaine]

You have to have the head shape tens of millions of dollars for the Willis head.

Whenever people bring up baldness in men, inevitably Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, etc. are brought up as well, often by women trying to rationalize that they aren't shallow.

Bald celebrities all have aesthetic faces, millions of dollars, and are usually buff. If you're a normal person, you have to be black or at least not white to look good with a bald (shaved or trimmed to the 1 setting) head. You do need the right head shape regardless. If you're white, you also have to get buff and go out in the sun, and preferably grow a beard.

This isn't just about attractiveness to women. You'll look like a cancer patient or hideous science experiment to everyone else, too, unless you follow the rules.

 

[Black]

It's time to shave it, DarkUnderlord. I'm not bandwagoning with the rest of the thread—I pressed Reply after watching ten seconds of the video, having read no other posts, specifically to post this sage advice.

You can't JUST shave it, though. Women despise twiggy bald white men. Grow out that beard, start lifting, and get some sun.

This is the one true way to be bald, the Bruce Willis way.

How about this one

 

[agris]

Should I know who that mumbling crackhead is?

edit:

You have to have the head shape tens of millions of dollars for the Willis head.

Whenever people bring up baldness in men, inevitably Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, etc. are brought up as well, often by women trying to rationalize that they aren't shallow.

Bald celebrities all have aesthetic faces, millions of dollars, and are usually buff. If you're a normal person, you have to be black or at least not white to look good with a bald (shaved or trimmed to the 1 setting) head. You do need the right head shape regardless. If you're white, you also have to get buff and go out in the sun, and preferably grow a beard.

This isn't just about attractiveness to women. You'll look like a cancer patient or hideous science experiment to everyone else, too, unless you follow the rules.

Why do you think caucasians looks so bad bald? I kind of agree with you, but I wonder if it's just our cultural exposure. Why would darker skin inherently make baldness more attractive?

 

[Blaine]

Why do you think caucasians looks so bad bald? I kind of agree with you, but I wonder if it's just our cultural exposure. Why would darker skin inherently make baldness more attractive?

It's a safe bet that cultural exposure is part of it, but I tend to think it has more to do with facial structure and the aesthetic properties of lighter skin pigmentation.

Albino black people's (Google it) facial structures look absolutely fucking hideous down to the last man and woman.

 

[Necroscope]

Doesn't matter if you're black or white - depends on the person really.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

I'd like to report a problem with the forum - I clicked on a "News, Content and Feedback" thread about Avellone and it took me to the third page of some GD thread about DU's hair.

 

[Kem0sabe]

A clean shaved bald head is nice, just look at how much better your dick looks if its circumcised. Women seem to enjoy bald men as much as hairy men.

 

[Blaine]

Women seem to enjoy bald men as much as hairy men.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

I'd like to report a problem with the forum - I clicked on a "News, Content and Feedback" thread about Avellone and it took me to the third page of some GD thread about DU's hair.

Male hair loss and womyn in games are the two most important issues on the Codex. Everything else is filler content.