Community So Crooked Bee made a bet with Chris Avellone...

[tuluse]

So is the codex going double or nothing for 2015?

 

[Darkzone]

I have the honor to announce that DarkUnderlord has found out the Answer to everything or at least to the most important question.

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DarkUnderlord: Colin! I know what does one haircut matter. The sleeper has awaken!

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[Night Goat]

Albino black people's (Google it) facial structures look absolutely fucking hideous down to the last man and woman.

This one's alright.

 

[Davaris]

Grow a skullet and always have a toothpick in your mouth.

Its a middle finger to the world. Only way to be.

 

[HanoverF]

Ugh, don't shave DU.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

"DU, the maintenance update broke the Codex...again"

"D'oh!"

 

[Forest Dweller]

A clean shaved bald head is nice, just look at how much better your dick looks if its circumcised. Women seem to enjoy bald men as much as hairy men.

Comparing your head to a dick is never a good idea.

 

[Turisas]

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Ugh, don't shave DU.

He just needs to fix the 'stache a bit.

 

[IDtenT]

just look at how much better your dick looks if its circumcised.

 

[TheGreatOne]

The only other viable option is to unironically wear a Franciscan monk's habit and transcribe 14th-century texts onto vellum with quill and ink as a hobby.

Why hasn't the monk hair cut become a fad amongst hipsters yet? Excidium was ahead of his time

 

[Norfleet]

Male hair loss and womyn in games are the two most important issues on the Codex. Everything else is filler content.

Baldness has been scientifically determined to be manly. That is literally the cause of baldness: Manliness.

 

[Ninjerk]

just look at how much better your dick looks if its circumcised.

 

[Kem0sabe]

Haters gonna hate...

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[Kz3r0]

Why do you think caucasians looks so bad bald? I kind of agree with you, but I wonder if it's just our cultural exposure. Why would darker skin inherently make baldness more attractive?

Why do you think bodybuilders get a tan?
A darker skin hides imperfections an trick the eye creating a seamless continuity, like a classical statue.
Wiyhout mentioning the differences in skin tone betweeen the face and the head, an ugly contrast.

 

[hello friend]

Why do you think caucasians looks so bad bald? I kind of agree with you, but I wonder if it's just our cultural exposure. Why would darker skin inherently make baldness more attractive?

Why do you think bodybuilders get a tan?
A darker skin hides imperfections an trick the eye creating a seamless continuity, like a classical statue.
Wiyhout mentioning the differences in skin tone betweeen the face and the head, an ugly contrast.

I bet you aint even white, man.

 

[Darkzone]

@DU
For the photo you don't have to thank me, you now know what you have to do.

And yes DU lives in this dryzone country also known as australia, to get a tan he just needs to step outside without a shirt for an hour and the Ozone Hole will do the rest. He just needs to use a sun blocker with a 500 factor or black body paint, and to check every few years if he has not skin cancer.

 

[kaizoku]

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Ugh, don't shave DU.

He just needs to fix the 'stache a bit.

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He just needs to move out of that awful hotel.

 

[Havoc]

Lol, even the shirt is brown.

 

[Darkzone]

You know that the brown shirts (SA) were dissolved and were also the lower ranks in the NSDAP hierarchie?

 

[Cowboy Moment]

Woman makes successful bet, man reaps the benefit. Patriarchy so strong amongst Codex staff.

 

[Garryydde]

So are these 'dry zones' areas where public consumption of alcohol or all alcohol is banned?

 

[Whisky]

Why do you live in a fucking dry county?

 

[Garryydde]

Why do you live in a fucking dry county?

It's a South Australian thing. I went there once and vowed to never ever set foot in that state ever again.

 

[Turisas]

You know that the brown shirts (SA) were dissolved and were also the lower ranks in the NSDAP hierarchie?

Yeah but even after that ol' Führer himself (plus some of his closest cronies) liked wearing those brown jackets. Even if the black Hugo Boss SS jackets were much more boss.

 

[made]

These videos you make are boring. Why not show your pet wombat instead? They are adorable creatures.