South Park: The Stick of Truth (PRE-RELEASE DISCUSSION)

[toro]

Ok, ok. I don't want to piss in your cold soup. Beta protocol is a good game

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Hopefully the deal includes Matt & Trey making an episode about how Bethesda screwed Obsidian over.

 

[Grimlorn]

They should do an episode on how shitty the entire gaming industry is. I'm sure they are getting insider knowledge now.

 

[Caeruleus]

God... Gaming Industry is just spiraling downwards.
I mean, I don't like South Park anyway, so why the fuck would I buy a shitty South Park game?
Especially when they're clearly saying that not even the graphics are gonna be decent, wich at least I hoped would be awesome enough to compensate for so much FAIL.

Screw you, Obsidian.

 

[Syril]

Cartman's special attack involves pulling down his pants, farting, and setting an enemy on fire. Eating Cheesy Poofs restore your health. Enemies are called "douchey vampire kids." Yep, this is definitely a South Park RPG -- and it's unlike any RPG we've heard of. At E3 this year it became much clearer just how much potential it has to completely nail the look and feel that's made South Park a pop-culture staple since 1997, and how damn funny it is (assuming you're a South Park fan). Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Obsidian have done some great work to bring the world of South Park to life, and really makes it feel like you belong in this small mountain town. It's a no-brainer as our favorite RPG of E3.

http://uk.pc.gamespy.com/pc/dishonored/1225010p1.html

 

[Gragt]

South Park: The only RPG of E3 2012?

 

[Turisas]

Well it's not like there's much competition.

 

[Achilles]

Divinity: Original Sin should have won.

 

[Darkion]

Well, it's certainly different. First of all it's not another tired medieval "You are the Chosen One" epic, a post-apocalyptic journey, a vampire feast or best of all, a zombie brain-eating extravaganza. Just for that I will probably pick it up and I don't even like South Park.

 

[Azalin]

Who were the other candidates?

 

[Malakal]

Is it the bottom yet or can we sunk any lower?

 

[Deleted member 7219]

I thought everyone was giving the Xbox 360 ECSCLOOSIV Dawnguard DLC for Skyrim that award.

 

[Deleted member 7219]

Guess what new guy? Despite outside impressions, the Codex doesn't actually hate everything. You don't need to absorb into the hivemind to be accepted here. Dissenting opinions are welcome. Also, getting an avatar of your own is a good idea.

EDIT: This was a reply to to Caeruleus.

 

[Caeruleus]

I completely understand, Sir. And, I'll gladly accept your advice.
Don't get me wrong, I'm no hater. In fact, I hate no-good haters, as stupid as it sounds.
But I have always disliked South Park. I find it just plain stupid with no graphic appeal whatsoever.

Sorry, South Parkers.

EDIT: As for the avatar, please wait. I'm working on it, brah.

 

[Dragula]

Ok, ok. I don't want to piss in your cold soup. Beta protocol is a good game

I love how you use "Beta Protocol" as an insult, when alpha is an earlier development stage and is already in the name you fucking retard.

 

[toro]

Ok, ok. I don't want to piss in your cold soup. Beta protocol is a good game

I love how you use "Beta Protocol" as an insult, when alpha is an earlier development stage and is already in the name you fucking retard.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

They should do an episode on how shitty the entire gaming industry is. I'm sure they are getting insider knowledge now.

Not to mention MCA making a guest appearance would probably cause a few days of Codex inactivity, at least as long as it takes for people get all that spooge out of their keyboards and get blood flowing into their brains again.

 

[RK47]

Even AP have fans !? :D

 

[treave]

God... Gaming Industry is just spiraling downwards.
I mean, I don't like South Park anyway, so why the fuck would I buy a shitty South Park game?
Especially when they're clearly saying that not even the graphics are gonna be decent, wich at least I hoped would be awesome enough to compensate for so much FAIL.

Screw you, Obsidian. I am a graphics whore.

You might want to conjure up something a bit more coherent to explain your dislike of the game. A long rant about how the very world of South Park and the stories Matt & Trey write are incompatible with the principles of the tr00 RPG might go a long way towards increasing your quotient.

 

[RK47]

It's a bastard child nobody asked for.

 

[treave]

Doesn't mean we can't love the deformed little hellspawn for what it is.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

It's a bastard child nobody asked for.

Just like Eric Cartman.

 

[Caeruleus]

I am a graphics whore.

Sorry, but no.
I'm an addicted Minecraft, Terraria and 8-bit games player. I pay no attention to graphics (unless they blow the fucking shit out of my thin skull).
I was just saying that, since the game does not create interest whatsoever in me, it might as well have nice graphics, to make the gameplay experience more... pleasant.

But, yet again, no.

PD: Yes, I'm the newfag around here. Gimme some time, bitches.

 

[Jaesun]

Joined: Saturday

 

[joeydohn]

Joined: Saturday