Soys Row 2022

[Curious_Tongue]

 

[JamesDixon]

I called it that this would be Soy Row and the customization is for all the worst aspects of being an SJW. This is going to flop harder than dead John Holmes massive cock.

 

[Fedora Master]

The last actually good SR was SR2.

Just compare these cutscenes and how they're presented to the later wacky-zany Ex Dee Dee Dee type shit:

 

[EruDaan]

What many "fans" put off "Gat out of Hell" - a SR IV DLC of questionable quality - was the inability to customize their characters. "Waah, wahh, waah! Why can't I make a fat Johnny Gat wit purple hair, blue skin and green lipstick!!?!?! FUCK YOU, Developer!!" Ya know, as if the DLC had no other flaws...

And one of SR 2's biggest flaws was its PC Version...

 

[Curious_Tongue]

What many "fans" put off "Gat out of Hell" - a SR IV DLC of questionable quality - was the inability to customize their characters. "Waah, wahh, waah! Why can't I make a fat Johnny Gat wit purple hair, blue skin and green lipstick!!?!?! FUCK YOU, Developer!!" Ya know, as if the DLC had no other flaws...

And one of SR 2's biggest flaws was its PC Version...

Gat Out Of Hell was fun.

 

[Assisted Living Godzilla]

The customization tools seem so good that it's weird that wasn't just made the centerpiece of this new game, especially with how lackluster the Saints in this game look. You've only got a little group in this game too, four main Saints, the player character and those three other ones, they should've just let fully customize those other three too. People liked fucking around with that shit in the Saints Row games too, so it'd be an easy sell to have a Saints Row where you get to fully customize your group.

 

[Reinhardt]

no can do. what if player will make brave and stunning self insert ugly character not ugly? or fat not fat? or tranny not tranny?

 

[Data4]

Still doesn't fix "Jim Rob's" and the subtext that gives to everything.

 

[Caim]

Still doesn't fix "Jim Rob's" and the subtext that gives to everything.

Jim Rob's Jims and Robs (formerly Rim Job's)

 

[Late Bloomer]

2022 Deviancy is a lot less fun than 2011 deviancy.

 

[orcinator]

After downloading epic to try this I can say, for a fact that the tits in this game are in a sad sorry state.
Not only is the maximum size maybe half as big as in 3/4, due to some fucked up modeling they've basically made it impossible to see cleavage (though you can have visible salami nipples).

 

[anvi]

It's all shiny and colorful like Fortnite.

 

[Curious_Tongue]

After downloading epic to try this

Why?

 

[JarlFrank]

After downloading epic to try this I can say, for a fact that the tits in this game are in a sad sorry state.
Not only is the maximum size maybe half as big as in 3/4, due to some fucked up modeling they've basically made it impossible to see cleavage (though you can have visible salami nipples).

but what about feet?

 

[Child of Malkav]

After downloading epic to try this I can say, for a fact that the tits in this game are in a sad sorry state.

OMG Yes!!! This a hundred times. A mod is desperately needed.

 

[Daemongar]

After downloading epic to try this I can say, for a fact that the tits in this game are in a sad sorry state.
Not only is the maximum size maybe half as big as in 3/4, due to some fucked up modeling they've basically made it impossible to see cleavage (though you can have visible salami nipples).

Saint's Row always effectively appealed to the inner 12 year old in me. The cars, the giant soda can, the streaking, the stupid weapons, the mayhem. I liked them all, as there was a "no holds barred" approach to whatever works and is funny, they would do it. Now they are purposefully going out of their way to prevent the type of humor or enjoyment they don't condone.

I can see slight changes, but to effectively turn 720 degrees on the folks that purchased all their titles in the past! What a shame.

edit: math edit.

 

[Zlaja]

I can see slight changes, but to effectively turn 360 degrees on the folks that purchased all their titles in the past! What a shame

 

[Padzi]

So I have tired the boss factory demo. And I have a question.
Why is this character labeled as a male when it is a clearly a female?
On top of that this seems to be their default boss.

I know I'm posting in potato language.
But it reads "gender: male"

 

[orcinator]

So I have tired the boss factory demo. And I have a question.
Why is this character labeled as a male when it is a clearly a female?
On top of that this seems to be their default boss.

I know I'm posting in potato language.
But it reads "gender: male"

P*les got the special edition version that comes with gender.

 

[Caim]

So I have tired the boss factory demo. And I have a question.
Why is this character labeled as a male when it is a clearly a female?
On top of that this seems to be their default boss.

Couldn't you do something like that in Saints Row 2 as well? I think I remember a boob slider for the male boss and a dick slider for the female boss.

 

[Modron]

I can see slight changes, but to effectively turn 720 degrees on the folks that purchased all their titles in the past! What a shame.

 

[Zlaja]

I'm looking forward to the next 'math edit' by Daemongar.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

I can see slight changes, but to effectively turn 1440 degrees on the folks that purchased all their titles in the past! What a shame

Inb4

 

[Wunderbar]

 

[Comrade Goby]

Saint's Row has always been bad