Are you the kind of guy who only watches lesbian porn because you'd feel cucked seeing a male actor fuck the girl?Most of the porn is gonna revolve around the female crew members "extracting DNA samples" from feral aliens. You can't even avoid getting cucked by other humanoids. At best, you can choose not to watch them get gangbanged
Are you the type of guy who enjoys games and videos where you're forced to watch through the perspective of a cuck?
Answer my question first, then maybe I'll tell you.
That reply is answer enough. Don't worry, I won't kinkshame you or anything. I'll even answer your question: No, I don't fap to lesbian porn. I can't even see the appeal in it
You don't like lesbian porn? Are you gay?
Studio FOW said:
Next Waifu
Me I only watch porn where I'm the stunt dick. Otherwise I'm getting cucked right?
You had one job.
So you can unfortunately not fap to the sight of your ship showing off its curves in space combat.Kickstarter said:
Most of the porn is gonna revolve around the female crew members "extracting DNA samples" from feral aliens. You can't even avoid getting cucked by other humanoids. At best, you can choose not to watch them get gangbanged
Most of the porn is gonna revolve around the female crew members "extracting DNA samples" from feral aliens. You can't even avoid getting cucked by other humanoids. At best, you can choose not to watch them get gangbanged
How do you live knowing that you get cucked by 3.5 billion women each day?
Dev Diary #4 - New Hoe-rizons!
Posted by FOW InteractiveCreator
Dev Diary #4
Greetings perverts, it's time to tear myself away from the sheer unbridled horror that is the Planet Surveys, and fill you in on what filthy things we've been up to these past 2 weeks.
The Corrupt General
This character is actually really critical to the story in the opening Chapters, and features prominently in a very early cinematic - as such we have swapped her and Taron around in the production schedule to enable our cinematics crew to be able to work with the model. I don't wanna reveal too much but her inspiration is a hefty mix between Guts from Berserk and a Terminator...so yep, you can imagine what kind of badass we're crafting here.
Badasses still need to look good though, so here's a WIP shot of her lip-gloss. The General's model should be ready soon at which point we will resume the normal waifu roadmap.
XenoEnv Textures
We're continuing to update our texture library and of course we need some gross-looking stuff for tentacles and the inside of Moneyshot's colon. This is well ahead of schedule and only a few organic textures remain, so our scenebuilding team of Beamwire and WTX are primed for the rest of 2019.
Cinematics
No StudioFOW adult product is complete without anime-style fight scenes that 90% of you will skip anyway, so naturally we are working hard on this part of the game. Taking a leaf from our filmmaking ventures, we've gone ahead and storyboarded these story sequences out, in order to give our animators the best possible foundation for success. You can find a sample of these boards below if you want to take a peek. Eventually these will be voice acted along with the rest of the game.
I will also be expanding the animator team to help cope with the increased cinematic load, so if you're interested in being part of our animation crew then start prepping those CV's! Please note that only exceptional candidates will be considered for this position, but if you don't have the required industry experience then you can still apply if your demo reel is amazing. More details on the posting to come next month.
Planet Survey
The planet survey has eaten up almost all my time these past 2 weeks. Out of the 400 or so planet surveys about 80% of these had to be completely rewritten, so this is going to take way more time than initially I thought. Combined with the huge number of non-english speaking applicants (Writing your entire lore in Chinese doesn't help us, guys) we're looking at one big shitshow. Luckily I have recruited somebody to help me out with this so god bless my translator for taking this unholy bullet straight in the balls. We'll get there, buddy. Hang in there, and hold my hand. But no seriously, patience is appreciated as we get through all the surveys.
Keys
Out of the 57,730 backers only about 70 of you still need a key. This is down to things like typing "gogle" instead of "google" on email forms, and using throwaway emails - Fow-Chan will be contacting you to sort out the keys manually, but in case she doesn't feel free to email her at fowchan@streembit.com
Please remember to activate your keys on Steam. This can be done by going to the Games tab then clicking Activate, and entering the code you have been sent. The fulfilment team has done an exceptional job with delivering everything (especially considering this is our first KS and we didn't use BackerKit) so please help them out by activating your keys and checking your spam folders.
Moving
On a personal note, this will be my last update until September - I am moving countries next month so our Senior Producer Mr. Kristoff will be stepping in to do the next 4 updates for you guys. Hopefully everything goes to plan and immigration doesn't throw me out for attempting to smuggle DEMI dakimakura prototypes across the border. See you on the other side!
-DC
The word you’re looking for is PIMP.
We are searching for:
Job Title: Faction Logo Gimp
Reporting To: Daddy DC
Department: Graphics Design
Location: Remote Work
Your Mission
We are looking for a talented Graphic Designer to join the StudioFOW team and create some faction emblems so we can use them for our race of squidgirl waifus. We’re looking for someone who’s passionate about gaming, works well in a creative environment, able to work swiftly within an iterative process, understands the value of the collaboration, and can steal ideas from Stellaris.
Gimp Profile
Successful graphics designers will possess:
• 2+ years of graphic design or logo design. Making logos for Indians on Fiverr applies.
• Working knowledge of Photoshop
• Experience stealing ideas from Stellaris
• Strong knowledge of typography and layout design
• Strong organization skills
• High attention to detail design to make it look like we’re not stealing from Stellaris when we really are
• Ability to receive direction without being butthurt
• Able to translate faction descriptions into striking emblems
• Delivery of multiple formats as required by the dev team
• Traditional deviantart titty drawing skills are a plus
• Able to work remotely and independently so I don’t have to babysit your ass
The Graphics Design team is the heart and soul of StudioFOW. With a full range of production, video, and design services our team supports our global organization in the development of unique and strategic messaging across various audiences including customers, press/media, partner organizations/industry peers, and our valued employees. Our team sets the standard for quality and innovation in all our communications, and we’re growing, so it’s a great time to join us! Please note that I stole the above description from Bobby Kotick, and you will be the only member of the graphics design team.
Applications Should Include:
• Portfolio with examples of previous logo design
• Tell us why you want to work on Subverse for minimum wage
Send Applications to
fowstudios@gmail.com with your name and a portfolio of previous logos or emblems that you’ve done
Length of Work
We need about 12 emblems designed and delivered so the work should only take a couple of weeks.
Your Platform
We’re headquartered nowhere because we are too poor to afford office space. But one day I hope to move to Santa Monica, California where I can set up a desk in Bobby Kotick’s third garage.
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