Team Fortress 2

[Dmitron]

I've been playing War§ow lately.

I've never been a Quake fan, but that game just fucking rocks.

Does it have semi-decent bots?

 

[DefJam101]

I've been playing War§ow lately.

I've never been a Quake fan, but that game just fucking rocks.

Does it have semi-decent bots?

It's a multiplayer game, bot AI is pretty good for a deathmatch game... but you'll get bored if you don't play MP.

 

[The_Pope]

I also heard you can hotkey multiple buildings at the same time. I like how you say the game isn't skill based, then say that if you have bad people on your team you can't win.

Individual skill.

Do you even read other peoples posts, or do you just make them up in your head so you can have a witty comeback to something that was never said?

 

[racofer]

^ I was gonna reply something like that, but with KC it's just not worth it.

 

[POOPERSCOOPER]

"On the LC's we can tolerate bad players. Lord knows we can tolerate faggots. The reason nobody likes you Pooperscooper, is you seem to fall into both categories to such a high degree. Please pick just one and stick with it."

 

[Fez]

You are a true patriot, pooper. Keep up the good work.

 

[kingcomrade]

Individual skill.

Uh....so yeah, what I said still stands. You said skill doesn't matter, but then you said that your team can't win if you have players with low skill on your team. THEN you complained about Arena being Solo Fortress 2 when apparently you mean that the game sucks because you can't singlehandedly dominate the enemy team with your 'individual' skill which is somehow not individual when it applies to other players on your team. Maybe a shift in the quantum matrix morphs all the players in your teams from individuals playing their individual characters to an amorphous Cthulhoid blob with a hive mind.

You're a dumbfuck. What you meant to say is

BAWWWW THEY TOOK OUT GRENADES NOW 1337S LIKE ME CAN'T PWNZOR NOOBS AS EASILY

 

[Beans00]

I don't like team fortress 2, i found it to be pretty retarded, i give it a 3.8/10 :arrow:

 

[vrok]

For his three posts so far I give Beans00 a 10/10.

 

[RainSong]

why not 3.9?

 

[Shoelip]

I give you a pi.

 

[Fez]

2.8

 

[racofer]

lim 10/x(t)
x(t) --> ∞ , x(0)=1

where x is a function of t (time), where t=0 is date of release (in months), and progresses onwards

 

[The_Pope]

Individual skill.

Uh....so yeah, what I said still stands. You said skill doesn't matter, but then you said that your team can't win if you have players with low skill on your team. THEN you complained about Arena being Solo Fortress 2 when apparently you mean that the game sucks because you can't singlehandedly dominate the enemy team with your 'individual' skill which is somehow not individual when it applies to other players on your team. Maybe a shift in the quantum matrix morphs all the players in your teams from individuals playing their individual characters to an amorphous Cthulhoid blob with a hive mind.

You're a dumbfuck. What you meant to say is

BAWWWW THEY TOOK OUT GRENADES NOW 1337S LIKE ME CAN'T PWNZOR NOOBS AS EASILY

I'm starting to think KC is a bot. It just picks up one word in your post and generates a nonsensical rant loosely based on it which has nothing to do with the whole post, and argues against entirely random opinions. Whoever coded it should make it at least read the name next to the post so that it can tell who its referring to rather than assuming only one person was dumb enough to respond to it, and that person has 200 accounts.

 

[Redeye]

I tried out last weekends' free Team Fortress 2 thingy.

So frenetic!

A deep, slow tactics/strategy heavy version would be welcome.

That being said, I love the Sentry Guns.

They make the same noise as the one in Aliens.

Korean real version


I don't think I will buy it.

If I get around to getting Portal, then I'll get Orange Box, and TF2 by default.



Oh wow, Imagine the next Columbine.

Stash these all around, set them up once everyone is hiding in classrooms, then remotely set off a mile wide smokescreen (multiple emitters prepositioned) and escape.

 

[kingcomrade]

Individual skill.

Uh....so yeah, what I said still stands. You said skill doesn't matter, but then you said that your team can't win if you have players with low skill on your team. THEN you complained about Arena being Solo Fortress 2 when apparently you mean that the game sucks because you can't singlehandedly dominate the enemy team with your 'individual' skill which is somehow not individual when it applies to other players on your team. Maybe a shift in the quantum matrix morphs all the players in your teams from individuals playing their individual characters to an amorphous Cthulhoid blob with a hive mind.

You're a dumbfuck. What you meant to say is

BAWWWW THEY TOOK OUT GRENADES NOW 1337S LIKE ME CAN'T PWNZOR NOOBS AS EASILY

I'm starting to think KC is a bot. It just picks up one word in your post and generates a nonsensical rant loosely based on it which has nothing to do with the whole post, and argues against entirely random opinions. Whoever coded it should make it at least read the name next to the post so that it can tell who its referring to rather than assuming only one person was dumb enough to respond to it, and that person has 200 accounts.

God you are so stupid. Get off the Internet. You can't face the fact that you're stupid and so you write this bullshit. Story of English and CS PhDs everywhere.

 

[Zombra]

15 years and 2000 hours later, I am playing TF2 again with some friends on a private server. It's still one of the best popcorn games ever made.

 

[Hobknobling]

15 years and 2000 hours later, I am playing TF2 again with some friends on a private server. It's still one of the best popcorn games ever made.

I have hard time deciding if Team Fortress 2 or Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory is the best class shooter I have ever played.

 

[Space Satan]

TF2 have announced first update in 6 years

Steam Workshop Creators, can we have your attention please. The following message is
so
urgent,
so
time-sensitive, we made the executive decision to skip TikTok and Twitter entirely and break the glass on the most bleeding-edge communication technology available.

Welcome to the future. Welcome… to a "blog-post".

"Wow!" you're probably thinking. "I forgot how hard reading is!" Yeah, it's scary how fast you lose that. Don't worry, we'll be brief:

The last few Team Fortress summer events have only been item updates. But
this
year, we're planning on shipping a full-on update-sized update — with items, maps, taunts, unusual effects, war paints and who knows what else?! Which means we need Steam Workshop content! YOUR Steam Workshop content!

So get to work! (Or back to work, if you were already working but got distracted when the entire internet simultaneously found out about this state-of-the-art blog-post.) Make sure to get your submissions into the Steam Workshop by May 1st, so they can be considered for this as-yet-unnamed, un-themed, but still very exciting summer-situated (but not summer-themed) (unless you wanted to develop summer-themed stuff) update.

 

[Space Satan]

 

[Just Locus]

Maining medic for dozens of hours made me grow serious trust issues with my teammates in many games.

 

[Caim]

So I've been getting back into this lately, and so far I've been playing a bit of Class Wars.

It's a shitpost of a game mode where both teams are limited to one class, chosen at random. Mirror matches only happen once in a while with a vote. Of course this shit is not balanced in the slightest, and fights like Pyro VS Spy or Scout VS Medic will be one-sided steamrolls. To partially handle either teams can also surrender, so the Spies don't have to perform a ten minute dance party in spawn while the Soldiers lay down a saturation bombardment in every exit. The mode is often paired with the RTD (Roll The Dice) mod that any player can use to give them a variety of effects, ranging from a significant detriment to a team-wide buff that can give even underdogs a chance to win.

This is by no means a serious game mode, so if you have no tolerance for bullshit this is not for you. But if you're just feeling like having a weird time give it a shot.

 

[Caim]

They did it. The madlads actaully did it. Seven years after the last release, they finally finished it.

The Team Fortress 2 comic is done.

https://www.teamfortress.com/comics.php

It's a damn smissmas miracle.

 

[Hellraiser]

They did it. The madlads actaully did it. Seven years after the last release, they finally finished it.

Valve time is eternal.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

They did it. The madlads actaully did it. Seven years after the last release, they finally finished it.

The Team Fortress 2 comic is done.

https://www.teamfortress.com/comics.php

It's a damn smissmas miracle.

It feels nice to get closure on this. It started while I still played TF2, but I quit in 2016.

Three questions remain:

Spoiler

1: Where is Miss Pauline?
2: Did I miss Pyro, or are they not in the final scene?
3: Why do I get the strange feeling Olivia went on to do something of relevance in another Valve-game?