The Elder Scrolls Online

[Akratus]

Really the only thing that annoys me about mmo's this bad is that they don't fail hard enough, to make the most satisfying drama.

 

[Angthoron]

Really the only thing that annoys me about mmo's this bad is that they don't fail hard enough, to make the most satisfying drama.

You have consumer society to thank for that.

Now, if we lived in a proper corporate tyranny* dystopia, a proper failure would see some public TV executions, riots in the street, and hackers spreading the truth.

Edit: Or a tranny utopia, for that matter.

 

[Avellion]

You pay for the age of decline by paying for crap like this, you get the age of decline (and drag everyone else along with you).

 

[imweasel]

I enjoy an MMORPG once in a while myself and decided to take TESO for a whirl.

It is pure fucking shit. And it has a console UI too, which makes it even shittier than it already is.

 

[Kem0sabe]

 

[John_Blazze]

The funny thing to me is that Zenimax could easily make a more open world MMO from the start (just an open world, not sandbox) and TES fans would probably be spazzing over it, even though it would be the same shit.
Instead they have gaming sites complaining about how much this isn't Skyrim because you get killed by a mudcrab if you wander off too far.

For fucks sake, WoW feels more open world.

 

[Akratus]

For fucks sake, WoW feels more open world.

 

[theSavant]

I enjoy an MMORPG once in a while myself and decided to take TESO for a whirl.

It is pure fucking shit. And it has a console UI too, which makes it even shittier than it already is.

I hope the shit is flushed down the toilet soon.

 

[Akratus]

The only mmo worth playing at this point (besides eve online) is ToR. Because it's not an mmo.

 

[Bubbles]

TSW is worth playing too, but for the same reason.

 

[Bubbles]

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

CAN IT BE TRUE?

FINAL BETA EVENT THIS WEEKEND

PLAY AS AN IMPERIAL AND JOIN ANY FACTION!!!!

EDIT - IT'S TRUE:

This weekend, you will have access to the items contained in the Imperial Edition and the Explorer’s Pack, plus you’ll be joined by a pet monkey while on your journey!

 

[Akratus]

I guess it's time to board the hype train guys.

 

[Angthoron]

Holy fuck a monkey.

edit:fucking tapatalk

 

[meanwhileInPoland]

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

CAN IT BE TRUE?

FINAL BETA EVENT THIS WEEKEND

PLAY AS AN IMPERIAL AND JOIN ANY FACTION!!!!

EDIT - IT'S TRUE:

This weekend, you will have access to the items contained in the Imperial Edition and the Explorer’s Pack, plus you’ll be joined by a pet monkey while on your journey!

yes, true got the same email with invitation to play as imperial. i did not even use last invitation to beta they must be in desperation mode to pull that shit off

 

[fizzelopeguss]

Not really, it's all but guaranteed to sell more CE keys.

 

[Zed]

WOW GUYS LET'S PLAY TESO AGAIN
THE SAME SHITTY CONTENT
WITH A NEW SHITTY CLASS
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY
UNLESS YOU BUY OUR SHIT

 

[Whiran]

WOW GUYS LET'S PLAY TESO AGAIN
THE SAME SHITTY CONTENT
WITH A NEW SHITTY CLASS
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY
UNLESS YOU BUY OUR SHIT

You make it sound so good with all the CAPITAL LETTERS.

#ESOHYPELIVES

 

[Bubbles]

It's a race, not a class.

 

[7/10]

PICK YOUR IMPERIAL EDITION TODAY AND JOIN ANY OF THE GAME'S NONDESCRIPT FACTIONS AS A GENERIC WHITE HUMAN FOR ONLY $100 AND $15 A MONTH!

 

[Angthoron]

SUP TESOPHILES!!!

COMING DOWN TO ESO
GONNA HAVE MYSELF A TIME

BORING QUESTING EVERYWHERE
CRAPPY LOOT WITHOUT SALVATION

GOING DOWN TO ESO
REPRESENT EMPIRE NOW

GLOWING TEXTURES DAY OR NIGHT
SHITTY STARTING BORING DUNGEON

HEADING ON TO ESO
GONNA HAVE A MONKEY NOW

 

[Servo]

I can't wait until this game comes out so I can listen to everybody bitch about how terrible it is, and how they totally saw it coming.

Seriously, why do you people keep buying games?

 

[Angthoron]

I think there was only one guy in this thread that thinks of buying this massive pile of lulz.

 

[Hoaxmetal]

He's using Skyway'ian logic of "There is a thread about a game so codex is D1P'ing it like sheeple they are".

 

[Servo]

Whatever. Hoaxmetal probably pre-ordered.

 

[bledcarrot]

I can't wait until this game comes out so I can listen to everybody bitch about how terrible it is, and how they totally saw it coming.

Seriously, why do you people keep buying games?

you don't sign up to the Codex to buy games you sign up to complain about them. and to register for the sales thread notifications so you can buy them at a price that won't shame you back in to /vr/ servitude.

 

[John_Blazze]

Or you might think "Hey! A site about RPG's! I like RPG's! I bet the people here are not racist, homophobic, mysogynistic, bathtub girl loving, jew hating transsexuals with too many issues to list at all! Let me sign up!"

I bet that's it in most cases.