Vaarna_Aarne
Notorious Internet Vandal
At first I thought there was some schizophrenic poster there, but then I realized there's like five people in that topic alone with the same goddamn Shepard pic as avatar.
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The Mass Effect 3/BioWare Thread
- Thread starter Wyrmlord
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Doubt they'll come up with "happy ending" DLC since they're clearly trying to setup the one ending as a basis for an MMO,spin off and sequel.
Andyman Messiah
Mr. Ed-ucated
I think they should sell ending cutscenes each featuring one character saying goodbye to Shepard. There must of course be eight different variations (all available for sale), depending on whether your Shepard was male, female, a follower of the dark or light side of the force or if he/she was in a romance with the character.
edit: I forgot that there need to be additional variations depending on the ending you get, whether you come out of the war with all party members alive and if you have all DLC installed.
I'd pay good money for a cutscene where Zaeed rescues Shepard from Vega's tiresome advances. He swings into the room and he's all like "hey, you fruit, real men don't dance!" and "leave my homie alone!" and kicks him out and Shepard is all like "I'm ready for another scar, Massani" and Zaeed is all like "hope you like it on your butt!" and they both laugh but even though Zaeed has this sinister laugh, it's really heartfelt and you know, as a gamer, that your character is in good hands.
edit: I forgot that there need to be additional variations depending on the ending you get, whether you come out of the war with all party members alive and if you have all DLC installed.
I'd pay good money for a cutscene where Zaeed rescues Shepard from Vega's tiresome advances. He swings into the room and he's all like "hey, you fruit, real men don't dance!" and "leave my homie alone!" and kicks him out and Shepard is all like "I'm ready for another scar, Massani" and Zaeed is all like "hope you like it on your butt!" and they both laugh but even though Zaeed has this sinister laugh, it's really heartfelt and you know, as a gamer, that your character is in good hands.
hoverdog
dog that is hovering, Wastelands Interactive
Oesophagus
Arcane
Wait, so there's no "happily ever after with waifu" ending? Oh, the biodrone butthurt will be glorious
Andyman Messiah
Mr. Ed-ucated
racofer
Thread Incliner
RepairedEDI said:
Wait, so there's no "happily ever after with waifu" ending? Oh, the biodrone butthurt will be glorious
Not only that but in the Shepard flashback sequence the new ME2 and 3 waifus/husbnandus aren't present while the ME1 ones are. Expect MAJOR butthurt over it.
Oesophagus
Arcane
WTF is Bioware playing at? I know they don't give a damn about making decent CRPGs, but such a stab in the back to the loyal minions?
racofer
Thread Incliner
Maybe the Biodevs also enjoy some butthurt, like us, and this move will satiate their thirst for years to come.
Andyman Messiah
Mr. Ed-ucated
Kz3r0
Arcane
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It's typical of abusive relationships, comes a moment that you think that your subs will took everything and anything.
Oesophagus
Arcane
Stereotypical Villain
Arcane
I wonder just exactly what kind of DLC could accompany this game... Bigger tits for the robot? No... it is far more sinister than that. You will be pitted against the TRUE masters behind the reaper conspiracy... Surebrec, and their leader... the Untouchable man.
Show the Untouchable man that nobody is truly out of the reach of Shepard. Coming in your face june 2012.
Still haven't had enough ME3 action? Return to earth and face the TRUE conspirators behind Surebrec! The Unbreakable Man. Produced by M. Night Shyblahblah.
Show the Untouchable man that nobody is truly out of the reach of Shepard. Coming in your face june 2012.
Still haven't had enough ME3 action? Return to earth and face the TRUE conspirators behind Surebrec! The Unbreakable Man. Produced by M. Night Shyblahblah.
Ion Prothon II
Liturgist
The new dark age ending, full scene.
Black
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Andyman Messiah
Mr. Ed-ucated
861129
Cipher
Achievement unlocked - 50g - Legend
Classy cinematic narratin'.
Classy cinematic narratin'.
Hellraiser
Arcane
It actually sounds good, could use more synth but it is far better than what I expected after Jack Wall left. Well the derpy dramatic no synth tracks sound bland. But it has some nice tunes to pop futuristic moles with.
Angthoron
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Commander Shep saving his crew of course. Can't leave them stranded, devoid of Shepard's sex and collar-grabbing.
Ion Prothon II
Liturgist
It must be real. It fits the game atmosphere too well to be fake
Weierstraß
Learned
So, what, is that it? Is that the Reapers' grand motivation? "We're synthetics who destroy organic life top stop synthetics from destroying organic life."
Angthoron
Arcane
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It must be real. It fits the game atmosphere too well to be fake
Scene: Normandy crash.
Quiet gust of wind and the sounds of an awakening jungle give cue to an African soundtrack. The hatch opens, revealing surviving members of the Normandy crew. Battered, tired and broken, they face the rays of the sun with a faint hope for a new beginning.
The camera reverses angle, revealing a chainsaw rape gang waiting for them. The camera reverses again, showing shock on the survivors' face. Scream of shock are heard. The music begins playing louder and louder, drowning out all the background sounds, as the scene shifts to credits.
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