The Mass Effect 3/BioWare Thread

[Oriebam]

Bro, I think you're lost.
http://www.rpgwatch.com/forums/

Who are you?

What do you want?

Information.

Information. Information.

Where am I?

In the village.

Go east

That would be telling.

I'm not a number.

I AM A BIO DRONE!

I want to be a REAPER

pls halp me

yes

NO

[perception] so you're saying no

[intelligence] no

INT CHECK FAILED
U CANNOT COMPREHEND, SO WE PUT A REAPER INTO A REAPER SO U YOU CAN COMPREHEND WHILE YOU COMPREHEND

The Mass Effect 3 Ending (Warning: Spoilers)

At the end Jesus dies for our sins

this thread is like a Prothean artefact

Bro, I think you're lost.
http://www.rpgwatch.com/forums/

Who are you?

What do you want?

Information.

Information. Information.

Where am I?

In the village.

Go east

That would be telling.

I'm not a number.

I AM A BIO DRONE!

I want to be a REAPER

pls halp me

yes

NO

[perception] so you're saying no

[intelligence] no

INT CHECK FAILED
U CANNOT COMPREHEND, SO WE PUT A REAPER INTO A REAPER SO U YOU CAN COMPREHEND WHILE YOU COMPREHEND

The Mass Effect 3 Ending (Warning: Spoilers)

At the end Jesus dies for our sins

this thread is like a Prothean artefact

Bro, I think you're lost.
http://www.rpgwatch.com/forums/

Who are you?

What do you want?

Information.

Information. Information.

Where am I?

In the village.

Go east

That would be telling.

I'm not a number.

I AM A BIO DRONE!

I want to be a REAPER

pls halp me

yes

NO

[perception] so you're saying no

[intelligence] no

INT CHECK FAILED
U CANNOT COMPREHEND, SO WE PUT A REAPER INTO A REAPER SO U YOU CAN COMPREHEND WHILE YOU COMPREHEND

The Mass Effect 3 Ending (Warning: Spoilers)

At the end Jesus dies for our sins

this thread is like a Prothean artefact

Bro, I think you're lost.
http://www.rpgwatch.com/forums/

Who are you?

What do you want?

Information.

Information. Information.

Where am I?

In the village.

Go east

That would be telling.

I'm not a number.

I AM A BIO DRONE!

I want to be a REAPER

pls halp me

yes

NO

[perception] so you're saying no

[intelligence] no

INT CHECK FAILED
U CANNOT COMPREHEND, SO WE PUT A REAPER INTO A REAPER SO U YOU CAN COMPREHEND WHILE YOU COMPREHEND

The Mass Effect 3 Ending (Warning: Spoilers)

At the end Jesus dies for our sins

this thread is like a Prothean artefact

 

[Angthoron]

Mass Effect should've ended in a Rapture.

 

[Ulminati]

It's like that thing with the spoiler tag racofer used to do.

 

[Average Manatee]

The bigger problem with the compressed time span is that humans somehow became the foremost colonizers of the galaxy in those 30ish years. Somehow slightly over 1 generation is enough to go from one planet to hundreds? Who is funding all this ridiculous expansionism? It's like going from the discovery of the Americas to having a McDonalds every 50 miles over the course of a few decades.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

That's more of a question of the costs of interstellar travel, and not really a huge issue. Things would naturally develop considerably faster than during the colonization of the Americas. A bigger issue would be that a series that tries to pass itself as hard sci-fi has easily colonizable planets around every corner. Still, a detailed how and why would be in order.

 

[Average Manatee]

The question should be why the fuck would you colonize so much? Does buying a huge colony ship and building the entire colony cost so little that middle class farmers are deciding to do it on a whim? The Americas were colonized by Colonial powers trying to extend their reach over the globe. Mass Effect's universe seems to be colonized because people were tired of living on the Earth or something. It would be different if every colony had some large reason for governmental or military backing that was the reason for it to be developed but ME just says that humans really, really like colonizing things.

 

[kazgar]

Meanwhile..

Project cupcake happened

May be more details later, its all being done here:

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/323/index/10635792&lf=8

 

[Average Manatee]

Are they trying to give Gaider and Hepler heart attacks? If so please continue.

And what the heck is with Forbes taking in interest in these things all of the sudden? Are they doing a "how to ruin a business industry" guide or something?

 

[kazgar]

And what the heck is with Forbes taking in interest in these things all of the sudden? Are they doing a "how to ruin a business industry" guide or something?

Realised every videogaming nerd on the internet clicking on articles is doing amazing things for the hit rate and advertisers?

 

[Brotherman Bill]

How the motherfucking hell did this thread reach 250 pages? When I first saw it I was like "wyrmlord thread lol wont read" and here it is...

 

[malko_sundervere]

Meanwhile..

Project cupcake happened

Not only does Bioware get tons of free money by selling the ending, but they also get free cupcakes? I want free cupcakes >: (.

How the motherfucking hell did this thread reach 250 pages? When I first saw it I was like "wyrmlord thread lol wont read" and here it is...

At this point the Wyrmlord posts are so diluted in the deluge of other posts that it's really more of a homeopathic Wyrmlord thread.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

more of a homeopathic Wyrmlord thread

due to the many orders of dilution, it should therefore come as no surprise that this is the strongest wyrmlord thread to date

 

[treave]

In response, the turians began mobilizing for full-scale war. However, after seeing the turians forced off of Shanxi, the Citadel Council realised just how well-trained, equipped and adaptable the Alliance forces were, and understood that a war between the turians and the Alliance could be devastating to the galaxy. They intervened and brokered a truce."

That still means that humans are special, seeing that a race barely taking its baby steps in space, with no prior experience with alien contact, could engage in a war that devastates a galaxy instead of having their colonies blockaded and their fleets outmanoeuvred by superior turian fleet assets.

I've nothing against humanity fuck yeah! writing, though. I do like Macross, after all.

 

[hiver]

The question should be why the fuck would you colonize so much? Does buying a huge colony ship and building the entire colony cost so little that middle class farmers are deciding to do it on a whim? The Americas were colonized by Colonial powers trying to extend their reach over the globe. Mass Effect's universe seems to be colonized because people were tired of living on the Earth or something. It would be different if every colony had some large reason for governmental or military backing that was the reason for it to be developed but ME just says that humans really, really like colonizing things.

So? Isnt the "JUST BECAUSE" the overall reason for entirety of the game? Why the fuck would anyone expect any kind of logic and reason in this crap? From any side at all...

 

[Pegultagol]

That's more of a question of the costs of interstellar travel, and not really a huge issue. Things would naturally develop considerably faster than during the colonization of the Americas. A bigger issue would be that a series that tries to pass itself as hard sci-fi has easily colonizable planets around every corner. Still, a detailed how and why would be in order.

That describes something that I'd like to see in an RPG (or rather adventure) setting, the player in a role of a spacefarer or colonizer who actually drives a spaceship with a slower paced, somewhat subdued and personal story or even a strategy game where one has to deal with specifics of terraforming with some research and economics of interstellar travel in play. In ME locations where it was purported to be colonized by humans, one can see container type residential units that one could imagine easily transported across space and quickly set up, which is perfect, since the copy paste feel can be justified. I'd also like to have seen some space variant of residential vehicles (RVs) as those could be pretty useful in that context.

 

[LoPan]

How the motherfucking hell did this thread reach 250 pages? When I first saw it I was like "wyrmlord thread lol wont read" and here it is...

I can't recall who started this thread, but I don't think it was wyrmlord. The first post as it appears now was not always the case, the thread was first called 'LOL Bioware' (goodness gracious, how many times has a LOL Bioware veteran found reason to reiterate this) and was concerned with BiowarEA removing the unsubscribe button from SW:TOR, and I believe it was also about Brazilians for a while. Bits and pieces were moved about by the codex fasci--chi paga, you ask? EA!

 

[Kz3r0]

I can't recall who started this thread, but I don't think it was wyrmlord.

Actually it was him, the original title was a reference to jersey shore or something like that.

 

[Wyrmlord]

It wasn't me.

Suchy started a thread, and it was merged with my thread.

So the thread has two starters.

 

[Oriebam]

LOL Bioware was a split from another big thread IIRC, the OP was just a regular post



the fuck's a chi paga?

 

[Ulminati]

Just 5 pages away from being longer than Best Thread Ever! You can do it, Mass Erect! I beleive in you!

 

[RRRrrr]

That describes something that I'd like to see in an RPG (or rather adventure) setting, the player in a role of a spacefarer or colonizer who actually drives a spaceship with a slower paced, somewhat subdued and personal story or even a strategy game where one has to deal with specifics of terraforming with some research and economics of interstellar travel in play. In ME locations where it was purported to be colonized by humans, one can see container type residential units that one could imagine easily transported across space and quickly set up, which is perfect, since the copy paste feel can be justified. I'd also like to have seen some space variant of residential vehicles (RVs) as those could be pretty useful in that context.

Spore

 

[Wyrmlord]

Mass Effect thread is twice as long as the TITS thread.

Therefore, space alien girls > human girls?????

 

[evdk]

Your science is flawed, there is not enough tits in this thread to make an accurate comparison.

 

[Schleichwerbung]

Your science is flawed, there is not enough tits in this thread to make an accurate comparison.

http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_...'Soni Mass_effect asari commander_shepard.jpg

http://rule34-data-001.paheal.net/_...- Liara_T'Soni Mass_effect Sumohand asari.jpg

http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_...ct Oni Tali'Zorah_nar_Rayya asari quarian.jpg

http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_...n Mass_effect Miranda_Lawson Samara asari.jpg

http://rule34-data-001.paheal.net/_...b5/565829 - Mass_effect Samara asari gmod.png

http://rule34-data-001.paheal.net/_...a_T'Soni Mass_effect Miranda_Lawson asari.jpg

http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_...497276 - Mass_effect Miranda_Lawson asari.jpg

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Therefore, space alien girls > human girls?????

Captain Kirk already proved that ages ago.