The Mass Effect 3/BioWare Thread

[Morning Star]

It's more like

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examining a cadaver.

Stillbirth, actually.

I'd rewind further to 'couldn't even get it up', actually.

Would *you* manage to get it up for...

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Hepler's Vagina?

I'd manage to get it up for an autopsy.

 

[Akratus]

Wake up Shepard!

That's from that movie source code right? That movie was shit.

 

[Angthoron]

It happens every other week with BioWare protagonists. Its either falling like a meteor or being plunged into the romance forum for 'appraisal'.

He did sex wrong and it made him sick.

 

[Necroscope]

I liked the movie because Vera Farmiga.

 

[Spectacle]

WTF is a "gameplay designer"?

It's a guy who maintains an excel sheet of weapon stats.

 

[DalekFlay]

I'd give 2 to 1 odds that the next Mass Effect is a pure shooter that doesn't even pretend to be an RPG.

 

[Valestein]

I'd give 2 to 1 odds that the next Mass Effect is a pure shooter that doesn't even pretend to be an RPG.

They came extremely close to that with ME2.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

I bet you that fat fuck who used to wear that god awful hairpiece, the pretend novelist, sobs afterwards how people just don't get his creativity, and that disgusting beast woman who works at Bio gets more internet flak for being gross and writing romance.

 

[Delterius]

I bet you that fat fuck who used to wear that god awful hairpiece

Context!

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[Major_Blackhart]

Yeah, one of the funniest looking cocksuckers I've ever seen.
How did he actually think that looked good?

 

[Delterius]

I don't remember, was this around the time the Codex started calling him a Fat Bald Bastard? No wonder he hates this website.

 

[Necroscope]

Wasn't it Fat Bald Retard?

(He said he hates the Codes?)

 

[Major_Blackhart]

I've met only one bald guy who wore a toupee.
But he wore it fucking amazingly, like a goddamn boss. You couldn't even tell it was a hair piece, it was so well done.
He'd been wearing one since he left high school, as he was bald pretty bad back then.

 

[Delterius]

See? Class comes not from fedoras, but rather tastefully made wigs.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Class comes from class. You have it or you don't.

 

[Oesophagus]

I'd give 2 to 1 odds that the next Mass Effect is a pure shooter that doesn't even pretend to be an RPG.

Which would be an improvement over a game that is neither good at being an rpg nor a shooter. Unless they make it just a shit shooter

 

[yes plz]

The next Mass Effect will create its own sub-genre: the dating sim shooter.

 

[Servo]

The next Mass Effect will create its own sub-genre: the dating sim shooter.

We already have this thing.

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Oh Gordon you're so sweet!!1 <3 ^__^

 

[Delterius]

: Been there, done that. You westerners are really behind times, aren't you?

 

[Xor]

Wasn't it Fat Bald Retard?

(He said he hates the Codes?)

He has made indirect statements about how mean we are, among other things, but never directly calling us out that I can remember. Very passive-aggressive.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Wasn't it Fat Bald Retard?

(He said he hates the Codes?)

He has made indirect statements about how mean we are, among other things, but never directly calling us out that I can remember. Very passive-aggressive.

Just like an ugly, unlovable, fat pig-woman.

 

[eremita]

Wake up Shepard!

That's from that movie source code right? That movie was shit.

You're an idiot. That movie was great.

 

[eremita]

I'd give 2 to 1 odds that the next Mass Effect is a pure shooter that doesn't even pretend to be an RPG.

Not likely. Making Ian S. Frazier a Lead Designer of the game wouldn't make much sense...

 

[ERYFKRAD]

I'd give 2 to 1 odds that the next Mass Effect is a pure shooter that doesn't even pretend to be an RPG.

Not likely. Making Ian S. Frazier a Lead Designer of the game wouldn't make much sense...

Kingdoms Empires of Amalur Mass Effect: Reckoning Accounting

 

[DalekFlay]

Not likely. Making Ian S. Frazier a Lead Designer of the game wouldn't make much sense...

I'll start being optimistic with Bioware again when Dragon Age: Inquisition turns out not shit.