S.torch
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- Joined
- Jan 4, 2019
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I hate the dialogue and voice acting and the fact that there is so much of it. Fucking relentless. Also the giant red arrows over the heads of enemies. Why are they so worried about little timmy xbox kiddie? Is having 2 other characters that shoot everything for you not already enough? Or a stop time ability with a sniper rifle. I don't even know what the uber C and X buttons do yet but I assume one makes you invincible and the other one destroys the planet. Also that area they keep showing is ugly as fuck. I am not a graphics whore, KOTC is one of my favorite games ever, but geezus, it looks like someone smeared moldy turds all over my screen.
Coooooooool so you don't even need to play the game at all! You can press one button to make your companions run up ahead, then press another button and they destroy everything and you can sit back and watch like a drooling console retard. There is a cooldown on the companion godmode though. So you have to take a handful of cheesey puffs and wait 8 seconds before sending them to slaughter the next convenient group of 5 enemies.
Also I get why they added the giant red arrows now. It is not just for the dim target audience, but also to help you see enemies because EVERYTHING IS FUCKING BROWN. The characters, the ground, the sky, the walls, scenery, the buildings, it is just a big mush of shit.
I lost my breath reading this and laughing about it! man...