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Incline The RPG Codex Chronicles Part I - Age of Decline

Giauz Ragnacock

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If anyone wants to continue amateur hour, could someone do a badass impression of Hellsing's The Major's "I like War" speech?
Just take the original one:


I meant more like the English dub talk-lika-Nazi version. Really, this was just because I tried doing the speech on vocarroo and it ended up falling apart... it's really freaking long:oops:
 

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Codex 2012 Codex 2014 Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2
Are going to put both versions in the OP?
I don't see why... root's version is the "official" one, I released Roxor's one to make up for all his helpfull-ness and bro-ness...

"MCA RTFM" -- i think my favorite part so far
So glad someone noticed. :P

Looking forward to part 2.
That one might take a bit more, as I edited the prologue & part I at the same time, but have absoloutly nothing for "Part II; Age of Incline". I'm open for ideas, btw. :)

Don't rush inspiration, as for ideas the recent incline has had a lot of dramatic twists (thinking of Kickstarter drama news post), to say nothing of the possibility of many of these games being bad. I would call it 'The Trial of False Gods', as Codexers viciously turn on each other to determine prophet from pretender.
 
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From what little I know about Warhammer 40k, wouldn't the codex be like the Eldar? An ancient race that has watched everything turn to shit and sees the inevitability of it all?

Of course then we'd be gay space elves, so maybe it doesn't work.

The eldar had so much fun that a god manifested itself out of it, so they're pretty much the opposite of the Codex.

The orks seem to possess some sort of aspergian superpowers, so there's that
 
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Codex can't be Orks because they actually get shit done, the Codex just sits around and complain.
 
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That video was amazing. I really wish my brofisting privileges from my multiple pledges would be instated so I could fist the hell out of it.

Let's not get bogged down in details - Spess mahreens, Chaos and Orks are all incline. I vote for the Tau as the decline - clean, yet boring visuals and a tolerant pluralistic society? Sounds biowarian to me.
 
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They're tolerant only as long as you can accept their philosophy and have a very rigid caste system. Sounds like the codex too. You're accepted here and free to give your opinion but if it deviates too much from the hivemind people will use your join date to invalidate your post.
 

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The days have been interesting on the cRPG front, I got many ideas for Part 3 now. Should be done this week. ;)
Desperate brofist harvesting. I'm on to you!
I blame YOU, 150 brofists behind me and closing up! Infinitron is staff member/jew/brofist farmer that I can easily dismiss, but you.... TO YOU I MUST REACT!

(besides, Chaos Chronicles DRAMA and Shadowrun Returns gave me some ideas...)
 

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@Colin, yours is the coolest and the one that gave me most trouble so far, please don't let us down! :P

(Sawyer is hilarious, but I'll leave that one for the full video)
 

felipepepe

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Sorry, a wild paying job suddenly appears and taunts me... since I need to pay rent and shit, it was super-effective and I became distracted, hurting myself in confusion.

And honestly, I'm a bit sad with Wasteland 2 ATM... :( but it's coming, soon. Before Grimoire, hopefully.
 

DragoFireheart

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Sorry, a wild paying job suddenly appears and taunts me... since I need to pay rent and shit, it was super-effective and I became distracted, hurting myself in confusion.

Nothing wrong with that as long as no one was seriously harmed in your profit making.
 

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Codex 2012 Serpent in the Staglands Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
Sorry, a wild paying job suddenly appears and taunts me... since I need to pay rent and shit, it was super-effective and I became distracted, hurting myself in confusion.

And honestly, I'm a bit sad with Wasteland 2 ATM... :( but it's coming, soon. Before Grimoire, hopefully.
Some time between Thursday and Grimwah.
 

felipepepe

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Sorry, a wild paying job suddenly appears and taunts me... since I need to pay rent and shit, it was super-effective and I became distracted, hurting myself in confusion.
Nothing wrong with that as long as no one was seriously harmed in your profit making.
Since it's advertisement work, usually my moral shifts towards Evil... and possibly many people over Brazil will waste their money on something they now want, but don't need... :(
 

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Codex 2013 Codex 2014 PC RPG Website of the Year, 2015 Serpent in the Staglands Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Codex USB, 2014 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
Requesting replacement of Incline tag with Vapourware.
 

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