Speaking of Steam sales being excellent, FUCKING GOONS MAN. Going to just post this chat log because I'm pissed off after reading this blog post and this will do. TLDR summary: Recettear sells 100,000 copies and earns enough money for their company to have over a year's worth of salaries for all employees if they earn 0 dollars in 2011, but the guy bitches about it being on a Steam sale.
http://www.carpefulgur.com/drakblog/?p=9 The blog post that made me rage
1:04 AM - Multi-headed Cow: Goony goon goons sold 100,000 copies of Recettear.
1:07 AM - Multi-headed Cow: Ahahaha
1:07 AM - Multi-headed Cow: Goony goon goons complaining about the Steam sales now.
1:09 AM - Multi-headed Cow: I like how he's talking about "Yeah well we aren't rolling in dough but it covers our salaries so we're breaking even" right after saying "HOLY FUCK RECETTEAR IS SELLING MORE THAN WE EVER DREAMED IT WOULD"
1:10 AM - Multi-headed Cow: Apparently they went into this planning on losing money or they are trying to downplay their success so they can keep goony goon cred to get sales.
1:12 AM - A bro: USING CLAYMORES ON A NO CLAYMORE SERVER SUCK IT GAY NIGGER ADMINS
1:12 AM - Multi-headed Cow: Fuck I am getting worked into a froth reading this post
1:12 AM - Multi-headed Cow: What A Hundred Thousand Copies DOES Mean:
- It means Carpe Fulgur is very secure moving into the coming year. Even if sales of Recettear were to come to a literal dead stop today, and we released nothing in the coming year, we’d still have enough money on hand to pay everyone their salaries, even after tax, with some left over.
1:13 AM - Multi-headed Cow: Guy just bitches about how a lot of those 100,000 copies sold were during Steam sale
1:13 AM - A bro: kill goons
1:13 AM - Multi-headed Cow: THEN HE SAYS THEY HAVE A YEAR'S WORTH OF SALARY IN THE BANK
1:13 AM - Multi-headed Cow: IF THEY EARN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
1:13 AM - Multi-headed Cow: OVER A YEAR OF SALARY FOR THEIR TEAM
1:14 AM - Multi-headed Cow: If you're a starving independant company and this is your first work I'd say THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING FANTASTIC
1:14 AM - Multi-headed Cow: FUCKING
1:14 AM - Multi-headed Cow: GOONS
1:14 AM - Multi-headed Cow: UNGH
1:14 AM - Multi-headed Cow: UNGH
1:14 AM - Multi-headed Cow: BRO
1:14 AM - Multi-headed Cow: HELP
1:14 AM - A bro: YOU ARE KICKED FOR USING A CLAYMORE
1:15 AM - A bro: goons are stupid
1:15 AM - A bro: durp
1:15 AM - Multi-headed Cow: "It means the CF crew can get out and about a bit. I’ve already mentioned the fact that I’ll be attending the 2011 Game Developer’s Conference regardless of what happens to Recettear in the IGF. That’s just the start; Robin attended Comiket 79 this past week to meet up with a lot of developers in Japan and we already have plans for him to attend Comiket 80, as well. Beyond that I’d like for us to make an additional con appearance or two; I’d really like to be at PAX Prime 2011, for example. We’ll be doing what we can to make this happen."
1:15 AM - Multi-headed Cow: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1:16 AM - A bro: yo we're travellin the world but we're so broke please buy our game
1:16 AM - Multi-headed Cow: DISINGENUOUS GOON SHITS
1:16 AM - Multi-headed Cow: I HOPE GABEN SMITES THEM