The Witcher 3 GOTY Edition

[The Wall]

You're all globalist scum, treasonous faggots who sold out their nations for the low price of feeling smug online or for couple million dollars.

I have to make fuck schedule in order to satisfy as many fair maidens as possible.

So you have std's while Lord Potato has $2,000,000. Possibly the worst own I've ever seen.

No STDs. There's protection. I'm saving my first raw dogging for my Polish wife. No, her name is not Lord Potato, though it may look so to bystanders

So I've got 2mil in bank AND fucked double decker bus full of women. With 0 STDs (Njegoš and Al Capone installed in me dread towards STDs since my childhood). What now Zelensky's ugly bitcheZ?

Cool story bro
1 Serbian Dinar equals 0.0085 Euro
Kek

It's in $$$. I'm local old money. Something you would've picked up on have you been diligant fangirl of my righteous rants, like Princess Potato should be by now

 

[Maxie]

There are Z E R O non-faggots with ukranian flag on this forum. Literally

I can't even fathom playing this with Polish voice-over.

I like the sound of it. Gf turns to Polish in bed automatically, although she's been living in Serbia since 3 years old, speaks fluent Serbian with appropriate regional accent. It is lovely sounding language, as soon as your ears get used to it. Elvish almost. Sweet mixture of alien and familiar. HIGHLY BIASED AND COMPROMISED thou

I don't have sex therefore I'm not a faggot
check mate (mald)

 

[markec]

I can't even fathom playing this with Polish voice-over.

Played and finished all three Witcher games with Polish voice-overs, thought the voices were great and far better then English ones.

 

[The Wall]

I can't even fathom playing this with Polish voice-over.

Played and finished all three Witcher games with Polish voice-overs, thought the voices were great and far better then English ones.

Agreed

 

[Ryzer]

I can't even fathom playing this with Polish voice-over.

Played and finished all three Witcher games with Polish voice-overs, thought the voices were great and far better then English ones.

Disagree, Witcher 2 voice over is great with a thick englo accent.

 

[Skinwalker]

I can't even fathom playing this with Polish voice-over.

Played and finished all three Witcher games with Polish voice-overs, thought the voices were great and far better then English ones.

Agreed

Spot the inferior races. ^

 

[Silverfish]

No STDs. There's protection. I'm saving my first raw dogging for my Polish wife. No, her name is not Lord Potato, though it may look so to bystanders

Princess Potato

Admittedly, I don't know Lord Potato all that well, but I don't think he's pinkpilled and it seems likely that your warbride fantasy will go unfulfilled.

 

[Storyfag]

No STDs. There's protection. I'm saving my first raw dogging for my Polish wife. No, her name is not Lord Potato, though it may look so to bystanders

Princess Potato

Admittedly, I don't know Lord Potato all that well, but I don't think he's pinkpilled and it seems likely that your warbride fantasy will go unfulfilled.

We could send him Maxie in drag. He already has a handful of KKKodexian admirers.

 

[Gahbreeil]

What is this thread abou...

 

[Haplo]

What is this thread abou...

Apparently about your misinterpretation who was eating breakfest and who was groping an underage girl in the witcher book.

 

[Gahbreeil]

What is this thread abou...

Apparently about your misinterpretation who was eating breakfest and who was groping an underage girl in the witcher book.

MISINTERPRETATION?! No wonder. What is breakfest about? Any bands play there?

 

[Lord_Potato]

Please, not this shit again. Let's contain Gahbreeil's failure at reading comprehension in a separate thread.

There is a reason it currently resides in Retardo Land.

 

[Arthandas]

What's the best Gwent mod? I wanted to go with Gwent Redux as it seems the most popular, but many comments say it's completely unbalanced and you can make a very powerful deck very early, and then steamroll everything.

 

[Infinitron]

 

[yes plz]

Is the Enhanced Edition Redux mod worth the hassle? I wanted to play a modded TW3 and was going to use EE Redux but it seems to conflict with almost every other mod I'm interested in, making script merging a headache.

 

[Jinn]

Is the Enhanced Edition Redux mod worth the hassle? I wanted to play a modded TW3 and was going to use EE Redux but it seems to conflict with almost every other mod I'm interested in, making script merging a headache.

Check out Ghost Mode instead.

 

[Infinitron]

Celebrate 10 years of killing monsters and forging unforgettable memories!

It's been a decade since players first stepped into Geralt's boots and began their search for Ciri — discovering all the choices, adventures, and stories that followed.

Thank you for walking this Path with us. You made The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt the legendary journey it is today.

 

[HoboForEternity]

Fuck, i am old

 

[Frozen]

For 10y of the Witcher games they made a new cinematic, here nothing. Super lazy to generate fake hype.

 

[Infinitron]

 

[GloomFrost]

Witcher 1 is still the best CDPR game.

 

[Zboj Lamignat]

Probably. And it's p bad.

 

[Gerrard]

Should've had the W1 remake ready for surprise release.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

Should've had the W1 remake ready for surprise release.

There remains 7 months for CDPR to release a Witcher remaster in the same year as the remaster of Oblivion.

 

[Salem]

10 years already to an incredible experience (and amazing characters). Here's to many more health years to the future of Witcher Games!

I am a Witcher 1 enjoyer as well! Some of those locations were insanely atmospheric, and it's a shame not many people fully got far enough mastering the controls to see there was a lot of cool and great stuff behind it. I just hope the Remake is faithful in many ways, but I do see the combat changing for sure. Not going to think much until we finally see it in action.