The Witcher 3 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Stainless Veteran]

Calling all gay men! Calling all straight women!

How do you rate Geralt?

8/10
Pros
+ Immune to diseases (in quasi-medieval setting with plagues and pox is a huge bonus, not to mention Geralt's promiscuity)
+ Superhuman-tier fighter
+ Fit ("Башка белая, но живот плоский, словно у парнишки, — видать, труд ему друг, а не солонина с пивом...")
+ Long white hair
+ Honest to a fault
+ Vibrates (sorceresses-exclusive, sadly)

Cons
- Mommy issues (which he kinda wants to fuck away with various sorceresses, but to no avail)
- Honest to a fault
- Fucks anything remotely female, attractive and/or magical
- Moody

Also Triss > Everyone > Yennefer.

 

[DeepOcean]

Also Triss > Everyone > Yennefer.

Hey! Everyone > Yennefer? Yennefer look like my girlfriend you cunt!

Spoiler

I'm a shameless liar.

 

[Branm]

Will leech and demo before i give them a dime...

 

[Gerrard]

Triss is a bitch who's been using you throughout the games. How beta are you?

 

[Deleted member 7219]

Triss is a bitch who's been using you throughout the games. How beta are you?

All women use men.

 

[Parsifarka]

Triss is a bitch who's been using you throughout the games. How beta are you?

THIS.

Philippa, pls. She uses and despises you, but is honest about it. And has more balls than all the other NPCs together.

 

[Stainless Veteran]

Triss is a bitch who's been using you throughout the games. How beta are you?

Somebody haven't read the books it seems. Yenn used Geralt countless times, also cheated on him multiple times and generally was being a bitch through almost all novels, softening only near the end. Triss has nothing on her. Then again, all sorceresses are manipulative bitches in the books, so there's that.

 

[Gerrard]

Triss has nothing on her.

Indeed.

 

[Echo Mirage]

Things must be bad. IGN is currently doing PR live on Youtube for the PC version.

 

[PhantasmaNL]

They are using a controller

 

[Metro]

Will leech and demo before i give them a dime...

 

[Tytus]

Witcher 3 Q&A. Their standard response to many questions is - Geralt is a master swordsman. MicoSelva

 

[Ulminati]

Things must be bad. IGN is currently doing PR live on Youtube for the PC version.

Looks like an uglier, more railroaded version of Skyrim where ou can't make your own character.

 

[Tytus]

Things must be bad. IGN is currently doing PR live on Youtube for the PC version.

Looks like an uglier, more railroaded version of Skyrim where ou can't make your own character.

And has a lesser amount of dragons!

 

[Haba]

But you can have sex in it. SEX!

 

[Ulminati]

But you can have sex in it. SEX!

I'm sure if you ask around, you can get directions to some very elaborate sex mods for skyrim.

 

[meanwhileInPoland]

i know this shit is old but that toothless faggot always cracks me up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Haba]

But you can have sex in it. SEX!

I'm sure if you ask around, you can get directions to some very elaborate sex mods for skyrim.

I cant afford to buy them.

 

[MasPingon]

This closed gate to Oxenfurt reminded me of Gothic 2 "find your way to the city" quest. And then this happened(1:15-1:35)



Truly amazing, CDPR.

 

[MicoSelva]

Witcher 3 Q&A. Their standard response to many questions is - Geralt is a master swordsman. MicoSelva

This is quite an old interview, that Russian Youtube channel must have been doing some hype archeology.

But yeah, Geralt is a level 1 superhuman master swordsman who has regained his memory TWICE already but still needs to re-learn how to deflect arrows, even though he had this skill since the earliest short stories.

EDIT: typos

 

[Gerrard]

Witcher 3 Q&A. Their standard response to many questions is - Geralt is a master swordsman. MicoSelva

This is quite an old interview, that Russian Youtube channel must have been doing some hype archeology.

But yeh, Geralt is a level 1 superhuman master swordsman who has regained his memory TWICE already but still needs to re-learn how to deflect arrows, even though he had this skills since the earliest short stories.

We need one of these with CDPR devs.

 

[Zep Zepo]

Ciri cosplay

http://imgur.com/a/w7Q71#0

Zep--

 

[SymbolicFrank]

So, is there anything that shows that Witcher 3 on the PC is more than a port of the XBone version for ADHD teenagers?

 

[vonAchdorf]

They are using a controller

Of course they do, MKB has been confirmed shit already. Comtroller is shit too in the menus though.

 

[Orma]

Triss is a bitch who's been using you throughout the games. How beta are you?

fuck triss, i miss shani