The Witcher 3 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Old Hans]

Hans Talhoffer medieval combat manual: SPIN AROUND ALL THE TIME AND DO FLIPS

 

[meanwhileInPoland]

I think CDProjekt took Sapkowskis novels with witcher doing "piruettes" in the middle of a fight too literally

 

[Anthedon]

If it's anything like Skyrim the horse will do half the fighting.

 

[Gerrard]

 

[TedNugent]

Fucking god damn skyrim
Fucking god damn console

 

[Night Goat]

Trailer done by Digic Pictures. Same guys from the previous one with the Griffin. Amazing Hungarians

At least we have something to be proud of. :/

Hey, your country has also produced some great porn stars.

 

[Metro]

Doesn't look any better than Witcher 2 (which I paid $7.50ish for). If the combat in this game is just as bad I won't be paying more than $5 for it. Shit is all hype. It's become one of 'those games' you simply 'must play' if you're a kewl d00d hipster. Then people praise it but they don't know why. Witcher 4 incoming in three or four years... maybe the graphics will be as good as the Witcher 3 promo shots.

 

[Keppo]

Turns out CD Projekt pulled Alpha Protocol's Patrick K Mills off of Cyberpunk to help out with their magnum opus Witcher 3. You know what that means. Quote tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime.

Is this legit "interview" with him ? Source? :>

 

[Magellan]

I think the game feels like Ultima 7 in a lot of ways, actually. Mostly in the exploration gameplay.

I hope that's true!

 

[Metro]

Coincidentally both games have awful combat.

 

[Disgruntled]

Been keeping an eye on the hubbub. Console targeted trash confirmed. I was already put off by the videos and now their backhanded dealings have sealed it for me as a no-buy.
Hope the next sequel is console exclusive so I dont have to see this shit hyped to oblivion as some PC flagship game.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Funny how the codex loves to pretend it's all about the C&C, but when push comes to shove they are the WORST graphics whores.


For me it's actually a plus. Maybe the game will still run on my outdated rig...

 

[DeepOcean]

I dunno why people are so excited for what is just Witcha 2 but bigger, guess there are alot of disenfranchised bethesda fans and potato nationalists. My experience of Witcha 2 was that the graphix were cool, non retarded medieval fantasy art was nice, the tits too and I kinda like the potato dialog writing, at least it's better than Make me sleep for Eternity, some characters even were charismatic and I cared about them what, for videogame standards, was a good potato achievement but every time I saw an enemy... I wished I had a clone to play that thing while I took a coffe break and the talking started again.

Will wait and let the hysteria pass to see if the combat is as shitty as Witcha 2 (fooled me once, won't do twice CDPR.), if the quests are just follow the red footsteps road with plenty of "click here for cinematic time" as I fear and the character progression consisting of "doing the same shit since the beginning over and over but better."

 

[Joni Odin von Hassenstein]

The German Gamestar-review (general tone: very positive) noted character progress as one of the very few real disappointments of the game. They say it's meaningless and only "15% more this" vs. "10% more that" stuff.

 

[Alienman]

Pc Ultra settings.

Even playing with mouse and keyboard. I think anyway.

 

[TNOchan]

Even playing with mouse and keyboard. I think anyway.

Clearly a cumtroller, he even got mouse pointer stuck in the middle of the screen like in some Dark Souls without DSfix

 

[Alienman]

Yeah you are right hehe

 

[Paul_cz]

The German Gamestar-review (general tone: very positive) noted character progress as one of the very few real disappointments of the game. They say it's meaningless and only "15% more this" vs. "10% more that" stuff.

I dont speak nazi what else do they say?

 

[Karwelas]

Pc Ultra settings.

Even playing with mouse and keyboard. I think anyway.

Wow, it don't look that bad after all. People try to hard sometimes. Now only delete rolls, make spins and stronger attacks drain stamina and delete 'Witcher Ea- eyes'.

 

[Cadmus]

the game looks pretty good. I haven't watched any streams or anything but from the little glimpse I've had I'm more worried about the difficulty thus the importance of the alchemy and spells. I gotta check the requirements to see if I can try to play it.
guys I dont understand shit about the requirements, it's all like XENON ABYTHRON 3,6 GHz quadro core..

Can my PC run this shit?

Inter Core2 Quad CPU Q6600 @2,40 GHz 2,4GHz
4 GB RAM
GeForce 8800 GT

I don't even understand what that CPU shit means, like is it 2 processors or a processor with 2 cores or what the fuck

 

[Naraya]

Is there any way to disable this "x Brofists this." crap from being displayed? It's getting on my nerves.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

the game looks pretty good. I haven't watched any streams or anything but from the little glimpse I've had I'm more worried about the difficulty thus the importance of the alchemy and spells. I gotta check the requirements to see if I can try to play it.
guys I dont understand shit about the requirements, it's all like XENON ABYTHRON 3,6 GHz quadro core..

Can my PC run this shit?

Inter Core2 Quad CPU Q6600 @2,40 GHz 2,4GHz
4 GB RAM
GeForce 8800 GT

I don't even understand what that CPU shit means, like is it 2 processors or a processor with 2 cores or what the fuck

 

[J_C]

Is there any way to disable this "x Brofists this." crap from being displayed? It's getting on my nerves.

http://rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?account/alert-preferences Untick brofist alert.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Is there any way to disable this "x Brofists this." crap from being displayed? It's getting on my nerves.

Put me on ignore.

 

[Metro]

the game looks pretty good. I haven't watched any streams or anything but from the little glimpse I've had I'm more worried about the difficulty thus the importance of the alchemy and spells. I gotta check the requirements to see if I can try to play it.
guys I dont understand shit about the requirements, it's all like XENON ABYTHRON 3,6 GHz quadro core..

Can my PC run this shit?

Inter Core2 Quad CPU Q6600 @2,40 GHz 2,4GHz
4 GB RAM
GeForce 8800 GT

I don't even understand what that CPU shit means, like is it 2 processors or a processor with 2 cores or what the fuck

It means your computer is antiquated. Time for a new one. That GPU ain't running anything modern these days at over 5 fps on low settings.