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Things you are looking foward to, in Oblivion.

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Balor said:
PC Users > God > Everything Else > Nothing > Xbox users
Gold!
I'd but God just before Xbox users, but I'm biased.


Nah, that's the correct order and I should know what with being a brain-dead xbox user.

Which is obviously correct, considering its a sweeping generalization of my psychological state made by PC users everywhere, which everyone knows are far superior to anyone who doesn't have the intellect to use a keyboard and mouse simultaneously *goes back to salivating all over a controller* " I shot du' baddy person reeeeel gud huhuhu".
 

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Ghost At The Feast said:
Balor said:
PC Users > God > Everything Else > Nothing > Xbox users
Gold!
I'd but God just before Xbox users, but I'm biased.


Nah, that's the correct order and I should know what with being a brain-dead xbox user.

Which is obviously correct, considering its a sweeping generalization of my psychological state made by PC users everywhere, which everyone knows are far superior to anyone who doesn't have the intellect to use a keyboard and mouse simultaneously *goes back to salivating all over a controller* " I shot du' baddy person reeeeel gud huhuhu".
Just one comment- I'd make it PC Users><b>Nietzsche</b>>God. Mmm, blasphemy is delicious.
 

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Section8 said:
It's more likely than him being an Apple user. After all, the acceptance of Apple leads to all sorts of sin.
Pshh...God uses the Divine Mainframe, powered by exactly 555 Jehovahwatts.
 

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I'm looking forward to burning the disc along with effigies of Todd and Ken. Burn bitches, BURN!

Muahahahaha!
 

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Twinfalls said:
yipsl said:
I have seen genuinely funny stuff here. Nothing in your rant about Bethsoft, Oblivion or attempts to insult me --failed your skill role by the way :lol:

At no stage have I ever laid claim to being funny here. I don't do funny. I do bitter and paranoid.

See my comment earlier in this thread. Critics of Oblivion here are plainly not 'mirror opposites of fanboys'.

You do bitter and paranoid well. Do you miss taking medication to achieve that effect or do you take "medication" to achieve that effect? :P

My whole "can dish it out but not take it" stands. I mostly like the Codex, and share most of the criticisms of Oblivion and think that Bethsoft deserves some serious satire. Yet, I think how that criticism is phrased makes a difference between "bitter and paranoid" fan that they'll ignore and long term fan of the series that they might take seriously.

I've made it clear on the official site that I'm getting Redwoodtreesprite her copy for modding and that I'm not getting a copy for my PC until I see how it plays and how the game is finished with mods and expansions. That's not the same as not buying the game outright, but it does make a difference when a fan buys more than one copy.

Ideally, I want to be able to play on my PC while redwoodtreesprite mods and playtests on hers. As is, I'll wait till the Holidays mod is out before I even consider playing it on her PC after she's asleep. Considering we own two GOTY sets for Morrowind plus the original game and expansions, we are the type of fans they should take seriously as customers.

We'll be with the series longer than the usual console fanboy who will flit to another game that they think is cooler than Oblivion. In the long term, PC sales due to the CS outstrip console sales, even if the console sales are larger initially.

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Tarnarious said:
Setting makes a huge difference in roleplaying.
Really? I played crappy role-playing games in good settings (Lionheart, KOTOR) and good role-playing games in crappy settings (Bloodlines, Dungeon Master).

A good setting is a plus, but no more than that.

Good comment. I consider Oblivion's setting to be a plus, but it doesn't bump the game up much higher in my book. Here's how I rated the TES games on the official boards:

Arena 9 out of 10
Daggerfall 9 out of 10
Morrowind 6 out of 10
Oblivion a tentative 7 out of 10.

They're returning some traditional TES features while taking away other traditional TES features. I'll judge the combat when I play it, but dice rolls or not, they'd have been better off not using Morrowind's direction plus mouse click system and going back to Daggerfall's mouse movement controlled combat system for the PC.

The one RPG I'd rate a 10 out of 10 would be Betrayal at Krondor. I'd rate Might and Magic VII an 8 out of 10 and Baldur's Gate a 7 out of 10. So, Oblivion will be that odd mix of RPG and action that the devs seem to prefer over their prior achievement of heavy RPG with some action.

Are these devs insecure that they can't acknowledge what Daggerfall did right? Did they grow up on console games and not PCs because their Dads only used Macs? What's the story with these people? You'd think that Todd would be old school enough to make a difference, he's been around Bethsoft since the days of Arena.
 

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yipsl said:
I'm superior to you because I buy multiple copies of the same game and I know everything about the Elder Scrolls. It is my life. Bow before my superiority, children.
 

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Chefe said:
yipsl said:
I'm superior to you because I buy multiple copies of the same game and I know everything about the Elder Scrolls. It is my life. Bow before my superiority, children.

:lol: No, nothing about superiority. Saner perhaps, but not superior. I really don't feel superior to anyone. I do try to get my opinions off without rancour and if I feel the need to insult anyone, I try to do it in as civilized and literary a way as possible. Language like Twinfalls I can hear on the local bus all the time.

Let's compare Twinfall's following comments to your's:

Twinfalls said:
Look you ageing LARP tragic, there's no need to get all sanctimonious just because you haven't had a boner since the early 70s. You say there's nothing witty, sardonic or satirical here, it's all just 'dirty or unfunny'. What rubbish.

Bitter and paranoid indeed, but I wasn't insulted by it, nor was I amused. It went in my one aging ear and out the other. Your parody of my quote, on the other hand, was rather funny. It was good satire.

See guys, satire works and parody works. Bringing sad porn fetish into RPG discussions does not work. Me, I'm all for eroticism and all against porn. The difference is you can have eroticism in a relationship but you have to pay for porn. Paying for what comes naturally is not a path I've ever had to take.
 

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Yipsl. I'll try to be clear. I was not trying to be 'satirical' or amusing. I was making a point by stating obvious truths.

You are an ageing LARP tragic. This is not satire. This is observation. You are also a patronising bore. Who honestly cares what redwoodtreefrog is doing with your extra copies of Oblivion? Why do you keep repeating this type of redundant (and somewhat nauseating) information in every second post you make?

Your comments that the Codex is a 'mirror opposite' of the fanboys at the TES, and that posters here should get back into some 'middle ground', is what I am disputing. I made that clear some posts back. It's not something I take personally, even though it's a quasi-political issue (that dissent and critical argument should be watered down) I may get passionate about. Your reduction of this into the merely personal is a clear dodging of the point. Go back and read my statements in full instead of taking bits out of context.

I'm very happy if you're getting giggles out of Chefe's and other's humourous material. But you ought to take some responsibility for sweeping statements you post up here and be prepared to argue the issue if you are to be taken seriously.

By the way, I'm not the porno commenter, that was Saint.
 

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Twinfalls said:
You are an ageing LARP tragic. This is not satire. This is observation. You are also a patronising bore. Who honestly cares what redwoodtreefrog is doing with your extra copies of Oblivion? Why do you keep repeating this type of redundant information in every second post you make?

Because we all know who redwoodtreesprite is and we all want to know what redwoodtreesprite is doing. It's old LARPer love. I wonder if instead of "honey", or her name, he calls her redwoodtreesprite at home.

Edit: This was posted in the Elder Scrolls forums a while back. It's a picture of Yipsl and redwoodwhocares in their younger years.

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And their kid:
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Don't spoil my fun. I was off helping hungry kids in Africa. I taught them how to catch bugs for food.
 

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Twinfalls said:
We saw the real Yipsl and family in another thread while you were 'away'.
Looks like I missed that.
But I did a bit of a search and found the relevant thread - alas, the links were dead (apart from kiddie photos).

I read some of the thread, though, and it made me feel a little weird :?
(That's all I'll say, lest I sound judgemental)
 

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Shagnak said:
http://www.rpgcodex.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=175331#175331
During the xmas period when I was occasionally away.

Yipsl gets all open about mrs sprite and their relationship and obsessions.
Starts weird, gets weirder.

Guess I shouldn't be judgemental. Takes all sorts.
When I saw those pics, I think I died a little bit inside. Also, some eye bleach will be appreciated.
 

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Shagnak said:
http://www.rpgcodex.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=175331#175331
During the xmas period when I was occasionally away.

Yipsl gets all open about mrs sprite and their relationship and obsessions.
Starts weird, gets weirder.

Guess I shouldn't be judgemental. Takes all sorts.

That was... strange.
 

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ha ha! you people have been arguing with a LARP fag.

The complete fagginess of LARPING is so overpowering that rogering every female orifice on the planet still won't get you to bisexual. Even the most devout ass bandits are homophobic around LARP'ers.

Besides, everyone needs porn. Even porn stars need to watch porn to keep up on the latest "spitting into a gaping ass" and other degradation techniques.
 

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obediah said:
ha ha! you people have been arguing with a LARP fag.

The complete fagginess of LARPING is so overpowering that rogering every female orifice on the planet still won't get you to bisexual. Even the most devout ass bandits are homophobic around LARP'ers.

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