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shihonage

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Comprehensive analysis of this thread lead me to conclude that Melissan is a girlfriend of someone on Bethesda development team.

Feeling strongly about things you don't understand is a very Todd Howard thing to do.

EDIT: Prosper, put your pants back on.
 

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TheUnFlickable said:
as i was sitting at the dinner table. but at lunch time. i thought, with my legs crossed and majestic insight, why wouldn't a true female message me by now/

the power of prosper, plus your sex could mean we both turn into powerful beings. if you are a girl, why not/

don't worry in my state we can't have basements because they would fill with water before they could be dug.

i live on the first level of my house as well as the kitchen.

Where is:

You could take the kitchen. - line at the end, so disappointing. :x
 

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Xi said:
Such a good troll ;P

Indeed. Strong thread, I approve of it. Now that we can't have VD anymore, I guess this is the best codex can do. I mean at this point I don't even care if it's troll or not, the entertainment value is the same. The thing is, if it wasn't a troll, the fact that codex is so much entrenched into its antics at this point makes dialog with any exterior agent almost unintelligible. This is Great Success for anti-codex forces such as myself (you thought I was a bro : I am not), and the true sign of the Decline, which is only understood by one who has one feet in Codex, and one feet out of it. Codex is a cesspool, and a joke that can't even see beyond its own limits. Mission accomplished

:thumbsup:
:yeah:
 

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Melissan said:
You want me to stop saying that I'm girl? Stop treating me like one! That's all I'm asking for.

And how is that supposed to help? Seriously why even mention your gender what does it have to do with RPGs?
 

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DragoFireheart said:
Edit: I'm still waiting for that porn of you getting fucked by two dudes you filthy little whore.

What in the fuck does this have to do with anything. You are one fucking sicko...
 

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Melissan said:
Why? I'm not writing an essey here and I don't see other people doing that either but I see them posting stupid emotes and pictures. Why should I be the one to always explain myself?
Becuase you're new and don't have established reputation.

Though technically being troll/alt account *does* make you exempt.
:thumbsup:
Gord said:
DraQ said:
Xi said:
Gord said:
ITT:

Guys that still live in their parents basement finaly can vent their anger and frustration about girls.

:lol:

Actually, this website has a lot of professionals and degree holding posters. More so than your average forum. The basement thing probably makes less sense when you realize this.
That's called projection, I think.

And of all things one of the psychology majors had to read this...
:lol:

Projection again?
:P
 

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Pure fucking comedy gold. We should be proud that we get to participate in these "epic" happenings. I, for one, believe Melissan hasn't received her customary dose of tubgirl welcomes to fully appreciate her codex initiation. Carthagenum tubgirldam est.
 

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CappenVarra said:
Pure fucking comedy gold. We should be proud that we get to participate in these "epic" happenings. I, for one, believe Melissan hasn't received her customary dose of tubgirl welcomes to fully appreciate her codex initiation. Carthagenum tubgirldam est.

I say Goatsee is the best option.
 

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DragoFireheart said:
Melissan said:
You want me to stop saying that I'm girl? Stop treating me like one! That's all I'm asking for.

Fuck no. You love the attention like any other woman. If that were false, you would have made no mention of your gender.

Now post some sexy pics of yourself and get over the denial.

Can you take your shit posts and go elsewhere, this isn't GD.
 

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It will be fun watching the rage, gnashing-of-teeth, and general faggotry reach critical mass this summer and fall.

michael-jackson-eating-popcorn.gif
 

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Jaesun said:
DragoFireheart said:
Melissan said:
You want me to stop saying that I'm girl? Stop treating me like one! That's all I'm asking for.

Fuck no. You love the attention like any other woman. If that were false, you would have made no mention of your gender.

Now post some sexy pics of yourself and get over the denial.

Can you take your shit posts and go elsewhere, this isn't GD.
Thanks for standing up for me, Jason.

:love:
 

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Melissan said:
Jaesun said:
DragoFireheart said:
Melissan said:
You want me to stop saying that I'm girl? Stop treating me like one! That's all I'm asking for.

Fuck no. You love the attention like any other woman. If that were false, you would have made no mention of your gender.

Now post some sexy pics of yourself and get over the denial.

Can you take your shit posts and go elsewhere, this isn't GD.
Thanks for standing up for me, Jason.

:love:

Yeeeaaahh...

lumbergh_bobs.jpg
 

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Admiral jimbob said:
The fact of the matter is, as tiresome as the alt assumptions are - and they're fucking boring to see as well as be subjected to - they come with good reason. There's really no easy way to disperse them, given that one of Bryce's alts did a full Let's Play of an obscure game purely to build himself up as a legitimate account. I'm afraid it just takes time.

Which one?
 
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Nael said:
Melissan said:
Jaesun said:
DragoFireheart said:
Melissan said:
You want me to stop saying that I'm girl? Stop treating me like one! That's all I'm asking for.

Fuck no. You love the attention like any other woman. If that were false, you would have made no mention of your gender.

Now post some sexy pics of yourself and get over the denial.

Can you take your shit posts and go elsewhere, this isn't GD.
Thanks for standing up for me, Jason.

:love:

Yeeeaaahh...

lumbergh_bobs.jpg

Moustache_Fat_Troll_Woman.jpg
 

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Gosh, the last time I was so well entertained by the Codex was the "JRPGs are shit" thread. In the last couple of days, Melissan has brought about the incline. Good job, sis! :salute:

Elzair said:
I say again, which LP was done by a Bryce alt?

Azrael's Tear.
 

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