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Stop playing Owlcat games.
 

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The average dwarf has no chance vs the average elf.

In a open area, the elf can just put a arrow into the manlet head. And in a closer area, elves can just outrun then(short legs) and kill with traps. Dwarves are at serious disadvantage vs elves, like humans vs giants.

First, the dwarf would charge the elf head down, so with his helmet on, the elf can shoot as many arrows as he wants, it'd be like shooting arrows at a tank.
Then, once the dwarf closed the distance, the elf is no more.

About running, elves are wimp faggots while dwarfs are extremely endurant so in the end, you can run but the dwarf is going to eventually chop your head leg off.

Last but not least, do you see anyone with pointy ears that isn't a retard whom used ears surgery?
No, because there isn't while manlets are still around, it tells you everything you need to know, manlets outlived the elves.

Arguably, there's still a lot of fags around but they're probably only a quarter elf.
 
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First, the dwarf would charge the elf head down, so with his helmet on, the elf can shoot as many arrows as he wants, it'd be like shooting arrows at a tank.
Then, once the dwarf closed the distance, the elf is no more.

About running, elves are wimp faggots while dwarfs are extremely endurant so in the end, you can run but the dwarf is going to eventually chop your head leg off.

Last but not least, do you see anyone with pointy ears that isn't a retard whom used ears surgery?
No, because there isn't while manlets are still around, it tells you everything you need to know, manlets survived the elves.

Arguably, there's still a lot of fags around but they're probably only a quarter elf.
Sorry bro, but a paraplegic elf is still faster than those (((little walking tanks))). Elves are almost incorporeal, while dwarves are so heavy and attached to the earthly realm that they can't even swim for their lives.
 

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The average dwarf has no chance vs the average elf.

In a open area, the elf can just put a arrow into the manlet head. And in a closer area, elves can just outrun then(short legs) and kill with traps. Dwarves are at serious disadvantage vs elves, like humans vs giants.

First, the dwarf would charge the elf head down, so with his helmet on, the elf can shoot as many arrows as he wants, it'd be like shooting arrows at a tank.
Then, once the dwarf closed the distance, the elf is no more.

About running, elves are wimp faggots while dwarfs are extremely endurant so in the end, you can run but the dwarf is going to eventually chop your head leg off.

Last but not least, do you see anyone with pointy ears that isn't a retard whom used ears surgery?
No, because there isn't while manlets are still around, it tells you everything you need to know, manlets survived the elves.

Arguably, there's still a lot of fags around but they're probably only a quarter elf.
Also, dwarfs wear heavy armor which means they have a high armor class. The arrows literally cannot hit them.
Check mate knife ears.
 

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Playing a Gold Box game is like fucking a slut: It's exciting while it lasts, but then you end up feeling disgusted with yourself, and hating that dirty whore. Games like Darklands, Realms of Arkania or Ultima on the other hand, while clunkier and not as enjoyabe during gameplay, will stay in your heart for years.
 

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Pineapple has nothing to do with pines or apples and the correct way to call this fruit is word Ananas.

An anus? It has even less to do with that than pines or apples. Wtf are you on?
Ananas, as in not related to pines nor apples. You can call strawberries "fraises" if you don't want to mistake them for berries (or straw). And you can use the metric system if you need to measure things, instead of feet and bananas.
 

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Pineapple has nothing to do with pines or apples and the correct way to call this fruit is word Ananas.

An anus? It has even less to do with that than pines or apples. Wtf are you on?
Ananas, as in not related to pines nor apples. You can call strawberries "fraises" if you don't want to mistake them for berries (or straw). And you can use the metric system if you need to measure things, instead of feet and bananas.

And you can call Spring "Printemps" if you want to sound like a pretentious knob while what you're actually doing is trying to save yourself from mixing up seasons and Slinkies while the rest of the world has no such problems.
 

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And you can call Spring "Printemps" if you want to sound like a pretentious knob while what you're actually doing is trying to save yourself from mixing up seasons and Slinkies while the rest of the world has no such problems.
My favorite season in Automn anyway, since my therapist told me I am automnist or something like this. Made me feel special.
 

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Pillars of Eternity saved crpgs
The same way Baldur's Gate did? :lol:

Actually, Pillows almost killed the genre by being so boring, just look at how poorly its sequel did. Thank God that it wasn't the only big-budget old-school CRPG available, because otherwise most players whould have just abandoned the genre forever. It was Divinity: Original Sin the game that saved CRPGs by outselling Pillows without beng the journos' darling but because it was actually fun to play, and it helped popularize modern turn-based CRPGs to boot.
 

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Pillars of Eternity saved crpgs
The same way Baldur's Gate did? :lol:

Actually, Pillows almost killed the genre by being so boring, just look at how poorly its sequel did. Thank God that it wasn't the only big-budget old-school CRPG available, because otherwise most players whould have just abandoned the genre forever. It was Divinity: Original Sin the game that saved CRPGs by outselling Pillows without beng the journos' darling but because it was actually fun to play, and it helped popularize modern turn-based CRPGs to boot.

Didn't the hype before Pillars of Etenity's release encourage Larian to begin work on Divinity: Original Sin? In that case, Pillars of Eternity saved crpgs
 

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Didn't the hype before Pillars of Etenity's release encourage Larian to begin work on Divinity: Original Sin? In that case, Pillars of Eternity saved crpgs
Cool story bro, but Original Sin was in development before even the kickstarter craze, while Obsidian jumped on the bandwagon way after many successful campaigns like Wasteland 2, Shadowrun Returns, Expeditions: Conquistador and Dead State. In any case, you should thank Brian Fargo before anyone in Obsidian.
 

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