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[Section8]

In Soviet Russia, dog names you!

Besides, I thought the whole codex was due to the codex in planescape, anyhow...

No, it's because naming it "RPG Grimoire" would be a whole different world of shit.

 

[Fresh]

From the ES Oblivion forum:
Seriously, some of those folks at Codex are insane. I can't even read a whole thread because the overall vindictive bitterness is too depressing. Some of those people sound like their lives have been ruined by the removal of spears. I mean, people here complain, but those guys sound almost homocidal, like it somehow renders their lives and the game worthless as a whole.
http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... &p=3056837

hehe

 

[Trash]

They hate to lose the phalic representation that a spear stands for?

 

[Evil Russian]

In Soviet Russia, dog names you!

Yeees?

 

[Twinfalls]

From the ES Oblivion forum:
those guys sound almost homocidal

RPGCodex - the Gay Killers of RPG websites!

 

[Fresh]

*snicker*

Here's another gem from the ES Oblivion forum:

That's a severe disappointment if spears will not be in Oblivion. They were easily my favourite weapon class and one of the reasons I was most looking forward to the game, particularly combat.

snip

It will be a more un-realistic world if there are no throwing weapons and no spears, and has put doubt on me buying the game now, unfortunately. Bummer Guild Wars doesn't have spears either, or else I'd need not get Oblivion at all.

Disappointing.
http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... &p=3057092

Hahaha that's priceless. This guy has 14460 posts on the TES-boards and now he's unsure about buying the game or not BECAUSE THERE ARE NO SPEARS IN THE GAME.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Close enough. Anyways, yes,

The new, DEFENITIVE visual representation of the RPG Codex and it's most diverse members

Complete with the surprise Volourn sighting!

I love the Volourn.

 

[Atrokkus]

In Poland "Rex" is one of the usual names people give to dogs.

So is in Russia.

 

[Section8]

homocidal

Heh, glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that. It could be a quite clever play on words if it were intentional.

homo-
1 : one and the same : similar : alike <homograph> <homosporous>

-cidal
: killing : having power to kill <insecticidal>

I'm happy enough to be called a clone-killer.

 

[Data4]

My favorite is that guy Daniel_Kay, who takes it as a direct assault on his person that ES4 Argonians don't live up to his beastial fantasies. I'd post an example, but hell, all you have to do is look him up and hit view user's posts.

Here, I'll make it easy for yas. Click!

And they say WE'RE crazy?

-D4

 

[Duodenum]

My favorite is that guy Daniel_Kay, who takes it as a direct assault on his person that ES4 Argonians don't live up to his beastial fantasies. I'd post an example, but hell, all you have to do is look him up and hit view user's posts.

Here, I'll make it easy for yas. Click!

And they say WE'RE crazy?

-D4

You have no idea...

 

[Tintin]

Oblivion sucks because the RPG Codex says so. Their word is law.

This is the kind of thing that will be abused in someone's sig.

That's some pretty funny stuff, Tintin. I almost feel left out. Of course, if I was in, I'd insist that I be entirely represented with text.

Sorry, I left out anyone I couldn't make one-note exaggerations about. Though, your "gfx" whore signature has given me an idea.

 

[Data4]

My favorite is that guy Daniel_Kay, who takes it as a direct assault on his person that ES4 Argonians don't live up to his beastial fantasies. I'd post an example, but hell, all you have to do is look him up and hit view user's posts.

Here, I'll make it easy for yas. Click!

And they say WE'RE crazy?

-D4

You have no idea...

Holy sweet mother of God...

-D4

 

[TheGreatGodPan]

Sorry, I left out anyone I couldn't make one-note exaggerations about. Though, your "gfx" whore signature has given me an idea.

I have no visual skills (part of the defect that leaves me unable to appreciate awesome graphics), but I made a crappy image in paint that I thought was fitting: http://img418.imageshack.us/my.php?imag ... ext6uu.png

 

[Fresh]

That Daniel-fellow's artwork... view at your own risk:
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Dani ... tsnass.jpg
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Dani ... fthard.jpg

hehe

 

[Balor]

Wow, hot reptile porn!
That's something unique, mwahahahaha.

 

[Chefe]

Holy sweet Mary mother of Jesus... that's just... wrong. I just threw up. That guy (or whatever it is) is seriously fucked up. I mean, fucked the hell up. Man, I don't even want to know how you get so fucked up. That's shit that Satan wouldn't want to look at.


Anyways, gone for a few days and I missed the drama.



Eat shit and die, Tintin.
Nice sig though.

 

[Twinfalls]

He's not just into reptile porn. He's into PREGNANT reptile porn....!!
(I ventured into his site)

Dear oh dear god

 

[Rulion]

Kinks:
Inflation, Weight gain, Transformation, Muscle growth, Pregnancy

Mmmm.

 

[Pr()ZaC]

 

[Section8]

Not my cup of tea, that's for sure, but if he, and other consenting adults want to play with wacky pregnant reptile hentai, then good luck to them. It's a morally better perversion than fucking kids.

 

[Tintin]

Eat shit and die, Tintin.

Wow, how did you get to be so kEwL?

I have no visual skills (part of the defect that leaves me unable to appreciate awesome graphics), but I made a crappy image in paint that I thought was fitting: http://img418.imageshack.us/my.php?imag ... ext6uu.png

Okay, in it goes (with a few modifications first, of course)

 

[Balor]

Someone must hire him to do skins for Better bodies Argonians.
We should not let his unique perv...., I mean, talent wither and die in obscurity .

 

[Balor]

Oh, and btw - in Japan, they have preteen hentai... and so what? They have the LEAST rape crimes value of all coutries.
Looks like perverted pr0n is good for your mental health .

 

[kingcomrade]

How could he draw that stuff and not feel retarded. I'm drawing dragon assholes!