World of Darkness Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2 from Hardsuit Labs

[Funposter]

look at the fucking beak on him, jesus

 

[Semiurge]

Damn that was fast. You've been here what, 11 days?

Come on now, don't be so mean to Cara. I'm sure that she-

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Uh... you know, nevermind.

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[Eli_Havelock]

Be nice, guys. Today is their one day out of the year when they don't get strange looks for howling at the moon.

 

[Cael]

Be nice, guys. Today is their one day out of the year when they don't get strange looks for howling at the moon.

Is that what it was? I thought the neighbourhood possums were being frisky again...

 

[Nano]

look at the fucking beak on him, jesus

Big noses are hot.

 

[Cael]

look at the fucking beak on him, jesus

Big noses are hot.

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[Nano]

On men, you dolt. It makes a guy look manly.

 

[Funposter]

look at the fucking beak on him, jesus

Big noses are hot.

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i was thinking of something more like this

 

[Nano]

The noses are the reason Jews rule the economy. Get on our level, you virgin Christians.

 

[Ol' Willy]

look at the fucking beak on him, jesus

"Did you ever notice he's the only motherfucker who can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back? That nose is like a natural canopy."

 

[good fucking shit happen]

On men, you dolt. It makes a guy look manly.

Like a penis in your face.

Very on topic threads here, mateys.

 

[Caim]

Come on now, don't be so mean to Cara. I'm sure that she-

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Uh... you know, nevermind.

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Yeah, she looks like if Sarkeesian was mixed with Jodie Whittaker.

 

[Ismaul]

You guys are cherry picking her worst picture online. Everyone's ugly sometimes.

Here, for balance:

 

[Vincente]

You guys are cherry picking her worst picture online. Everyone's ugly sometimes.

Here, for balance:

I'll be honest, her facial structure isn't bad, but her nose is a tad big & pointy, I would just get a nose job if I were her.

 

[Caim]

You guys are cherry picking her worst picture online. Everyone's ugly sometimes.

Yeah, and some are ugly every time.

 

[Ismaul]

her nose is a tad big & pointy, I would just get a nose job if I were her

really now

You seriously suggest surgery because you don't like her perfectly ok nose, find it a tad off from your taste...

"You'd do it if you were her" you say lol. How many surgeries have you had to "fix" something that is a tad off, you fake plastic whore?

 

[Lyric Suite]

Sharp nose lmao 5/10 would not bang.

 

[just]

i most likely would, idk, she like skyrim sex mods so thats a plus i guess. a good conversation starter

 

[Cael]

On men, you dolt. It makes a guy look manly.

*insert crude homosexual joke here*

 

[CaffeineConquistador]

You guys have incredibly low standards.

 

[Rieser]

You guys have incredibly low standards.

I like my women like I like my RPG's: bit damaged, lots of passion, willing to try new things and Eastern European.

 

[Caim]

You guys have incredibly low standards.

I like my women like I like my RPG's: bit damaged, lots of passion, willing to try new things and Eastern European.

Slav Jank: the woman.

 

[Roguey]

I would just get a nose job if I were her.

She did. Her nose looks different in old pics. It'd be a bad idea to take off too much, it'd just look weird then.

 

[Lambach]

You guys are cherry picking her worst picture online. Everyone's ugly sometimes.

The phrase "plain Jane" was invented specifically to describe chicks like her.

 

[mondblut]

That perfectly shaded gray hair is not just a sign of his infinite wisdom. Look at the hold he has over women:

And when this ritual to steal a portion of his talent has surprisingly failed, they have conspired to oust him from the project.