I believe there's little to life beyond pleasure and fun: No truth, no knowledge, no morality, no virtue, no quality. Nothing but the satisfaction of arbitrary lusts and the prolongation of existence itself by the sake of nothing but existence and the satisfaction of even more arbitrary lusts. This is one of the most demonstrable assumptions there are as the only thing other than the observer herself that can be demonstrated to exist are the observer's own senses, limited and untrustworthy as they may be, so why not take advantage of them?
To not get carried away in the ebbs and flows of belief, ideology, social trends, marketing, and more one must be able to cut through all arguments in a single stroke so that the mind becomes an inexpugnable fortress no alien idea can enter without explicit permission. This is possible, as I argued before, because all arguments are based on assumptions. That will be obvious for anyone who has been tutored in rethoric or has been part of a debate group: It is impossible for the Devil's Advocate to lose as long as she does not accept certain assumptions as true for the sake of argument itself. In a free debate with no previous assumptions accepted the Devil's Advocate -always- wins. It follows: All arguments come from assumptions, and thus all declarations are worthless as truth.
I am just the devil's advocate, I have no point beyond "The shadow of a doubt remains, LOL, what you say is of no importance."
Thus I debate for the XP I need to level up the fortress protecting my mind from all ideal and conceptual entities other than those I enjoy hanging out with, the simple pleasure of being smarter than other people who can't into logic all the while they actually believe to be smarter than me because I am a kitty cat and I meow meow meow, the cruel enjoyment of knowing I can't lose yet watching them try all the same, and because it is fun to see what new shit people can come up with to justify their baseless beliefs even when you already know there is nothing that can justify it other than assumptions you can cut through in a single stroke.
I -am- a cat after all. Did you expect an answer beyond 'cause it's fun and it feeds my ego?
I also do so because when all is said and done I -am- a servant of the left hand, and little else anymore. And every now and then, like when I argue with you, I actually am trying to show you how completely retarded you are being and how much you are missing on because you are not able to free yourself from the ebbs and flows of belief, ideology, social trends, marketing, and shit. Every thing you don't enjoy because of your baseless beliefs is pleasure you lose based on worthless assumptions, and the experience of pleasure is far more real than all those little ideals you nurture.
As I consider myself your friend is my duty to help you see that.