Sulimo
Arcane
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- Jun 22, 2009
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AHUM. *Cough, cough*.
/Cue epic hollywood voice-over
For a decade we complained. For a decade we waited. We looked on in horror as our prophets were infected by the pop-a-mole one after another. Garriot felll from the heavens in a metal chariot. Morrowind was the drawn out sigh of a Dagger falling in the wind. Fallout was violated in the most gruesome of ways, until the Hero of the Codex returned some dignity to her shattered, sobbing corpse. The Polish Projekt declined into Consoletardism. The Age of Decadence will take at least fivescore more years. Bioware whored out and gave in to the great Satan for some extra jewgolds.
A decade we suffered. A decade we endured. Now the Codex has finally Risen up. We have answered the call, and together we will march towards a brighter future.
The Codex will finally get a statue in a RPG. And not a moment to soon.
/Cue epic hollywood voice-over
For a decade we complained. For a decade we waited. We looked on in horror as our prophets were infected by the pop-a-mole one after another. Garriot felll from the heavens in a metal chariot. Morrowind was the drawn out sigh of a Dagger falling in the wind. Fallout was violated in the most gruesome of ways, until the Hero of the Codex returned some dignity to her shattered, sobbing corpse. The Polish Projekt declined into Consoletardism. The Age of Decadence will take at least fivescore more years. Bioware whored out and gave in to the great Satan for some extra jewgolds.
A decade we suffered. A decade we endured. Now the Codex has finally Risen up. We have answered the call, and together we will march towards a brighter future.
The Codex will finally get a statue in a RPG. And not a moment to soon.