Watch me play a shitty game (Fallout 3) (COMPLETED!!)

[Unkillable Cat]

Or you can just watch it on Youtube. I found this video to be the best one.

 

[Darth Slaughter]

hmmm... thanks.

It spares me of disappointment: It's not really exctly like benny voice, but you find some trace of it. It has kind of an Yoda tone of voice.

Just looked on IMDB:

Fallout 3 (2008) (VG) (voice) .... Andy/Minister Buckingham/The Great One/Wadsworth/Cerberus/Mr. Gutsy Robots/Mr. Handy Robots

Could I hear/recognise some garretty voice? or karras?

 

[WalterKinde]

Let the poor guy live and spread his seed all over the wasteland.

 

[bhlaab]

People say the oasis quest is one of the better ones but I think it's pretty awful.
No matter what you're doing it boils down to "Go through a dungeon, find the heart, select sap/liniment/kill from a menu"
The only thing that changes above ground is what reward you get. The person who you disobeyed doesn't seem to care too much.

 

[Darth Roxor]

But a kingdom that has once been destroyed can never comb back into being
nor can the dead ever be brought back to life

Morning saw an air strike
The sirens scream out loud
Callings on the radio
Of what is coming
Appearing on the radar
A threat from over seas
Flash on the horizon
Casts shadows on the ground

Bringers of destruction
Are ravaging the land
Fury of the bombers
A force to reckon
Sets the world on fire
Then turns to strike again
Flames are burning higher
The bombs keep falling

AA guns are blazing
As the sky is turning red
Bend under a cover
You be quick or be dead

Burn Burn
Rage of the heavens
Burn Burn
Death from above
Die Die
Merciless killing
Burn Burn
Death from above

Carpet bombing cities
And grinding them to dust
Abel men and women
Will all be victims
Everyone is out for
The wake of their attack
Bombers show no mercy
Our land in ruins
Homes have turned to rubble
And the airstrike has been approved
Tasting their destruction
Fear the black wings of death

Burn Burn
Rage of the heavens
Burn Burn
Death from above
Die Die
Merciless killing
Burn Burn


Nothing remains
Cities in ruins
Return to dust
Over the hills
Rise from the ashes
A strike

AA guns are blazing
As the sky is turning red
Bend under a cover
You be quick or be dead

Burn Burn
Rage of the heavens
Burn Burn
Death from above
Die Die
Merciless killing
Burn Burn
Death from above



You can guess for which option I vote.

 

[poocolator]

So thonight I said "nigger" in the company of some douchebags... who then proceeded to beat me up and "teach me a lesson." I pretended to have learn their lesson... before I followed them home (morons) and almost burnt their dorm to the ground before I Was talked out of it. Shiould I avoid the use of "nigger"?

 

[JarlFrank]

You should avoid getting talked out of it.

 

[DriacKin]

It seems that the winning option will be to "kill it with fire"

 

[Emotional Vampire]

Holy living fuck... I had no idea they did that to Harold in F3.

Goose-stepping motherfuckers.

Jesus.

This is just so fucking retarded. It seriously IS worse than fucking jRPGs.

 

[someone else]

Well at least Harold didn't turn into an emotional vampiric talking tree.

 

[poocolator]

Don't give Bethesda ideas. ®

 

[DriacKin]

Part 15 – Some Like It Hot

On the previous episode, Harold asked us to kill him and free him from his suffering. But, you cruel bastards instead voted to kill him the most painful way possible...

But, before we do that, let’s talk to some of the other townsfolk to get their opinions of their beloved Tree God:

Meet ‘Sapling Yew’. She’s the only kid inside this Druid’s Alcove.

Umm...how exactly does Harold satisfy your loneliness?

:shock:

So...not only is Harold a tree god, he’s also a pedophile? WTF?

So, what’s he scared of? I promise we won’t use this knowledge to brutally kill him or anything like that. I promise :wink:

So, we head to the Harold tree and ask him about a possible death by fire:

Too bad. You can’t actually expect us not to burn you after saying that, do you?

FIRE!!!

This is our character. We are wielding a flamethrower.

We pull the trigger and fire the flamethrower. Harold catches on fire very easily.

FIRE!!! :twisted:

FIRE!!! :twisted:

If we go up to him and try to start up a conversation with him, F3 is nice enough to give us this message.

:twisted:

After a while, the flames cease, and here’s all that remains.
FACT: Harold is now a dead tree god.

What the hell? Why didn’t the rest of the forest burn down?

We just started a fire inside a dense forest. How the hell did the fire not spread to any of the other trees? WTF Bethesda?

I agree. This forest fire should’ve been much more spectacular.

Maybe we should start another fire and burn down the rest of the forest as well?!! :twisted:

Nope. The game doesn’t let us. That was the only tree here that we could burn down.

Anyway, we head back to town and see what the rest of the folks thought of our actions:

Apparently, killing their god made them angry at us, as they attack us on sight.

After a short fight, we kill every last druid in this alcove.

That’s yet another city that we’ve exterminated. :D

So, in other words, we’ve killed everyone in 4 of the last 5 cities we’ve visited? twisted:

That’s not completely true. The people in the town of Arefu are still alive.

Well, I’m assuming that the emo vampire kid is probably gonna cannibalize that town anyway. So, that town’ll be dead in just a matter of weeks.

Rivet City is the only place we haven’t destroyed yet. Are you sure there’s no side mission to unleash a plague on Rivet City or something like that?

Yes. I’m sure. There’s no way to destroy that city. I promise.

End of Part 15.

 

[Emotional Vampire]

Good thing Fallout 3 is so shitty or I'd be angry.

 

[poocolator]

When receiving blowjob from Harold, watch out for splinters! :O

Good thing Fallout 3 is so shitty or I'd be angry.

 

[spectre]

Meet ‘Sapling Yew’. She’s the only kid inside this Druid’s Alcove.

Moar liek "Sapling Jew", amirite?

Anyways, this story arc could have been so much more, snark all you want about the pedo-tree, but I kinda like this little touch... only to cringe when it became obvious what it's only there to tell you (ham fisted as it is) about the third solution.

Damn, I am glad, once again, that I somehow completely missed this part of the game when I tried to play F3.

It's a low blow for me, anyways, as Harold was the most memorable character in both Fallouts.
Shame, and I am somehow positively relieved that the bethesdian abomination died in a fire.

 

[Secretninja]

Oh man, I can't believe I missed my chance to use

for such great justice.

 

[Carceri]

I am somehow positively relieved that the bethesdian abomination died in a fire.

Now if only we could do the same thing to Bethesda...*sigh*

 

[poocolator]

But..... you can.......

 

[spectre]

http://www.cracked.com/article_17016_7- ... legal.html

...and there's even tools around to get the job done.

 

[Carceri]

Lol. Isn't sportforredneck from Maryland? Just asking.

 

[RK47]

It could've been worse, at least no treants popped out to defend its lord or something.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Holy living fuck... I had no idea they did that to Harold in F3.

Goose-stepping motherfuckers.

Jesus.

This is just so fucking retarded. It seriously IS worse than fucking jRPGs.

Harold already had a tree growing out of his head and was unilling to rip it off. That was kinda bound to happen.

 

[Emotional Vampire]

To quote PrzeSzkoda: "lawl, you're dumb"

 

[Micmu]

JESUS CHRIST, these guys really need to learn to distinguish fantasy from science fiction.
Oh wow. I thought this Harold rape thing was more of a joke/exaggeration, but alas, it totally wasn't. Look! They even have druids! Muahahaha. Morbid curiosity (clicking this thread) paid off once again.

 

[FeelTheRads]

Harold already had a tree growing out of his head and was unilling to rip it off. That was kinda bound to happen.

I see you still persist in your idiocy.

Good going.