Bought Hitman: Absolution a month or so back, for some stupid and insane reason, and I've already uninstalled it. Made it about halfway through until I had admit that I'd fucked up and the shame became too much to bear. Even though I bought it for a paltry sum I still feel hard done by. In short you play as a sensitive Hollywood bald guy on the run from cops and retards, while trying to safeguard some girl you got stuck with after you assassinated your business partner. So much drama it brings a tear to my eye socket. QTE fighting, slow-mo cinematic sequences and small, linear levels, as well as a growing realisation that I might grow up to be a complete nihilist because of shit like this. I tell you, things aren't always easy.
The single most bizarre part of the game is without a doubt the nun hospital. First you go around carrying this girl because there's some bad guys after her and you have to hide her, all the while 47 is whispering very creepily in her ear to reassure her. Yes indeed. Then when she's safe you're faced with a platoon of murdering psychopaths who has massacred every single nun in the place. You're given cues to stealth it out like you'd normally do in a Hitman game. However, the problem with this is that there's no target in this level. There's no objective other than to restore power or some shit and protect the girl. You're walking through corridors with dead nuns everywhere and the only people left are the murdering psychopaths looking for you. Soooo... yeah. Needless to say I killed every last one of them in a blaze of glory. I mean, why wouldn't I? Listen, 47 is a guy that's all about the contract and the money. Try to appeal to his human side and he'll lodge a .45 ACP in your frontal lobe. It's not complicated, really.
At least IO Interactive seems to have realised their mistakes and gone back to basics (sort of).