Incline Who's your favorite Bioware waifu?

[luj1]

This thread is a big cuck beacon. Go out, maybe?

 

[overly excitable young man]

Who are you refering to exactly?

 

[Steamboat Willie]

Chief Williams

For Second she was ardently pro humanity and Motherland which would not fly in current year Biowaste:

Really? I thought she acted all offended over the fact that you were with Cerberus now.

 

[PulsatingBrain]

This thread is a big cuck beacon. Go out, maybe?

Nothing screams "I'm an alpha male winner" like giving the nerds a healthy dose of reality, amirite?!

Faggot.

 

[Silva]

This thread.

 

[luj1]

Societal decline: the thread.

 

[user]

This thread is sad, I can't believe you people talk about 3d chicks, 2d chicks are clearly the better choice.

 

[Reinhardt]

Especially if you talk about bioware.

 

[Atchodas]

I vote KC

 

[*-*/\--/\~]

None, ffs. Keep this waifu trash out of my games.

 

[Bohrain]

Eh, Tali I guess?
I don't like romances in vidya. They always seem to happen just because the writer had a checklist to fill.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

None of them? They're all a bunch of 3rd string whores and rejects with broken marriages or something. Return to sender.

But Jaheria was begging for the <charname> chad D so hard she didn't even try to resurrect her cuck husband, so that's pretty impressive.

Her questline and Viconia's were fairly well written too, but I think hers seemed the best to me when I played it.

Of course, I like that you can impregnate Aerie, but she was too much of an annoying cunt for me to ever get that far.

Anyway, none of the above. Pretty sure PST had the best waifus. Especially if you're into ghost poon, rat tail poon or succubi that play hard to get.

Eh, Tali I guess?

A big fan of blind dates are you?

 

[Moonrise]

Not into waifus, but Blackwall from Inquisition was my favorite Bioware romance.

 

[mogwaimon]

the best bioware waifu is really the Black Whirlwind from Jade Empire because you can get blackout drunk and raid castles in the buff together and he doesn't bat an eye.

Only problem is he kinda has a dick

 

[Ravness]

Bioware needs to work on their modeling, unless this was their intention all along.

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Other than that, I would choose Morrigan. Leliana felt too out of place for me and I didn't like her singing.

If I had to choose another, I would pick Tali or Garrus

 

[Skdursh]

None of the Bioware games are memorable enough for me to half-ass an answer. The only game they've put out that I still care about is Neverwinter Nights and that's for all the user content because the story they launched with it was just straight garbage.

 

[fantadomat]

I have to go with Aeerie,it is the only one that game me a kid,thus the only wifu

 

[Silverfish]

Jessica Chobot in ME3 because it only takes two conversations before she uses those adorable chipmunk cheeks to store your nuts.

 

[Nano]

Relevant:

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[Fedora Master]

Jaheira because I have mommy issues

 

[Fedora Master]

No tranny option? I'm insulted.

Liara
I have it on good authority that Asari all have yuge horsecocks.

 

[Dramart]

Flemeth

 

[Glaucon]

Imagine thinking talking about attractive women (yes, fictional included) is unhealthy. As long as no one has a dedicated shrine tumblr for the character, it's fine.

 

[fantadomat]

Why is not the KC option a harem option? Who the fuck would be satisfied with only one?

 

[Mexi]

Morrigan, actually. Hottest character BioWare made, and she gives you a kid like Aerie. I'm also really into emo chicks, btw. Their makeup style and clothing style is just hotness to me, but all the emo chicks I've met back in high school were fat and ugly. Never met those petite, hot ones.