Decline Why the fuck was Bruticis banned?

[Hoaxmetal]

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Bros this is actually p. fun.
You can now get DU to ban a guy you don't like by sending him false reports of him spamming.

Speaking of which, I've received a lot of reports about Skyway. Apparently not his real username. If I find out who this "Skyway" is, trust me, he's gone.

 

[Kane]

 

[Jim the Dinosaur]

This is all a consequence of nobody standing up for TNP and Jim Profit when their number was up; first they came for TNP and you all acted like a bunch of jews.

 

[zerotol]

Get over it. This isn't a democracy. DU is a dictator and does whatever he pleases. Stop whining.

 

[evdk]

I don't listen to Mossad plants.

 

[MetalCraze]

Bros this is actually p. fun.
You can now get DU to ban a guy you don't like by sending him false reports of him spamming.

Speaking of which, I've received a lot of reports about Skyway. Apparently not his real username. If I find out who this "Skyway" is, trust me, he's gone.

I bet Skyway is pissing his pants in fear right now over this gruesome threat.

 

[dibens]

Remember, remember the fifth of November,
The CDS, drama and plot,
I see of no reason why CDS drama
should ever be forgot.

Bruticis, Bruticis, 'twas his intent
To report all the off-topic in the Steam hot deals thread
Seventeen reports to the mods he then sent
Hoping that off-topic rants they'd prevent

But mods were displeased and mighty annoy'd
And with DU's holy guidance his report rights were void'd
Butthurt then seeped through Brutici's veins
He turned to site feedback to share in his pains

'Twas not enough for him to be told
To stop being a little, whiny bich-ass-ho
He promptly proceeded to spam other threads
With CDS shit-memes like loon out of meds

Ding Dong Bannu, he pissed off the King!
Ding Dong Bannu, the king made the ban-hammer swing
Hip hip hoorah! Cheered mods young and old
Bruticis' shitposting problem was solved

But little did they realise he wasn't alone
CDS bros carved Bruticis' image into stone
They made him a martyr who died for their cause
His ban was sold as a grave and sad loss

It showed the pussification of the Codex, they said
'Twas not incline of free-form discussion, but a decline instead
They joined in the butthurt over Crooked Bee
Spewing at her insults that could fill a dry sea

DU then stepped in, as he always does,
Explaining the reasons behind Bruticis' bust
In vain was his effort as we can now see
As CDS went on 'nother shitspamming spree

Ding Dong Bannu! They pissed off the King
Ding Dong Bannu! The King made the banhammer swing!
Not a bro, not a shitposter spared
DU's wrath all through the Codex was heard

So, bros, remember, remember the fifth of November,
The CDS, drama and plot,
I see of no reason why CDS drama
should ever be forgot.

 

[Cowboy Moment]

DarkUnderlord , can you drop the whole Reichsfuhrer shtick for a few seconds and just make the duration of these bans clear to everyone?

 

[DakaSha]

whenever i see shit like this i always think im being trolled by the whole codex

 

[dnf]

Is Andhaira free yet?

 

[IDtenT]

Is Andhaira free yet?

He certainly doesn't cost anything.

 

[Infinitron]

Get over it. This isn't a democracy. DU is a dictator and does whatever he pleases. Stop whining.

 

[Western]

This thread reminds me of Lemmings.

 

[Darth Roxor]

Maybe give CB a slap on the wrist and send her to rehab or something?

 

[SCO]

Apparently bee didn't actually do anything so... herp
thread also proves that infinitron is a agent provocateur

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

DarkUnderlord , can you drop the whole Reichsfuhrer shtick for a few seconds and just make the duration of these bans clear to everyone?

 

[Darth Roxor]

Apparently bee didn't actually do anything so... herp
thread also proves that infinitron is a agent provocateur

 

[evdk]

Apparently bee didn't actually do anything so... herp

She was the admin on duty when Bruticis got his ban.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Crooked Bee never asked for this.

DarkUnderlord , can you drop the whole Reichsfuhrer shtick for a few seconds and just make the duration of these bans clear to everyone?

What is this term "duration" of which you are using?

 

[Monty]

"It'll be over by Christmas"

 

[Luzur]

Menckenstein is banned too?

 

[Kane]

 

[Zarniwoop]

Menckenstein is banned too?

Seems like Multi-headed cow is also gone. What the hell is going on?

 

[Krash]

Yeah this is too much