Should just ban everyone that never posts anything of remote value
... and then, at the end, no shitposter remained. The elimination of the shitposters meant the end of his work, of his porpoise.
DU surveyed his domains. All the infections had been removed. The Codex was clean, and pure. No more shitposters, and...
... he saw that it was good.
What then?
There was no bullshit, no baseless opinions. All circlejerks have been destroyed forever, never to exist again.
Maybe he should ask the staff.
Where's the staff? Gone, too?
Staff or no staff, no one should shitpost.
There was only the ordely vacuum where once was chaotic life.
DU surveyed his work again. There were no blemishes, no dirty spots. Clean and pure, forever. As it should be. As it is.
There was nothing else to do.
Without porpoise, he turned into himself.
He remembered that he also made pretty shitty one-liners once. They weren't even remotely valuable.
He saw there was one thing left to do, and it had to be definitive.
So it was that Dark Underlord prepared himself...
... and pressing two different buttons with two fingers on two different monitors, he banned himself and wiped out the Codex, and with his other hand he ate his own gun and then fell into the ground.
There were no shitposters on the RPGCodex anymore.
Mission accomplished.