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[NecroLord]

SDG is serious now.

I wonder who unironically even watches SDG's videos...

 

[Maxie]

my mom does

 

[Maxie]

she likes sdg better than me

 

[NecroLord]

Week later:

"Please reinstate my account. I'm deeply sorry for my behavior. I am sober now and will be good."

"Yeeeesh! I aaams shobeeer *hicc! Playin' sum Diablo 4 cuz its so gud *hicc!"

 

[Modron]

my mom does

How 'bout your gay son or your lesbian daughter?

 

[Tacgnol]

my mom does

How 'bout your gay son or your lesbian daughter?

Too busy sleeping together.

 

[Fargus]

Week later:

"Please reinstate my account. I'm deeply sorry for my behavior. I am sober now and will be good."

"Yeeeesh! I aaams shobeeer *hicc! Playin' sum Diablo 4 cuz its so gud *hicc!"

"Chrrishpy youmothefujking faggot bitsch... i tolerated you long enouff,. Diablo 4 iz amashing... i hope yo die, Charispy!1... Alsho hav i ever told you about that cutie i met at rehab?"

 

[Clockwork Knight]

I just woke up. Diablo 4 season 1 news was that bad?

 

[NecroLord]

Week later:

"Please reinstate my account. I'm deeply sorry for my behavior. I am sober now and will be good."

"Yeeeesh! I aaams shobeeer *hicc! Playin' sum Diablo 4 cuz its so gud *hicc!"

"Chrrishpy youmothefujking faggot bitsch... i tolerated you long enouff,. Diablo 4 iz amashing... i hope yo die, Charispy!1... Alsho hav i ever told you about that cutie i met at rehab?"

SDG goes back to rehab.
Sees that cutie girl named Kat again.
"SDG: Kat, will you marry me?"
"Kat: Yes!"
They marry, have children, and live their lives together.
THE END.

Or is it?

 

[Skinwalker]

she likes sdg better than me

*then

 

[Crispy]

I just woke up. Diablo 4 season 1 news was that bad?

You FUCKING beat me to the punch on this one. Damn you, sir.

 

[Fargus]

Week later:

"Please reinstate my account. I'm deeply sorry for my behavior. I am sober now and will be good."

"Yeeeesh! I aaams shobeeer *hicc! Playin' sum Diablo 4 cuz its so gud *hicc!"

"Chrrishpy youmothefujking faggot bitsch... i tolerated you long enouff,. Diablo 4 iz amashing... i hope yo die, Charispy!1... Alsho hav i ever told you about that cutie i met at rehab?"

SDG goes back to rehab.
Sees that cutie girl named Kat again.
"SDG: Kat, will you marry me?"
"Kat: Yes!"
They marry, have children, and live their lives together.
THE END.

Or is it?

I dont think it will be "They lived happily ever after". More like disfunctional trailer park family, liver problems and kids with fetal alcohol syndrome. But who knows?

 

[Nelka]

Fugg, Crispy! You gave me hope for a moment!

Spoiler

just kidding, you are the best!

 

[NecroLord]

More like disfunctional trailer park family, liver problems and kids with fetal alcohol syndrome. But who knows?

 

[None]

Stop drinking.

 

[Catacombs]

He'll be back. Sadists always come back.

Sure you don't mean masochists?

Yes. I've corrected the post.

 

[Crispy]

You still have to keep all the tags.

 

[kites]

 

[puur prutswerk]

If you decide to make a new account anyway you could evolve to That High Man and be all about smoking da weed.

It's a low entry high skill ceiling posting template. You only need to memorize a few numbers and terms like THC and 420. The rest is up to you.

 

[Fedora Master]

If you decide to make a new account anyway you could evolve to That High Man and be all about smoking da weed.

It's a low entry high skill ceiling posting template. You only need to memorize a few numbers and terms like THC and 420. The rest is up to you.

Codex is very anti-weed, he'd get shat on even more

Also "That High Man", not "SomeDankGuy"? Shame on you.

 

[Lady Error]

“Your Highness“

 

[Skinwalker]

If you decide to make a new account anyway you could evolve to That High Man and be all about smoking da weed.

It's a low entry high skill ceiling posting template. You only need to memorize a few numbers and terms like THC and 420. The rest is up to you.

It's not enough that he's addicted to alcohol, you now want him to also become a crackhead? You truly need a thorough exorcism.

 

[NecroLord]

I don't want my account nuked anymore. I have disassociated myself from Rusty's doxx den and sent it spiraling down a path of irreversible doom and destruction. Justice served.

 

[Vic]

SDG is what happens if you have abusive parents and you think abuse/humiliation is love

 

[Konjad]

SDG is what happens if you have abusive parents and you think abuse/humiliation is love

Come on, his mom even comes to clean his toilet while he's 35. If anything, he didn't receive enough abuse.