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Mass Effect gets the Andyman Messiah Treatment
Review - posted by baby arm on Mon 15 December 2008, 01:57:29Tags: BioWare; Mass Effect
Andyman Messiah (aka Locue aka jesuschristdoesntthisguyevershutup) took a trip or five through BioWare's Mass Effect and decided to inflict his experience on the rest of us.
It shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone that the story is the same old Bioware epic that we've grown used to ever since we played Baldur's Gate 2 and was perfected (read as: dumbed down) with Knights of the Old Republic. If you are surprised, then here's two more surprises I have to spoil for you: werewolves don't exist and people get hungry when they don't eat! Consider yourself surprised.