Todd Howard on the genesis of the "glory kill" mechanic and Doom development:
"So I was there in the trucker's diner at 2 AM and getting a blowjob from a gay biker from the Leather Hearts MC and somewhere between the ten seconds I was about to ejaculate it hit me: us Bethesda overlords have done a lot to irreversibly fuck up these new Doom games but it didn't feel quite 'there' yet, y'know? Like... imagine a kid's Lego set. He has spent hours, days of his life even to build something he enjoys and you, as the daddy, go in there and you know... you gotta vacuum and the little squirt is at school so you start to take it apart Lego brick by Lego brick. But as you're doing it this evil, borderline Satanic thought enters your mind: well what if I destroy it, but I still leave it intact so when he gets home he'll know I made the effort and try as he may he won't be able to fully restore it to its former glory. Because I threw out the instructions and box. And it hit me at about the same time I cum so hard into this mountain bearded stranger's mouth with my gremlin cock, the glory kill. This was perfect. You get cinematic flair, you get some great visual feedback, you suffocate your game in all this forced bullshit and you tie something vital to it... like, ammo and health or something. You make the player like it and if they don't like it? Hey, look, I'm Todd Howard, I get clandestine blowjobs in a bathroom off I-95, I can afford to pay some people to go around and pretend to like it. Git gud scrub, and all that goofy shit people born after 2001 say these days.
And you know this is beautiful, I called up this idea, I pushed hard for it. Pushpushpushpush! [laughs] Like when I pushed my dick down whatever decency Fallout had left, and lo-behold it's getting 10s, it's getting 9s, awards, praise, everyone is having so much FUN with the new Doom games and because the original and groundbreaking Doom games were released when dinosaurs roamed the Earth and the dodo bird was in season, guess what? The zoomey fucks today BUY this shit. They'll see their Bethesda influenced Lego set and actually go, "yeah this is what I wanted all along. This is what DOOM is!" [laughs, taking a sip of water] God, I tell you... I love these kids today. Back in the '90s you had to actually release games with vision and passion, today you can just put shit into early access and pay some guys on Twitch in Skyrim merchandise to shill it and the masses will consume.
I actually watched John Romero play this and it was real cute, wasn't it? He'd scan all around the levels at first, hitting every wall and such, thinking we're that clever or give that much of a shit to hide secrets around the map. Then he'd try to veer off the linear path and BUZZ! [robotic voice] Access denied. Haha, love it. You could hear the 1992 John Romero in him beg to be let out but guess what? Streamers can't talk bad on other streamers or else ya get banned! Sorry, Johnnycakes.
By now Doom Eternal has sold more than Doom, Doom II and Final Doom combined and then some. It's a smashing success, it's being heralded as the Second Coming and all we had to do was take everything you THOUGHT you liked about the old Doom and unload a laxative induced shit over it. Press 'E' on those nuts, boomers."