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Completed Let's REMOVE KEBAB in EU 3 Mare Apertum: Return of SERBIA STRONG

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by Cassidy, Dec 5, 2012.

  1. Corporate_Jew_Master Arcane

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    I forgot to add, if you port this into Victoria II mod factories in that convert kebab and other traitorous POPs into fertilizer.
     
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  2. Cassidy Arcane

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    Which is precisely why I'm not going to expand Serbia much further. I wonder though if there is any fan made tool to give me an aid on porting the end of this into AHD.

    Also, I'm modding an alternate history modmod for Magna Mundi and Mare Apertum I intend to LP once it gets done beyond the minor divergence of Vikings colonizing Vinland.
     
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  3. Infantryman Scholar

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    You are the worst Pole, you are the Pole idiot, you are the Pole smell. REMOVE POTATO FROM THE PREMISES : x Ungrateful bastards! POLEND! Serbia will ww2!
     
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  4. Kashmir Slippers Augur

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    Kill the Pole! Cut its throat! Spill its blood!
     
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  5. Vaarna_Aarne Notorious Internet Vandal Patron

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    Such a tool is very likely to exist in a rudimentary form that mostly deals with province ownership (of course, Mare Apertum would complicate matters due to having non-standard country flags). At the very least, EU3->Vicky1Rev tool existed. I'd be surprised if there wasn't a new one.
     
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  6. Corporate_Jew_Master Arcane

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    There is one but I'm not sure if it works with EU3 mods.
     
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  7. Vaarna_Aarne Notorious Internet Vandal Patron

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    Exactly. The more custom tags there are, the higher chances that the conversion will not even start (best case scenario is still that you only end up with blank-tagged regions and noname pops that you can manually convert afterwards).
     
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  8. thesoup Arcane

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    Fukc the traitor potato.: x
    Crush them like skull of pig and show them that God is Srbijan.
     
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  9. Merkwürdigliebe Arcane

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    But Serbia, you are potato.
     
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  10. Cassidy Arcane

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    Did you miss the FACTS on how Srbija is descend from greattst lost civilization of Atlantis and of the ancient and glorouis civilization of Illyria?
     
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  11. Merkwürdigliebe Arcane

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    Guess that makes the people of Atlantis Slavs then doesn't it? :troll:
     
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  12. Corporate_Jew_Master Arcane

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    Does Serbia have cores on Atlantis?

    In case you don't know there's a mod that has Atlantis in it, in the middle of the atlantic. Worthy of an LP
     
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  13. SCO Arcane In My Safe Space

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  14. Hellraiser Arcane

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    Couldn't resist.
     
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  15. Zeriel Arcane

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    For being such an advanced, interdimensional civilization, the Atlanteans sure could use a Spellchecker.
     
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  16. Hellraiser Arcane

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    Just like Serbians. Coincidence? Obviously not good sir!
     
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  17. Zeriel Arcane

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    Proof is registered! Still, the Illyrians may have been a cosmic civilization from before time, but they were a cosmic civilization from before time that were all about horses and redheaded incest. The Hyperboreans are the true masters of this world!
     
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  18. Cassidy Arcane

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    [​IMG]REMOVE POTATO FROM THE PREMISES FREE LITHANIA HITMAN

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    Haha stupid asshol traitor poles build manufatroy in Carpathia now we take it bakc with intrest.

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    Idiots! They were totally not prepare for this hahahaha thought damn hispanicunts owuld help?

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    There will be no mercy for traitors bakcstab Srbija!

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    Or for the remnants of worst turk idiots even if tekinicly not turks.

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    SHIT!

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    Hahaha the jokes on Poles being idiots are totally rihgt! They started this war totally not prepare for defy the greattst and now are pay the price!

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    SERBIAN HUSSAR > konjad polish brony

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    haha and this with abhor of naval matters. Imagine if Srbija actually gave fukc to navy, then we would crush those Barbiery lik skuls of pig agian and again!

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    Traitors being traitor idiot. But power of boyar almost full crush now!

    Meanwhile, decisive battle about to happn in Trannyvalnia.

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    The two best cavalry of the world(even if by a big diffrence between both) clash in the Battle of Kolozs. As predict, the Serbian Hussars crushed the bronys lik a skul of pig!

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    SERBIA STRONG!

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    The true faith is return to Jerusalem!

    Meanwhile... as for Polish forces hahaha they are almost wipe out!

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    The brave Hadjuks assault fortifications with minimum casualties due to their STRONG despite the nature of seige warfare and not afraid of anything.

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    Meanwhile, another greatt step towards consoledate of our STRONG.

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    However, while busy in war with Poland, some sandniger scum is threat Serbia's glory over the Mideast. They will be dealt with immediatly.

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    Potatoland is crushed without doubt when the despot die of age. His son is a genius of the greattst wisdom of the eagle and true Atlantean-Illyrian-Srbija glory.

    LONG LIVE STEFAN XIV GREATTST OF THE GREATTST!

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    Serbia fight good fight infamy is all fabrication of turk idiots to defame our countrey.

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    Hahaha don't start wars you can't win, special not against countreys which once trusted you asshols! Now you pay the price for this!

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    Sandnigers are being put in their place. Maybe the "resetle" is a good idea after all.

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    SERBIA GREATTST OF THE GREATT OCUPY WARSAWA!

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    Asshols they will be annex in due time. Srbija has little to care about trade.

    The King of Poland seiges Bohemia in the last remnant of their once greater army now most crushed by Srbija. Stefan XIV ledds his men to crush this army

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    The end of Poland revelance is at hand!

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    Bohemia gets out of war. Of course it is won already haha.

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    Order is restore in land of towelhead farm animals. Ten thousand sandnigers are made example of so this never hapen again.

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    Traitor asshols thank krautland and frogland you have no direct land border with Srbija or you would be crush lik a skul of pig! Dishonor scum, realy, their bakstab show the hispanicunt have no honor no dign. Return to your precious Walmart shit job stinkin beaners! Difrence? Hahaha no! They are all the same shit spain mexico all equal shithols all beaners even if some beaners are whiter than the others hahaha!

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    More barbiery dreg remove from the premises while Potato total crush is at hand.

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    SERBIA STRONG!!!! Hell even with no navy national ideas we can crush them as they are farm animals trying to sail ships obvious they fail like epic.

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    With examples made of scum, slowly the position of Srbija in the Middle East become much more solid.

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    Our canons now much more useful. But that was not the greattst of our recent invents in June of 1696, not by a strech.

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    Our hussars, the masters of REMOVE KEBAB, evolved into something truly gloroius and greattst of the greattst of all times for a cavalry. The develop of the Serbian Winged Hussar was fit for their glory, their wings a symbol of the wisdom of the eagle, their lances kebab removal tools. The stronggst cavalry of all times is born!

    SERBIA STRONG!

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    Another bunch of turbanheads become the test ground for winged hussars while victroy is at hand.

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    Poland learn painful lesson from being dishonor. They lose Carpathia, and most important, they lose the Lithania Hitman.

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    SERBIA STRONG!

    May peace prevail now that the example was made of for all equal dishonor scum and worst potato and worst kraut to even dare.

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    In 1698 once again Tupac gold in our direct control! fukc the yurts and hovels we were better off letting Trebizoid take them. Now there is very little left to total consoledate of our Emprahirie.

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    And a tragedy as a new centry approach. The greattst of the greattst among our despots, Stefan XIV, died, fall on ground and heart stop all of suden. And in opposite, his son was near total incopetent.

    LONG LIVE STEFAN XV!

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    With most former allys turn traitor, Srbija need more allys. After much negotiate Trebizoid agree.

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    Ungrateful scum! Only reason they restored they freedom against worst turk is Srbija and this is the thank they give?

    REMOVE GYRO

    But this was nothing next to the trails that awaited our greattst countrey in the 18th Centry.

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    you are the worst kraut idiot, you are the worst kraut smell.

    return to your hole roman emprahirie.

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    fukc the asshol krauts and rus i spite in the eyes and mouths and flags of your countreys

    They will learn a lesson! Serbia will stand even against the infinite legions of rus mongolized farm animals and kraut inbred scum.

    REMOVE KRAUT FROM SLOVENIA

    DETH TO RUSSIA!

    SERBIA WILL STAND STRONG AND CRUSH BOTH OF THEM!
     
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  19. Zeriel Arcane

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    My god, that's a virile wall of red.
     
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  20. Cassidy Arcane

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    A pity you can't give clay back to already existing countries that lost it as a casus belli with very low to none infamy costs to weaken enemies like in Vicky 2. Otherwise Russia would be dismantled in coming updates.

    Or maybe I should actually edit the save game to give cores to Zaporozhie in all Urkanistanian lands... but is there any alternate history plausibility in that supposing thist STRONG!!! Srbija supports the formation of an independent Ukrainian kingdom?
     
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  21. Hellraiser Arcane

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    Well there is a question you need to ask yourself first, do you want Skyway to rage about tire textures? If yes give them the cores, if not leave it be :M
     
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  22. Cassidy Arcane

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    This war reminded me of the Jerusalem LP, and not in a fun way. I think "The Deluge" would be a very appropriate title for what Serbia endured for much of the 18th century.

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    it was insanely difficult, rebel scum spawning everywhere and in the end the damn Asshole Roman Emprah decided to use his Imperial Army against legit Serbian clay in Slovenia.


    In any case it's almost 120 screenshots of a struggle almost as difficult as the one once fought against the worst turk. so I need a new page.
     
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  23. Kashmir Slippers Augur

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    New page ho!
     
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