The ugliest RPG protagonists/characters

[Hagashager]

any halfling characters

Well now that's just rude.

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

Even that bird is ashamed to be near him? Her? It? Fucking rodent teeth!!!

KILL IT!!!

 

[Late Bloomer]

Fucking rodent teeth!!!

Hey now, your avatar isnt so amazing in that area either.

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

My teeth are all perfectly even. Impossibly even you might say. No bucktooth there.

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

Even that bird is ashamed to be near him? Her? It? Fucking rodent teeth!!!

KILL IT!!!

I mean, consider the scale. Judging by the design, that bird is some kind of hawk or eagle. Hobbits are kid-sized. So in truth that's like a pigeon or something. I had a hawk standing on my arm at a renfair type event once. They are beautiful but, definitely bigger than that.

 

[Hagashager]

Even that bird is ashamed to be near him? Her? It? Fucking rodent teeth!!!

KILL IT!!!

I mean, consider the scale. Judging by the design, that bird is some kind of hawk or eagle. Hobbits are kid-sized. So in truth that's like a pigeon or something. I had a hawk standing on my arm at a renfair type event once. They are beautiful but, definitely bigger than that.

Actually I believe it's a raven. In the book Bilbo and Co. Befriend a flock of sentient ravens before attempting to fight Smaug. The ravens eventually serve as messengers for Thorin during the battle of five armies.

I honestly don't remember the ravens being in the Rankin Bass film though, but they must've been given that picture.

 

[dumbuglyorc]

I'm here. Thread closed.

 

[KörangarTheMighty]

Actually I believe it's a raven.

It's a thrush. In the R&B film the thrush is the one who takes the message of Smaug's weakness to Bard in Laketown.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

I'm here.

Yes, but you are clearly an antagonist:

Spoiler

 

[Dodo1610]

No one beats PB with their ugly protagonists

 

[TheDeveloperDude]

Masters of the Unknown Worlds

 

[Goldschmidt]

 

[Zlaja]

No one beats PB with their ugly protagonists

Jax looked fine in Elex 1. Pretty chad looking. Then he, and Nasty, got deformed in the sequel.

 

[Old Hans]

any halfling characters

baldurs gate 3 had the best face option for the halfling. he looked like a proper evil villain

 

[Serus]

This guy appears in way too many ASCII games, look how ugly he is:

@

 

[cpmartins]

This guy appears in way too many ASCII games, look how ugly he is:

@

I'll raise you one @.

 

[mondblut]

This guy appears in way too many ASCII games, look how ugly he is:

@

I'll raise you one @.

Roguelikes are raycis against black @s! Literally turning them invisible!

 

[9ted6]

Also that ugly she-elf from DA Inquisition

In some lighting even she can look acceptable. Most of the game is less forgiving than this:

There's this sperg

And this Oblivion character

And all three had the same writer. What an ugly game Inquisition was.

 

[NecroLord]

While Harold may be monstrously ugly on the outside, he is a pretty cool guy with a sense of humor and a good guy on the inside.

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

Also that ugly she-elf from DA Inquisition

In some lighting even she can look acceptable. Most of the game is less forgiving than this:

There's this sperg

And this Oblivion character

And all three had the same writer. What an ugly game Inquisition was.

In the end, Cole probably had the best storyline as a companion in the game. It felt like he belonged in the world (even though his alienation due to his nature is what makes him unique).

I wish you could've bang the black lady in the game, certainly better than the other options.

 

[Zlaja]

I wish you could've bang the black lady in the game

 

[Saerain]

And this Oblivion character

Oblivion's a confusing comparison. What?

 

[Tyrr]

Putting a Debra Wilson like character in your game in 2014?
DA:I was truly ahead of it time!

 

[Semiurge]

And this Oblivion character

Oblivion's a confusing comparison. What?

It's because of the unrealistically pronounced cheekbones, and she looks even freakier in other shots. Oblivion is legendary for producing faces that look like their bearers have medical problems.

 

[Saerain]

Yeah, I'm used to Oblivionites being far less supermodel and more moldy potato. Unsure what's meant about the cheekbones, from Google image searching anyway. Didn't play through Inquisition.